I noticed something interesting today

[Kolonel Kobb]

I was sitting on Torrent, perched atop a cliff on Mt. Gelmir, when I uncovered a peculiar truth, Torrent has a butthole, a well designed butthole mind you, but I was truly baffled when I noticed the crows, they bare a resemblance to paper origamies.

Why fromsoft, Why is a ghost horse butthole more important to you?!

[Pineapplelord9k]

so imagine it like this.

torrents butthole is something you are more likely to notice vs the millionth bird flying by as you are running from a dragon.

also allows the rule34 artists to have more inspirations

[Agravain]

This is the biggest development in horse based anatomy since the RDR2 ball shrinking scandal

[Last Jackdaw]

Do you want to see the donut?
You know you want to see it

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7m9l4w1hbej81.png

EDIT:

Another (what I think is the better angle) view!

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ftm1sw8b9thk81.png

[Knavenformed]

Most likely a Berserk reference

[rhoenix]

If you think about it, Torrent having a ghost anus means he leaves ghost piles everywhere.

They, like him, are likely incorporeal (incopreal?) unless specifically summoned. Moreover, he eats a steady diet of various sorts of berries, meaning they might smell pretty bad.

So, you'd have just random ghostly stinkbombs left everywhere courtesy of our ghost horse friend. The game Elden Ring should really be called "Torrent craps on the Lands Between".

[Last Jackdaw]

Originally posted by rhoenix:

If you think about it, Torrent having a ghost anus means he leaves ghost piles everywhere.

They, like him, are likely incorporeal (incopreal?) unless specifically summoned. Moreover, he eats a steady diet of various sorts of berries, meaning they might smell pretty bad.

So, you'd have just random ghostly stinkbombs left everywhere courtesy of our ghost horse friend. The game Elden Ring should really be called "Torrent craps on the Lands Between".

What do you think Sites of Grace are?

They are little Torrent Piles.

[rhoenix]

Originally posted by Last Jackdaw:

Originally posted by rhoenix:

If you think about it, Torrent having a ghost anus means he leaves ghost piles everywhere.

They, like him, are likely incorporeal (incopreal?) unless specifically summoned. Moreover, he eats a steady diet of various sorts of berries, meaning they might smell pretty bad.

So, you'd have just random ghostly stinkbombs left everywhere courtesy of our ghost horse friend. The game Elden Ring should really be called "Torrent craps on the Lands Between".

What do you think Sites of Grace are?

They are little Torrent Piles.

We should likely be very thankful that we can't smell anything in the game.

It also explains the Merchants' reactions - "What? Sites of Grace? No, no - that must be a Tarnished thing! Go right over there and warm yourself by it - there you are!"

[LoVeSuns]

They should make Torrent poop in the DLC

[Kolonel Kobb]

Originally posted by Last Jackdaw:

Originally posted by rhoenix:

If you think about it, Torrent having a ghost anus means he leaves ghost piles everywhere.

They, like him, are likely incorporeal (incopreal?) unless specifically summoned. Moreover, he eats a steady diet of various sorts of berries, meaning they might smell pretty bad.

So, you'd have just random ghostly stinkbombs left everywhere courtesy of our ghost horse friend. The game Elden Ring should really be called "Torrent craps on the Lands Between".

What do you think Sites of Grace are?

They are little Torrent Piles.

...no, say it isn't true

[Budnick]

you found the real Elden Ring.

[Vox Maximus]

Try Finger But Hole

[almost_a_jill_sandwich]

but no nipples for melania

[zmanbuilder]

Horse but hole

[קֶשֶׁת]

Well duh he is a after all a balloon horse that puff out and then pops and disappears! Where do you think you put the air in when you whistle for torrent? The bottom naturally.

[zmanbuilder]

Originally posted by קֶשֶׁת:

Well duh he is a after all a balloon horse that puff out and then pops and disappears! Where do you think you put the air in when you whistle for torrent? The bottom naturally.

It is the coin slot actually.