This game promotes discrimination towards below average IQ players

[IFIF]

Playing Elden Ring with a below-average IQ is like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces. It's this big, beautiful world full of adventures and mysteries, but sometimes it feels like the game is leaving me behind.

First off, the combat is super complicated. There are all these different weapons and spells, and you're supposed to know when to use them. But for someone like me, it's like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle. I just can't keep up with all the fancy moves and combos.

Then there's the exploring part. Elden Ring is this massive open world, and you're supposed to find your way around. But it's like being dropped in the middle of nowhere without a map. I keep getting lost and wandering into places I'm not supposed to be.

And dying in this game? It's like the game is laughing at me. Every time I mess up, it's like it's saying, "You're not good enough." It's frustrating, like banging your head against a wall and hoping it'll break.

But the worst part is trying to play with other people online. They're all talking about strategies and tactics, and I'm just trying to keep up. It's like being at a party where everyone knows each other, and you're just standing in the corner, feeling out of place.

Elden Ring should be a game for everyone, not just the super-smart players. But sometimes it feels like the game is leaving people like me behind, making us feel stupid and worthless. And that's not fair. Everyone deserves to have fun, no matter how smart they are.

[IFIF]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by Unyielding Mountain:

Here we go another community troll to add to the black list, an illiterate walrus

Excuse me, sir. The sobriquet is "An IRATE Walrus."

I know it also starts with "i," but please do try to get my name right.

Look at this guy trying to act all smart when he just got roasted to oblivion

[SoundsOfNight]

-> creates troll post
-> gets mad and calls others trolls

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by Unyielding Mountain:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Excuse me, sir. The sobriquet is "An IRATE Walrus."

I know it also starts with "i," but please do try to get my name right.

Look at this guy trying to act all smart when he just got roasted to oblivion

I'm not entirely certain you grasp the concept of roasting any better than that of literacy, but far be it for me to judge your command of vocabulary; I'd hate to make you feel I was Elden Ringing your self-esteem.

[Tawm]

9 out of 10 weapons and spells in this game are specifically made for people with intellectual and physical disabilities, though. You could control the analog stick with your mouth and use your toes to attack with the triggers and still comfortably beat everything the game has to offer with all the ridiculous tools it gives you.

[IFIF]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by Unyielding Mountain:

Look at this guy trying to act all smart when he just got roasted to oblivion

I'm not entirely certain you grasp the concept of roasting any better than that of literacy, but far be it for me to judge your command of vocabulary; I'd hate to make you feel I was Elden Ringing your self-esteem.

r-r-r-roasted!

[SoundsOfNight]

Right now he is a slightly agitated Walrus. You don't want to see him Irate.

[An Irate Walrus]

Originally posted by DragonSoundxSG:

Right now he is a slightly agitated Walrus. You don't want to see him Irate.

I still have irritated, annoyed, fuming, furious, and fulminating stages to get through before I hit my namesake level of furor, so there's a fair bit of fuse left to burn.

[IFIF]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Originally posted by DragonSoundxSG:

Right now he is a slightly agitated Walrus. You don't want to see him Irate.

I still have irritated, annoyed, fuming, furious, and fulminating stages to get through before I hit my namesake level of furor, so there's a fair bit of fuse left to burn.

roasted much?

[zenos]

runes are actually the IQ points of low skilled players

[SoundsOfNight]

Originally posted by Unyielding Mountain:

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

I still have irritated, annoyed, fuming, furious, and fulminating stages to get through before I hit my namesake level of furor, so there's a fair bit of fuse left to burn.

roasted much?

Your grasp of the English language is tenuous at best.

[Samuel]

We're locking this thread as it has devolved into non-productive argument. Thanks for your understanding.