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Big Daddy P Apr 23, 2022 @ 1:31am

PSA to anyone who thinks they "beat the game"

That said if you summoned, you didnt beat the game.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE THE BABY MODE COOP MOD YOU DIDNT BEAT THE GAME.
If you farmed runes/souls, you didnt beat the game.
If you upgraded weapons past +15 or +6, you didnt beat the game
If you did the jump to get +7 somber stone in volcano manor to speedrun a +9 unique, you didnt beat the game.
If you had friends give u gear that shouldnt have, you didnt beat the game.
If you used cheese like dinner bell+carian retaliation, you didnt beat the game.
If you used ashes of war you, you didnt beat the game.
If you used a great shield, you didnt beat the game.
If you used a bleed build, you didnt beat the game.
If you played magic, you didnt beat the game.
If you used jump I-frames, you didnt beat the game.
If you the statues of marika to spawn after dying, you didnt beat the game.
If you looked up how to do certain quests, you didnt beat the game.
If you have over 20 vig, you didnt beat the game.
If you used godricks great rune, you didnt beat the game.
If you used any great rune except based mohgs to invade, you didnt beat the game.
If you looked up a guide, you didnt beat the game.
If you used a post 1.04 strength build, you didnt beat the game.
If you didnt beat radahn pre-nerf, you didnt beat the game.
If you used torrent, you didnt beat the game.
If you picked any ending other than Ranni's, you didnt beat the game.
If you used giant dad, you didnt beat the game.
If you used dark bead, you didnt beat the game
If you used rivers of blood, you'll never have sex.

Just a few things that if you have done any of the following AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFY YOU from being considered a souls vet.

Not an argument.

Anyone who disagrees is coping and needs to deal with it.

EDIT: To all the people saying i dont own the game https://imgur.com/a/9luHFT9 here. I dont use steam very often.

EDIT 2: FURTHER PROOF I OWN THE GAME LMAO STOP COPING CUS U YOU DIDNT BEAT THE GAME https://imgur.com/a/vLqQBcI

Last edited by Big Daddy P; May 24, 2022 @ 8:48am

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TheStylemage has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 10:31am

Not sure if I like this one more than the Sekiro one. There is just something about "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself" that is more raw than your wall of text. Thanks for the laugh though, hope the fish bite well.

#766

SadPlatty© has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

Originally posted by TheStylemage:
Not sure if I like this one more than the Sekiro one. There is just something about "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself" that is more raw than your wall of text. Thanks for the laugh though, hope the fish bite well.

Feel like it was due to the concise delivery that almost reminds me of the Gene Willder Willy Wonka speech. This is very verbose and is more of a task list.

Maybe if OP went something like:

"You cheated not only ER, but also Melania.

You didn't beat OG Radhan.
You never touched grace.
You used Mimic with RoB and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and meta is cheese.

It's sad you didn't beat the game."

#767

mpcgannon

May 24, 2022 @ 10:46am

Originally posted by SadPlatty©:
Originally posted by TheStylemage:
Not sure if I like this one more than the Sekiro one. There is just something about "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself" that is more raw than your wall of text. Thanks for the laugh though, hope the fish bite well.

Feel like it was due to the concise delivery that almost reminds me of the Gene Willder Willy Wonka speech. This is very verbose and is more of a task list.

Maybe if OP went something like:

"You cheated not only ER, but also Melania.

You didn't beat OG Radhan.
You never touched grace.
You used Mimic with RoB and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and meta is cheese.

It's sad you didn't beat the game."

I can't think of what you're referencing...
Which scene which speech?

#768

TheStylemage has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 10:49am

Originally posted by SadPlatty©:
Originally posted by TheStylemage:
Not sure if I like this one more than the Sekiro one. There is just something about "You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself" that is more raw than your wall of text. Thanks for the laugh though, hope the fish bite well.

Feel like it was due to the concise delivery that almost reminds me of the Gene Willder Willy Wonka speech. This is very verbose and is more of a task list.

Maybe if OP went something like:

"You cheated not only ER, but also Melania.

You didn't beat OG Radhan.
You never touched grace.
You used Mimic with RoB and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and meta is cheese.

It's sad you didn't beat the game."

Damm now THOSE are good!

#769

SadPlatty© has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 10:52am

Originally posted by mpcgannon:
Originally posted by SadPlatty©:

Feel like it was due to the concise delivery that almost reminds me of the Gene Willder Willy Wonka speech. This is very verbose and is more of a task list.

Maybe if OP went something like:

"You cheated not only ER, but also Melania.

You didn't beat OG Radhan.
You never touched grace.
You used Mimic with RoB and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and meta is cheese.

It's sad you didn't beat the game."
I can't think of what you're referencing...
Which scene which speech?

Oh man, you are in for a treat xD; https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-cheated-not-only-the-game-but-yourself

Basically, this guy went full "Anally Annihilated" mode on social media

#770

mpcgannon

May 24, 2022 @ 10:58am

Originally posted by SadPlatty©:
Originally posted by mpcgannon:
I can't think of what you're referencing...
Which scene which speech?

Oh man, you are in for a treat xD; https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-cheated-not-only-the-game-but-yourself

Basically, this guy went full "Anally Annihilated" mode on social media

YES! Thank you thank you!!

#771

SadPlatty© has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 11:02am

Originally posted by mpcgannon:
Originally posted by SadPlatty©:

Oh man, you are in for a treat xD; https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-cheated-not-only-the-game-but-yourself

Basically, this guy went full "Anally Annihilated" mode on social media
YES! Thank you thank you!!

Anytime - memes are the real reason I lurk these forums, is how I found GOAT videos like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg

#772

Ulmace

May 24, 2022 @ 11:48am

Originally posted by SadPlatty©:
Originally posted by mpcgannon:
YES! Thank you thank you!!
Anytime - memes are the real reason I lurk these forums, is how I found GOAT videos like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg

damn, not really my style, i prefer these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb4ZOBAs280

#773

SadPlatty© has ELDEN RING

May 24, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Originally posted by Ulmace:
Originally posted by SadPlatty©:
Anytime - memes are the real reason I lurk these forums, is how I found GOAT videos like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0zMsDiAyg
damn, not really my style, i prefer these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb4ZOBAs280

This is why we need Andre back - the new clown-smith tries making a weapon to kill a god, but this absolute Chad will just walk over and drop-kick a god himself.

#AndreVsMalenia2022

#774