Gino first human to really really really beat Elden Ring ;)

[Sonnenbank]

Today he finally pulled the hardest Elden Ring run ever

RL 1 ,
+ 0 Weapons only,
no things allowed that increase stats,
no-hit ,
no cheese allowed ,
NG7+ on a fresh char,
no summons ,
no level up anything.

And today he did beat the run ;)

will probably be on youtube in a couple days.
https://www.youtube.com/@moreginomachino

The NG7+ start was induced into a fresh game with cheat engine.
meaning he just skipped NG0 to NG6+ and started NG7+ with a completely fresh char using cheat engine.

meanwhile till the run will be up you can watch several failed runs that were close
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1972776073

but its good enough to see how he does it.
Id say at this point the guy has truly masterd Elden Ring

you havent beaten Elden ring unless meme is finally over :P

[76561199392198891]

This is pretty insane. Especially the no-hit requirement is just absurd.
Anyone who did a RL1+0 run knows how long bossfights are drawn out in this scenario and how quickly things can go out of control if you are not careful.

This guy must have internalized the movesets incredibly well or has some freak-like concentration. :P

I am pretty curious how he no-hit the Twin Gargs. The poison spray usually gets me at least once.

[Chaos]

Originally posted by vamirez:

How is the OP here cringe, tho? It's just about a dude beating the game in a huge challenge mode.

I don't really like to explain a joke since it will ruin it, but that ship has sail anyway.

So what OP post is an old meme about "YOU DIDN'T BEAT ELDEN RING IF YOU DON'T (insert whatever handicap you want here)" which to some may be consider "cringe" and I sure I'm one of them but it's not too bad yet.

The real cringe part that make me post in the first place was the reply he made to those that "doesn't get the joke and go full 14 yo mode" which I find to be rather pathetic that if he doesn't have the gut to be ridiculed and misunderstood here and there for his bad joke then he shouldn't have post it in the first place.

[Hemlock]

Originally posted by vamirez:

Originally posted by Chaos:

What can I say? Maybe don't post cringe in the first place?
When you posted cringe, people gonna make fun of it (and you) whether you are serious or not.

But some does catch on and play along with your post didn't they?
While some other...not so much.
But your latest complain post kinda ruin the joke and make you look bad, so maybe you can fix that instead.

How is the OP here cringe, tho? It's just about a dude beating the game in a huge challenge mode.

Come on.....no need to tell you who the OP is and what he usually does. He is the official forums comedian....unintended but still a good "cringy" comedian.

Also remember he usually is busy gatekeeping and linking the most godawful Malenia tutorial video of history, handling "BAAAD PLAYERZ" tshirts.

Just give the OP a clown to boost his confidence. We are going to help you to become a below average Elden Ring player penguinz....nevermind lets temper our expectations and stick to just baddie.

[Velesianus]

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Btw Bushy is better cause he is actually entertaining to watch

He's entertaining because he has the emotional control of a drunk toddler.

If you only know him from vods, I'd recommend watching his live streams before most of his tantrums can get edited out.

If he'd just stay calm he'd be on Gino's level but instead he starts malding at the game or at his chat and then starts dying which makes him mald harder which makes him die more. Rinse and repeat.

Gino dies way less often on the exact same challenge runs because he stays so calm .

Probably the actual best of the professional Elden Ring players though is that french world champion speed runner, Forsa. He just consistently gets absurdly clean, frame perfect fights .

[Cootswig]

Gino looks like a renaissance painter. Hell of a ER player though and great achievement.

[Illtempered]

I'll be impressed when he beats it in first-person, with no aim-assist or lock, and with no HUD.

[The Icecream Snowman]

So he used weapons instead of fists? And no equipment means light roll. Lame.

He should also use Cheat Engine to make the game run at double speed.

And play on a 640 × 480 CRT monitor.
With a keyboard and mouse.
While standing up.
While he really needs a wee.
And his phone keeps ringing.
And the dog wants to go out.
And the cat wants to come in.
And dinner's ready.

Then he'd really actually properly this time we meant it beat the game.

[Faust Wither]

how about use cheat engine to give your player all 1stat, you must beat enemy by only punching it till it dead, no weapon. thats how elden ring should be beaten.

[vamirez]

Originally posted by Chaos:

Originally posted by vamirez:

How is the OP here cringe, tho? It's just about a dude beating the game in a huge challenge mode.

So what OP post is an old meme about "YOU DIDN'T BEAT ELDEN RING IF YOU DON'T (insert whatever handicap you want here)" which to some may be consider "cringe" and I sure I'm one of them but it's not too bad yet.

No, he didn't - he referenced that meme with a winking smilie face in the title, but the post is clearly legit.

Originally posted by Hemlock:

Come on.....no need to tell you who the OP is and what he usually does. He is the official forums comedian....unintended but still a good "cringy" comedian.

Also remember he usually is busy gatekeeping and linking the most godawful Malenia tutorial video of history, handling "BAAAD PLAYERZ" tshirts.

