Rykard is the most boring boss in the game

[Slim Jong Un]

Things rykard doesn't do:
1. give a good challenge
2. act cool
3. look cool
4. give anything useful

Rykard does:
1. Have the most f*cking annoying voice out of any souls boss I have ever fought.
2. Waste your time with an easy ass gimmick fight.
3. Have annoying music

I suppose you can get blasphemous blade from his remembrance, but I dislike the weapon.

[Original Gengar]

TOGETHAAA.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Original Gengar:

TOGETHAAA.

Instead of sounding serpentine, he just sounds like my drunk uncle having a stroke.

[Original Gengar]

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Originally posted by Original Gengar:

TOGETHAAA.

Instead of sounding serpentine, he just sounds like my drunk uncle having a stroke.

I honestly love that boss and his voice acting. It's ridiculous, but in a fun way imo. And I thought the fight itself was their Stromruler gimmick finally done well - sure it wasn't hard, but it was fun as hell in a spectacle kinda way.

[Big Dog]

I like how the boss looks and talks tbh, but yea the fight is lame, I just equip the weapon, summon mimic tear, watch it do everything haha

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Original Gengar:

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Instead of sounding serpentine, he just sounds like my drunk uncle having a stroke.

I honestly love that boss and his voice acting. It's ridiculous, but in a fun way imo. And I thought the fight itself was their Stromruler gimmick finally done well - sure it wasn't hard, but it was fun as hell in a spectacle kinda way.

I muted my game as soon as I started second phase, and while he isn't hard, he likes to cover the entire arena in lava and poison, dragging out the fight.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Originally posted by Original Gengar:

I honestly love that boss and his voice acting. It's ridiculous, but in a fun way imo. And I thought the fight itself was their Stromruler gimmick finally done well - sure it wasn't hard, but it was fun as hell in a spectacle kinda way.

I muted my game as soon as I started second phase, and while he isn't hard, he likes to cover the entire arena in lava and poison, dragging out the fight.

Just spam snake hunt weapon art? I killed it in like 2 of my FP bars worth of it.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Tomfoolery:

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

I muted my game as soon as I started second phase, and while he isn't hard, he likes to cover the entire arena in lava and poison, dragging out the fight.

Just spam snake hunt weapon art? I killed it in like 2 of my FP bars worth of it.

I have like, 70FP because the only weapon art I use is crag blade, so I was just using charged attacks for the fight.

[Chicken Jockey]

I had fun.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Sonic, unleashed:

I had fun.

Then I diagnose you with fake gamer

Edit: and you are also forbidden from entering Best Korea.

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Originally posted by Tomfoolery:

Just spam snake hunt weapon art? I killed it in like 2 of my FP bars worth of it.

I have like, 70FP because the only weapon art I use is crag blade, so I was just using charged attacks for the fight.

That's more FP than my 10 mind character had haha. The snake hunt weapon art has a second part of it that does more damage than the first part and usually poise breaks him too.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Tomfoolery:

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

I have like, 70FP because the only weapon art I use is crag blade, so I was just using charged attacks for the fight.

That's more FP than my 10 mind character had haha. The snake hunt weapon art has a second part of it that does more damage than the first part and usually poise breaks him too.

As you said, it doesn't take that long, but idk, I just kinda hate the whole fight. I think he looks retarded, sounds retarded, and attacks me on sight for no reason. I legit showed up because his wife asked me to, and first thing he does is try to take a bite out of my extra crispy skin.

[Chicken Jockey]

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Then I diagnose you with fake gamer

I thought it was a cute callback to Demon's Soul's Storm King. A refreshing change of pace from the bosses that are just a shrieking cacophony, wildly flailing around the arena.

[cardboard man]

If you think Rykard is boring wait till you get to the complete waste of time that is fire giant.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by Sonic, unleashed:

Originally posted by Slim Jong Un:

Then I diagnose you with fake gamer

I thought it was a cute callback to Demon's Soul's Storm King. A refreshing change of pace from the bosses that are just a shrieking cacophony, wildly flailing around the arena.

The Yhorm fight is cool because Yhorm ( and Siegward) are cool. But Rykard is not cool, and Siegward is not in the game.

[Slim Jong Un]

Originally posted by cardboard man:

If you think Rykard is boring wait till you get to the complete waste of time that is fire giant.

I've killed Fire Giant 4 times solo and a bunch of times as a cooperator. Yes Fire Giant is cheeks too, but at least he doesn't sound retarded.