Golden Hippopotamus is a war crime

[movement player]

Man the quality drop from Rellana is appalling.
Can't even crit him half the time because it's glitched out.
Some of the hitboxes are pretty dookie and god forbid he starts the grab attack otherwise inshallah it is over.
camera problems remind me of the first phase of Nameless King

I know he's optional, am i going to stop? no

[CourtesyFlush09]

Originally posted by Judge Caveman:

Hip hop... Hip hop a pot too moose?

heep...heep-hop?

heep-hop-anonymous??

[Todd Howard]

The golden hippo fight is so fun, it's one of the most fun fights in the game. The animations are hilarious when he's charging you with his mouth open. I love the game design of the whole thing.

[MarcoPants]

Originally posted by Mashed Potatoes Johnson:

Sadly Golden Hippo isn't optional as far as I'm aware.

the only mandatory bosses iirc are Messmer, Romina, and P.C. Radahn. All others, including the hippo, can be skipped

[lithops]

For some reason this abomination cause some heavy fps drops for me, don't even want to start on camera problems.

[Burdpal]

War crime lol

[Azylis]

I love this boss. Especially when he turns into angry porcupine mode and tosses his spikes at you. I don't think he's particularly hard, I would agree on the camera being a bit funky at times in that arena. Have to learn when to lock on, and when not to lock on. I think his movement set is hilarious at times, I was giggling the entire time when I fought him the first time, and I still greet him with: "Hey bestie, time to play!" when I visit him now.

[Fistraiser]

Originally posted by Step on me, please:

I sincerely hope this is the worst boss ever created since the conception of videogames.

Design, arena, hitboxes (?) glitches (?) moveset.....everything. Absolutely everything.

This HAS to be as low as it gets. No game no matter how bad deserves worse.

And yes the quality drop after lion and rellana really is insane. The top 3 bosses now that radahn got "fixed" are all found within the first map fragment.

Any% should be Rellana, Messmer, Lion, Radahn.

I hope we get more bosses like golden hippo in the future.but preferably in smaller rooms.

[Persona Au Gratin]

I hope the B Team keeps establishing they can't make a good game to save their life but they can always entertain low functioning people or folks with bad troll bait! It's important to make games for niche audiences!