Knowing OP's typical posts, both of these statements are clearly bullcrap.

[𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃]

Originally posted by Velesianus:

Originally posted by 𝑀𝓊𝑔𝑒𝓃:

Btw Bushy is better cause he is actually entertaining to watch

He's entertaining because he has the emotional control of a drunk toddler.

If you only know him from vods, I'd recommend watching his live streams before most of his tantrums can get edited out.

If he'd just stay calm he'd be on Gino's level but instead he starts malding at the game or at his chat and then starts dying which makes him mald harder which makes him die more. Rinse and repeat.

Gino dies way less often on the exact same challenge runs because he stays so calm :zazen:.

Probably the actual best of the professional Elden Ring players though is that french world champion speed runner, Forsa. He just consistently gets absurdly clean, frame perfect fights :praisesun:.

Like i said , find him entertaining and what's not to like about drunk toddlers

So your long winded tangent was unnecessary cause at the end of the day we all have our own preferences and streamers who can keep me from dozing off from boredom will always come out on top for me

[Hemlock]

Originally posted by vamirez:

Come on.....no need to tell you who the OP is and what he usually does. He is the official forums comedian....unintended but still a good "cringy" comedian.

Also remember he usually is busy gatekeeping and linking the most godawful Malenia tutorial video of history, handling "BAAAD PLAYERZ" tshirts.

Knowing OP's typical posts, both of these statements are clearly bullcrap.

What a let-down you are.....i guess you actually sympathize with the poor thing....you both being teutons has something to do.

Lets see...

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

truth is you are a pretty average or below average player...
spam buttons while being in panic and get owned
now in your world thats the boss design that is flawed

but you could also just learn her moves for example with watching my guide

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

Elden ring has pretty mediocre bossfights

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

now for some funny reason "lower skilled players" care the most about achievements....

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

I am pretty good at souls games....

I cant be arsed to link more examples.....mediocre people dont deserve to even pretend they are full of vanglory.."sordes" just "sordes".

[vamirez]

Originally posted by Hemlock:

Originally posted by vamirez:

Come on.....no need to tell you who the OP is and what he usually does. He is the official forums comedian....unintended but still a good "cringy" comedian.

Also remember he usually is busy gatekeeping and linking the most godawful Malenia tutorial video of history, handling "BAAAD PLAYERZ" tshirts.

Knowing OP's typical posts, both of these statements are clearly bullcrap.

What a let-down you are.....i guess you actually sympathize with the poor thing....you both being teutons has something to do.

Lets see...

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

truth is you are a pretty average or below average player...
spam buttons while being in panic and get owned
now in your world thats the boss design that is flawed

but you could also just learn her moves for example with watching my guide

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

Elden ring has pretty mediocre bossfights

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

now for some funny reason "lower skilled players" care the most about achievements....

Originally posted by Sonnenbank:

I am pretty good at souls games....

I cant be arsed to link more examples.....mediocre people dont deserve to even pretend they are full of vanglory.."sordes" just "sordes".

Oh, please elaborate what the issue is with these quotes? Or alternatively show us on the doll where Malenia hurt you. You really shouldn't talk about "mediocre people".

[Hemlock]

Originally posted by vamirez:

Originally posted by Hemlock:

What a let-down you are.....i guess you actually sympathize with the poor thing....you both being teutons has something to do.

Lets see...










I cant be arsed to link more examples.....mediocre people dont deserve to even pretend they are full of vanglory.."sordes" just "sordes".

Oh, please elaborate what the issue is with these quotes? Or alternatively show us on the doll where Malenia hurt you. You really shouldn't talk about "mediocre people".

Jesus Christ Vamirez....ok then.

This is how badly MALENIA HURT ME.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2878280251

Now lets do something useful with this damnable thread. Buy Remnant 2 and Lords of the Fallen right now!

[vamirez]

Originally posted by Hemlock:

Originally posted by vamirez:

Oh, please elaborate what the issue is with these quotes? Or alternatively show us on the doll where Malenia hurt you. You really shouldn't talk about "mediocre people".

Jesus Christ Vamirez....ok then.

This is how badly MALENIA HURT ME.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2878280251

Now lets do something useful with this damnable thread. Buy Remnant 2 and Lords of the Fallen right now!

You are not on the right side of history in this case, m8. Just saying. But ok, enough of this discussion...

[Sonnenbank]

LOL Fineous alt account because his main is banned from Elden Ring forums ?

We had an argument long long time ago in the past and to proof his point he posted a video of him playing.
I watched and said it was one of the worst performances i have ever seen .
which is simply a true fact. I didnt know him and we have never met before this video
so i simply stated what i saw. 3 guys vs Elden Beast and he got hit by every attack

Since that day he hates me....

He also since that day says my Malenia guide is the worst on the internet
but he has 0 arguments why that is....

i said his video is bad so he says my video is bad to feel better for himself

very mature ;)

This has nothing to do with Gino or this thread
he is just personally hurt for life since then

Now plz stay on topic