More realistic female chest mod?

[rocketcrafter44]

So, there is kind of a lack of a female chest in elden ring. So my question is, if there is a mod that makes that more realistic. For starters I do NOT want it to be a lewd mod like most mods in this type of area. It's a bit annoying, that everything regarding "normal proportions" in elden ring just ends up as lewd content. But anyway. I just want to make a realistic representation of a female character. Like, there is no female in elden ring, just male type A and male type B. I know some guys, that have a bigger chest then whatever type B has.

Is there any mod like that, that anyone knows of? Again NO LEWD mod!

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Автор сообщения: rocketcrafter44

Автор сообщения: Norm Macdonald's Ghost

Yes, because jokes are the REAL problem here. Please guys, just answer the question! This is serious! Are there any big titty mods or not!

2 things. I don't mind jokes. There is some comedy gold in here as well. Second, I never asked for any "big titty" mods. I feel like you are again thinking about lewd mods which I already said I'm not searching for. What I'm searching for, is a mod that can add an average chest size. Which is a 34DD in my country. I don't need anything oversized

Ah, going for realism I see. Watch out for those dragons in your country.

Also, I know you didn't ask for it, but there are no big titty mods for Elden Ring. Sorry gents!
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2923059338

[An Irate Walrus]

Автор сообщения: JamestheFreak

Автор сообщения: rocketcrafter44

So, there is kind of a lack of a female chest in elden ring. So my question is, if there is a mod that makes that more realistic. For starters I do NOT want it to be a lewd mod like most mods in this type of area. It's a bit annoying, that everything regarding "normal proportions" in elden ring just ends up as lewd content. But anyway. I just want to make a realistic representation of a female character. Like, there is no female in elden ring, just male type A and male type B. I know some guys, that have a bigger chest then whatever type B has.

Is there any mod like that, that anyone knows of? Again NO LEWD mod!

Welcome to the woke era of 'type A' and 'type B' remember that you all enabled this.

Remember that being deprived of polygonal tits that would break a real woman's back is the real injustice here.

[Angel]

Everytime this question is asked, there is always these weird, almost virtue signaly kinda guys that try very hard to steer the conversation in a very specific direction, while simultaneously going on these tangents that would suggest they genuinely think no women in real life exist with figures naturally curvier then whats normally available in a souls game...

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Автор сообщения: Angel

Everytime this question is asked, there is always these weird, almost virtue signaly kinda guys that try very hard to steer the conversation in a very specific direction, while simultaneously going on these tangents that would suggest they genuinely think no women in real life exist with figures naturally curvier then whats normally available in a souls game...

Exactly! And while we're on the subject, stop claiming I'm gay or I'm weird just because I want a large dangling scrote on my character. I happen to have a very long sack and I want my character to be realistic. There's nothing wrong with that! I want my ballbag slider!!!

[zanzibaroz]

I want feet slider!!

[Philly2toes]

WHATTT NO BOOBA IN ER WHAT HAVE I BEEN PLAYING FOR

[Dhomochevsky]

i think i read that there was this female warrior that cut off one of her boobs so they can use bow and arrow, so yeah (if any im talking about in real life female warriors)

[Laughing With Salad]

Автор сообщения: Angel

Everytime this question is asked, there is always these weird, almost virtue signaly kinda guys that try very hard to steer the conversation in a very specific direction, while simultaneously going on these tangents that would suggest they genuinely think no women in real life exist with figures naturally curvier then whats normally available in a souls game...

All women should have boxy, amorphous CalArts bodies, because THAT is what's REAL

[Dr.Abscondus]

Female warriors wore the same armor as men because breast plates have to have a smooth convex surface. What you don't want are bumps which will defect arrows and sword strikes up into the neck. If you're just going for fantasy fashion then go crazy.

[LiDDeRz]

Автор сообщения: JamestheFreak

Автор сообщения: Magic A. I.

It's not "woke era", it's Japan. Would you prefer Chris and Jill?

Japan is only doing this because of the West and all the oversensitive snowflakes, they're being forced to adapt to their views so their games can even make any sales and not get a bunch of crap for 'bigotry' or something stupid just because they didn't appeal to their personal political views.

What a load of ♥♥♥♥ james. if they gave any ♥♥♥♥♥ about that kind of thing then the only criminal in the game wouldn't be the only black dude. They don't do it with any idea of 'woke', Get a grip of your deluded ideas. lol.

[Mewsha]

"Realistic"

LMAO

[An Irate Walrus]

Автор сообщения: LiDDeRz

Автор сообщения: JamestheFreak

Japan is only doing this because of the West and all the oversensitive snowflakes, they're being forced to adapt to their views so their games can even make any sales and not get a bunch of crap for 'bigotry' or something stupid just because they didn't appeal to their personal political views.

What a load of ♥♥♥♥ james. if they gave any ♥♥♥♥♥ about that kind of thing then the only criminal in the game wouldn't be the only black dude. They don't do it with any idea of 'woke', Get a grip of your deluded ideas. lol.

I feel like maybe James forgot that anime exists.

Because one game doesn't drown him in tiggo bitties, the rest of the adolescent wish fulfillment coming out of Japan clearly ceases to exist.

[Norm Macdonald's Ghost]

Автор сообщения: Intro cinematic voiceover

The sagging breasts tell a story.

The great Elden Bra was shattered.

On our shoulders, across the chest, the Cleavage Between.

Now, Queen Mammika the Eternal Jiggle is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Corsets, Boobwyn the Golden was first to bounce.

Soon, Mammika’s offspring, tittygods all, claimed the underwires of the Elden Bra.

The mad taint of their newfound chesticle support triggered the Milkshaking.

A war from which all peens arose...

[Alby]

Автор сообщения: Norm Macdonald's Ghost

Автор сообщения: Intro cinematic voiceover

The sagging breasts tell a story.

The great Elden Bra was shattered.

On our shoulders, across the chest, the Cleavage Between.

Now, Queen Mammika the Eternal Jiggle is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Corsets, Boobwyn the Golden was first to bounce.

Soon, Mammika’s offspring, tittygods all, claimed the underwires of the Elden Bra.

The mad taint of their newfound chesticle support triggered the Milkshaking.

A war from which all peens arose...

/thread

[Laughing With Salad]

Автор сообщения: LiDDeRz

Автор сообщения: JamestheFreak

Japan is only doing this because of the West and all the oversensitive snowflakes, they're being forced to adapt to their views so their games can even make any sales and not get a bunch of crap for 'bigotry' or something stupid just because they didn't appeal to their personal political views.

What a load of ♥♥♥♥ james. if they gave any ♥♥♥♥♥ about that kind of thing then the only criminal in the game wouldn't be the only black dude. They don't do it with any idea of 'woke', Get a grip of your deluded ideas. lol.

What about Patches? He's evil and bald and white and pushes you off cliffs.