What the F*** just happened? (HEAVY SPOILERS FOR DLC ENDING)

[LongRatThing]

So the final boss of the DLC is fu**ing Prime Radahn?!?! Bro what the fu**. I was done at the Dragon guy and Messmer, BUT PRIME RADAHN??? BROOO WHAT? And we got more Incest sh*t with Miquella Marrying Radahn? Or am I getting that wrong?????

[Faptor]

Originally posted by Jowain:

And everyone, absolutely EVERYONE is acting as though YOU have done nothing of note, have accomplished nothing and is just a lv 1 Wretch with a club and no brain.
They'll praise you moments after having killed an impressive boss, then completely forget about it minutes later and attack you as though "yeah, this Tarnished killed a dragon/legendary warrior/shardbearer, I'll win for sure".

That is the single most annoying part, for me. It totally ruins any sense of accomplishment.
Im not asking for a complete game change where after killing 4-5 bosses, everyone cowers in awe and fear, I just want a single line of Dialog or something in reference to your deeds. Maybe have some of the starter enemys try run from you after you kill their lord? Its so frustrating having everyone be such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to you.

Like, what was Gideon Ofnir planning to do? I just kicked the ♥♥♥♥ out of all the Demigods, claimed their runes, all the Dragons, every creature of note + several full armys and literally "Sum Guy" figures he could take us out? His gank attempt should of happened way earlier in the story before we become a literal god.

I really would of enjoyed some motivation other than "Everyone treats you like crap and wants to kill you". Why would I want to save this world? I think thats what makes Ranni so appealing. Shes nice, gives you a sense of purpose and motivation for doing the main quest and becoming a lord. It would of been nice if they did the same thing with Miquella.

Heres my attempt at story writing: As Melenia fought and failed to kill the tyrant radahn from conquering the world, Mogh steals Miquella from the Haligtree. Miquella tries to charm Mogh before he can be pumped full of accursed blood and fails. Destroying his body and sending his soul to the shadow lands.
After you kill Moghlestor, you travel to the shadow lands to save sweetly Miquella where you find out he was imprisoned by Messmer the Impaler, the eternal warden of the accursed shadow lands.
As you progress, you realise somethings not right. After every major enemy felled, the sky starts taking on a more and more distorted look. After defeating Messmer, Miquella uses the combined soul power of everyone you've killed to try bring back his brother Godwyn but fails horribly and accidentally creates a gigantic fish monster out of Godwyns corpse.
After defeating Godwyn(fish monster man) you get the option to kill or consort Miquella, giving you a new ending in the base game.

Like, I know my storys ♥♥♥♥ but itd make more sense than Radahn coming back in Moghs body because Miquella secretly wanted to ♥♥♥♥ him all these years... Idk, unless theres a ton of lore I missed or alternate endings, DLC felt like the Mass Effect endings where you get 3 coloured lights to step into except instead of 3, there is only 1.

[Jowain]

Originally posted by Faptor:

Originally posted by Jowain:

And everyone, absolutely EVERYONE is acting as though YOU have done nothing of note, have accomplished nothing and is just a lv 1 Wretch with a club and no brain.
They'll praise you moments after having killed an impressive boss, then completely forget about it minutes later and attack you as though "yeah, this Tarnished killed a dragon/legendary warrior/shardbearer, I'll win for sure".

That is the single most annoying part, for me. It totally ruins any sense of accomplishment.
Im not asking for a complete game change where after killing 4-5 bosses, everyone cowers in awe and fear, I just want a single line of Dialog or something in reference to your deeds. Maybe have some of the starter enemys try run from you after you kill their lord? Its so frustrating having everyone be such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to you.

Like, what was Gideon Ofnir planning to do? I just kicked the ♥♥♥♥ out of all the Demigods, claimed their runes, all the Dragons, every creature of note + several full armys and literally "Sum Guy" figures he could take us out? His gank attempt should of happened way earlier in the story before we become a literal god.

I really would of enjoyed some motivation other than "Everyone treats you like crap and wants to kill you". Why would I want to save this world? I think thats what makes Ranni so appealing. Shes nice, gives you a sense of purpose and motivation for doing the main quest and becoming a lord. It would of been nice if they did the same thing with Miquella.

Heres my attempt at story writing: As Melenia fought and failed to kill the tyrant radahn from conquering the world, Mogh steals Miquella from the Haligtree. Miquella tries to charm Mogh before he can be pumped full of accursed blood and fails. Destroying his body and sending his soul to the shadow lands.
After you kill Moghlestor, you travel to the shadow lands to save sweetly Miquella where you find out he was imprisoned by Messmer the Impaler, the eternal warden of the accursed shadow lands.
As you progress, you realise somethings not right. After every major enemy felled, the sky starts taking on a more and more distorted look. After defeating Messmer, Miquella uses the combined soul power of everyone you've killed to try bring back his brother Godwyn but fails horribly and accidentally creates a gigantic fish monster out of Godwyns corpse.
After defeating Godwyn(fish monster man) you get the option to kill or consort Miquella, giving you a new ending in the base game.

