ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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crackshot Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:56am
why do the npcs cheat?
the impossible ♥♥♥♥ they do sometimes. its just stupid.
its like playing the claw skill tester game at the arcade.
how can 1 npc decide to knock you down, follow up stab wide sweep. all inside 1 second because why ? wtf

EDIT **** FIX **** DESYNC / INPUT DELAY **** RANDOM CHAOS


Originally posted by akanis:
OP something you might want to try is make sure you are running the game in Borderless Windowed Mode, and not Full Screen.

This shocked me since the game otherwise ran flawlessly. The first fix I saw was to try running the game in Borderless Windowed mode. I tried it, and lo and behold, I was downing foes with normal weapons as my character actually responded when I needed it to.

what in the actual?
i am shocked too. what the hell? i just had combat where i could actually dodge his tells, or if i did get hit. react to the next... um this is like night and day.

why the hell even is this? lol this is so stupid.

thanks so much for this
Last edited by crackshot; Mar 18, 2022 @ 1:53am
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Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:37am 
Originally posted by de_empty:
just did it again. got him all the way down to almost dead. havent taken a single hit. nope wants to turn on cheat mode and just supersayan. rage mode. repeating same moves endlessly or combinations of moves that u cant break from u just get chained dead.

yet what was he doing just before. oh that sequence everything thinks they know?
You can absolutely "Go supersayan" (sic even for a fictional term) in this game, there are many buffs from either items, spells, or the Great Rune system. You can cheese your enemies as much as they cheese you. White Face in the hidden bloodswamps? There's literally a semihidden ledge, some nice fellow marked "Here!" already, and if you just STAND on that ledge he will jump over you to his death. An otherwise very hard fight due to his intense Blood based build, which you can have right after beating his red phantom. Even if you "cheated" (Read, USED THE GAME MECHANICS SUCCESSFULLY.)
Beewo Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:39am 
Originally posted by Muse Snooze:
Originally posted by Beewo:

I thought parry didnt work vs magic meele attacks like margit the fells lightning blades he meeles with sometimes? Or I am very possibly just misinformed
There's literally a shield/art for that. The Tree Sentinels all have this, which is why using magic on them is a direct form of suicide.

So thats what the sentinel was up to when his shield shone, fancy.
Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:41am 
Originally posted by de_empty:
Originally posted by Muse Snooze:
Activates on release. Just tap it quicker. Really not hard. Frankly, the queuing inputs allow me to usually dodge with no timing whatsoever, just half decent awareness of my attack length, and my opponent's attack length. Use a dagger or claw weapon if you need tighter timing because apparently, you can't account for 2-3 seconds in the future when you can literally reliably read enemy movesets like DDR. DDR but extremely slow.

your a ♥♥♥♥.

im on pc. im not in combat. i press shift. it instantly rolls i have not even taken my finger off shift. now go into a boss fight. tell me its when i release. oh ok .
in combat. it just rolls whenever it wants. press dodge. no doge. waiting. oh now it wants to leap. wait i took my finger off dodge 2 seconds ago. yet few seconds ago i did a doge where i pressed shift, didnt even get time to remove finger. and it rolled. so inconsistent.

so yeah. its on release.
yeah what ever dork.

What about my ♥♥♥♥?

I am also on PC, but I own an 8bitdo and play games that use controllers more effectively than M/KB with it, as one frankly should. If I want to play Elite, I use my HOTAS, I don't ♥♥♥♥♥ the M/KB controls are bad like some child. Some games control correctly via certain ways. This goes very strongly for something like an RTS, but I can say goes for this game. You REALLY want to do strong attacks with a command combo like you're trying to do work in a professional program? Be my guest, I'll leave that for FL Studio, Vegas, or Starcraft. If I'm playing a Fromsoft game, I can't imagine one without a controller other than maybe Armored Core. That, I would pair with a HOTAS.
crackshot Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:42am 
yep. going to win this fight finally. oh look broke his sheilds. oh he goes down. right time for the follow up kill shot. oh whiff. whiff whif. stawnding over him knocked down. locked on running around. 6 shots whif whif whif. gets up. guess what time it isi, its kawabunga time . time to chain to to death. hahahaha. retry yeah the game knows damn right what its doing. its saying not today sun. you just got wrecked by um. get gud!
Last edited by crackshot; Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:44am
Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:42am 
Originally posted by Beewo:
Originally posted by Muse Snooze:
There's literally a shield/art for that. The Tree Sentinels all have this, which is why using magic on them is a direct form of suicide.

