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Pantoni Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:00am
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella...
and I'm an alcoholic rotten b*tch.

Just trying to let out some steam. I'm fighting this b*stard and trying to beat her without summons.

And it's being a total pain in the *ss. The most despicable part is when you finally defeat her 1st phase and got insta-killed by the flower right at the begining.

But also there's when she starts spamming the same ability over and over. "Did you avoid flawlessly my "watermelon"? Here's another one!". Lovely.

And holy sh*t if bleed has been nerfed! A full barrage of 10/12 blood arrows right in the face, and no blood-loss whatsoever! And no, I've never used rivers of blood or anything like that.

Don't get me wrong. I totally love this game, and I'm having a lot of fun with this sh*t. But you know how it works... when you're losing... this is cr*p. Until you win again.

So there's that. Just needed some venting.

Cheers!
Last edited by Pantoni; Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:01am
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cgunforfree Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:05am 
good luck !
i think without Blasphemous blade or any spell that stagger her you don't have many chances but since 'i solo her' did it only in paints i'm sure there is a chance out there for you too.
Last edited by cgunforfree; Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:06am
Pantoni Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:12am 
Thank you!

I'm using moon veil, cause the skill is fast enough to catch her. And jumping attacks is my best way to stun her. I can't profit at all mos of the times tho, cause each time I hit her, I back roll to try to avoid any counter.

But I'm decided to kill all the bosses without summons... and only Malenia, Radagon and EB stand in the way of accomplishing that.

Cheers!
vamirez Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:20am 
I gave you points just because you spelled her name correctly, which seems to be a more difficult feat than one might think :)
cgunforfree Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:21am 
Originally posted by Pantoni:
Thank you!

I'm using moon veil, cause the skill is fast enough to catch her. And jumping attacks is my best way to stun her. I can't profit at all mos of the times tho, cause each time I hit her, I back roll to try to avoid any counter.

But I'm decided to kill all the bosses without summons... and only Malenia, Radagon and EB stand in the way of accomplishing that.

Cheers!
just try Blasphemous blade upgraded how much you can and my believe is that you will do it.
i did it all the time but along with my mimic tear.
Last edited by cgunforfree; Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:22am
Pantoni Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:26am 
Originally posted by vamirez:
I gave you points just because you spelled her name correctly, which seems to be a more difficult feat than one might think :)

You mean that Milena/Melina/Melania that some people talks about? XD


Originally posted by cgunforfree:
just try Blasphemous blade upgraded how much you can and my believe is that you will did it.
it did it all the time but with my mimic tear.

Too late... I use to sell every weapon that I won't use so... whoops! (scales with STR, right?)

I always beat her with Tiche, but in each play I try to use the summons less and less. And well... this time I shouldn't use them at all.

Cheers!
Pantoni Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:28am 
Originally posted by Thor ! Protector of Scandinavia:
oh boi my friend u still play this old game really ?

I do. And I'm gonna do it again. I finish one run, play a couple of other games, then got back to this. I'm making my money worth for sure.

Cheers!
vamirez Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:30am 
Originally posted by Pantoni:
Originally posted by vamirez:
I gave you points just because you spelled her name correctly, which seems to be a more difficult feat than one might think :)

You mean that Milena/Melina/Melania that some people talks about? XD

Yep, there were even like joke threads about it ;) "I am Melainia, Knife of Chinchilla!" ;)
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Date Posted: Nov 6, 2022 @ 11:00am
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