Like, I know my storys ♥♥♥♥ but itd make more sense than Radahn coming back in Moghs body because Miquella secretly wanted to ♥♥♥♥ him all these years... Idk, unless theres a ton of lore I missed or alternate endings, DLC felt like the Mass Effect endings where you get 3 coloured lights to step into except instead of 3, there is only 1.

Oh snap I forgot about Godwyn, yeah why can't we have him come back instead of Radahn, it was lined up perfectly for that lmao... does Miyazaki secretly heart every instance of femboi being banged by big muscle dude on Twitter? Sure sounds like it, I know he likes freaky things like feet so... we all have fetishes mr Miyazaki, but please keep it in your pants! XD

They also forgot that Miquella was having a blood transfusion, yet we see no affects from the Fromless Mother, the Outer God Mogh was doing all this for and it is her spells he's using during his boss fight.

Does that mean even the writers forgot about that plot point or just chose to ignore it?

[Faptor]

Originally posted by Jowain:

Oh snap I forgot about Godwyn, yeah why can't we have him come back instead of Radahn, it was lined up perfectly for that lmao... does Miyazaki secretly heart every instance of femboi being banged by big muscle dude on Twitter? Sure sounds like it, I know he likes freaky things like feet so... we all have fetishes mr Miyazaki, but please keep it in your pants! XD

They also forgot that Miquella was having a blood transfusion, yet we see no affects from the Fromless Mother, the Outer God Mogh was doing all this for and it is her spells he's using during his boss fight.

Does that mean even the writers forgot about that plot point or just chose to ignore it?

How cool would it of been to find out Miquellas ghost was being influenced by the formless mother? maybe make the whole thing a plot from her to give herself form? She really wanted Godwyns soul-dead body or something and was using Mogh, Miquella and You to do it.

Speaking of femboi's, I think thats why im so butthurt about the story. Even after all these years, Im still broken up about not being able to save Gwyndolin in DS3. We were ,like, 5 min too late to stop him being eaten by Aldrich. I wanted this to be a redemption story where we were 5 min early, just in time to save an innocent xD

Damn you for taking that away from me twice, Miyazaki! DAMN YoUuuUuuuUuuuu! HAhaha

[Jowain]

Originally posted by Faptor:

Originally posted by Jowain:

Oh snap I forgot about Godwyn, yeah why can't we have him come back instead of Radahn, it was lined up perfectly for that lmao... does Miyazaki secretly heart every instance of femboi being banged by big muscle dude on Twitter? Sure sounds like it, I know he likes freaky things like feet so... we all have fetishes mr Miyazaki, but please keep it in your pants! XD

They also forgot that Miquella was having a blood transfusion, yet we see no affects from the Fromless Mother, the Outer God Mogh was doing all this for and it is her spells he's using during his boss fight.

Does that mean even the writers forgot about that plot point or just chose to ignore it?

How cool would it of been to find out Miquellas ghost was being influenced by the formless mother? maybe make the whole thing a plot from her to give herself form? She really wanted Godwyns soul-dead body or something and was using Mogh, Miquella and You to do it.

Speaking of femboi's, I think thats why im so butthurt about the story. Even after all these years, Im still broken up about not being able to save Gwyndolin in DS3. We were ,like, 5 min too late to stop him being eaten by Aldrich. I wanted this to be a redemption story where we were 5 min early, just in time to save an innocent xD

Damn you for taking that away from me twice, Miyazaki! DAMN YoUuuUuuuUuuuu! HAhaha

Miquella was never really innocent and the DLC just hammers it home; even in the base game he had a very "Cult Leader" like vibe, where he could control others through his own power.

Why I think Messmer being a Lord Contender of Frenzied Flame that utterly destroys Miquella would be perfect: doesn't matter how strong your power of controlling others is if the person you're trying to do it on is insane and ready to kill everything on the spot.

[Faptor]

Originally posted by Jowain:

Miquella was never really innocent and the DLC just hammers it home; even in the base game he had a very "Cult Leader" like vibe, where he could control others through his own power.

Why I think Messmer being a Lord Contender of Frenzied Flame that utterly destroys Miquella would be perfect: doesn't matter how strong your power of controlling others is if the person you're trying to do it on is insane and ready to kill everything on the spot.

True that, I just wanted a chance to save him haha I could of saved him, bros. Make him change his evil ways... that two timing hussy. that skank! that heart taker and slut maker.

I like your Messmer being frenzied idea. It would of fleshed out the story and gave you motivation to stop him because if you didnt, hed burn you and everything else to the ground.

Edit: Like, what was our motivation to kill Messmer in the first place? He wasnt even in our way, he was just moping in his tower. All sad and menacing. Didnt even have a great rune because he wasnt part of the shattering.

[McJiggy]

There should've been a Nepheli Loux ending where you make her your consort instead of any of the crappy demigods or Marika.

[sergantuss]

Originally posted by Erlandir:

Originally posted by Fourmoyle:

This...is disturbing.

You can even see Omen horns on his gauntlets and legs, even when you get his armor set for player, it still has those. Poor Mohg got done dirty. Brainwashed by Miquella, killed, and made a puppet to be piloted by other 2 dudes.

i like how you can spoil Radan as a boss if you will finish some quests :D

[Sólyom]

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