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If we're gonna be brutally honest here's one describing me: check the forums every day or two for thread topics that give me an excuse to post links to my guides :-P
Malenia is such a dirty dirty girl lol
ok look, another one for the "if you reached lv150, you dind't beat the game".
Obviously, it's the player's fault if the game allows people to become (demi)gods with 99 in every stat /S
How they dare having fun, by becoming able to do everything within a single character?!
Only the most dirty ignoble casuls can't understand the absolute grossing joy of beating the game by restricting themselves to stay in low-level ranges.
Only the truest, the most based "Real Certified nobel-prize Superior Gamers" have the right (oh... casuls don't have the right, o don't have the right) to have fun, by staying in "Community certified multiplayer ranges", tuned and thoroughly planned, for the "Real Certified nobel-prize Superior Gamers" audience.
Therefore, the only logic conclusion is that Elden Ring is just another "carebear-friendly open-world kindergarten"... real "true hardcore" players are forced to return to "PvP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ III"
The online is already dead, as the "Honeymoon phase" is over.
There are only tryhards and PvP elitists now.
Tbh. I will recommend you one thing.
And it's the holy grail mate so listen up yo cuz this is a story a story of blue man and his name was Rannus the Moon, it's a blue char with blue magic and blue swords and blue armor and you basically roleplay IRL that you RP ingame Ranni Husband and you protec but also attac her with your shield and heal spells and love her.
It's not where it ends, you also pray to her feet and become the Simper Lord, greatest of all Katana wielders IRL and also in roleplay and you can pretend to be awsome guy, don't forget to pick skinny body cuz it's important ya know.