I hate dogs.

[ILikeBigBoats]

Real ones, and Elden Ring ones.

[Burdpal]

Try this:

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Beast-Repellent+Torch

[The Black Baron]

Publicado originalmente por Ghostorias:

I hate sand

I can get on board with that. It's coarse and rough, it just gets everywhere.

[ILikeBigBoats]

Publicado originalmente por Veka Ymir:

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

Shields only work when there's two, maybe three at a time. And when you see them coming. Poser.

It's not my fault you aren't using geography and just standing in the open to be swarmed.

Maybe you're just bad?

No, I imagine nothing is your fault. I'm sure everything that has not gone right in your life is someone else's fault. Why, oh why, can't the world simply get out of your way?

[Ragingfirefrog]

Publicado originalmente por The Black Baron:

Publicado originalmente por Ghostorias:

I hate sand

I can get on board with that. It's coarse and rough, it just gets everywhere.

glitter is far worse. I'm glad you can't encounter it in nature. Sand can be annoying though.

[Ulmace]

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

Publicado originalmente por Veka Ymir:

It's not my fault you aren't using geography and just standing in the open to be swarmed.

Maybe you're just bad?

No, I imagine nothing is your fault. I'm sure everything that has not gone right in your life is someone else's fault. Why, oh why, can't the world simply get out of your way?

the dogs did it

[ILikeBigBoats]

Publicado originalmente por Ulmace:

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

No, I imagine nothing is your fault. I'm sure everything that has not gone right in your life is someone else's fault. Why, oh why, can't the world simply get out of your way?

the dogs did it

See? Dogs are awful.

[The Black Baron]

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

Publicado originalmente por Ulmace:

the dogs did it

See? Dogs are awful.

Yeah those green little guys with their shells, they are so full of themselves. *Badum Tsss*

[ILikeBigBoats]

Publicado originalmente por The Black Baron:

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

See? Dogs are awful.

Yeah those green little guys with their shells, they are so full of themselves. *Badum Tsss*

Especially that one with the red mask and the sai. Guy has a major ego problem.

[ILikeBigBoats]

Publicado originalmente por Burd!:

Try this:

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Beast-Repellent+Torch

Thanks, Burdman

[The Black Baron]

Publicado originalmente por ILikeBigBoats:

Publicado originalmente por The Black Baron:

Yeah those green little guys with their shells, they are so full of themselves. *Badum Tsss*

Especially that one with the red mask and the sai. Guy has a major ego problem.

Yeah, he still owes me back for that pizza.

[Bricky strong]

DOGS OUT THERE.... Stop letting them Punk u.