So thats what the sentinel was up to when his shield shone, fancy.
There are a nice amount of "gimmicks", but each gimmicked out enemy has an equal gimmick weakness. Slap giants with sleep, they go down way faster. Dragons? If you're R1ing their legs, you'll never win, but start jump R2ing, and fullcharge R2ing their head when you can, and you'll break their stance more often than PvP gets broken by Deathblight builds.
Beewo Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:44am 
Originally posted by Muse Snooze:
Originally posted by Beewo:

So thats what the sentinel was up to when his shield shone, fancy.
There are a nice amount of "gimmicks", but each gimmicked out enemy has an equal gimmick weakness. Slap giants with sleep, they go down way faster. Dragons? If you're R1ing their legs, you'll never win, but start jump R2ing, and fullcharge R2ing their head when you can, and you'll break their stance more often than PvP gets broken by Deathblight builds.

Nice dragon advice, gonna keep it in mind when I muster the courage to retry those two i seen lounging around.
Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:44am 
Since Demon's Souls onward, these games have been EXTREMELY FAIR in combat, it's absurd to me any of these zoomers complain when it could've still been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHADOW TOWER (PSX 1998). Fun game, but I reasonably would agree with anyone here complaining that it controls like ass in sludge, and plays like ♥♥♥♥ in ♥♥♥♥.
Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:46am 
Originally posted by Beewo:
Originally posted by Muse Snooze:
There are a nice amount of "gimmicks", but each gimmicked out enemy has an equal gimmick weakness. Slap giants with sleep, they go down way faster. Dragons? If you're R1ing their legs, you'll never win, but start jump R2ing, and fullcharge R2ing their head when you can, and you'll break their stance more often than PvP gets broken by Deathblight builds.

Nice dragon advice, gonna keep it in mind when I muster the courage to retry those two i seen lounging around.
They are definitely a tough time, I am glad the game has as many as it does, unlike some others. Go look up "Kalameet Dark Souls" on youtube or something. In fact, look up Kalameet King's Field. Fromsoft has REALLY improved dragon fights.
Salamimann Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:47am 
They "cheat" because we do. At least we can. And you should. Git gud. use what's there. Or simply come back later. There is so much to do.
Muse Snooze Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:50am 
Sword of Night and Flame.

enjoy
crackshot Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:50am 
you cant make this ♥♥♥♥ up. 2 times now. get him to 0 hp. nope u cant hit me. even though im down on my ass. haha oh wait. your dead. try again
Tom Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:53am 
Originally posted by de_empty:
yep. going to win this fight finally. oh look broke his sheilds. oh he goes down. right time for the follow up kill shot. oh whiff. whiff whif. stawnding over him knocked down. locked on running around. 6 shots whif whif whif. gets up. guess what time it isi, its kawabunga time . time to chain to to death. hahahaha. retry yeah the game knows damn right what its doing. its saying not today sun. you just got wrecked by um. get gud!

What exactly happened there? If he went down because you got a critical strike in then you should know he (most enemies really) get I frames as they pick themselves back up. You get a couple options here, charge a heavy for when he fully stands up then be ready to dodge
or block his follow up. Or make distance and heal/ prep grease or throwing weapons. You should be able to pepper Margrit with some poison throwing knives throughout the fight, they throw quickly and will deal a good amount of damage over time once he gets poisoned enough. That is all I can offer with the available info. Goodluck man!

Edit also saw you're having issues with the dodge. I use M&K too and dont have any problems. Do you use a wired or wireless keyboard? Is it old?
Last edited by Tom; Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:55am
coral Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:53am 
try using a controller
Sono Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:55am 
DS2 and Bloodborne had much more broken NPC invaders. Elden Ring's aren't nearly as bad, they can still dish out some damage and have stupid amounts of HP but they are much easier to bait and exploit than the other games, thanks mainly to broken battle arts and jumping attacks.
crackshot Mar 16, 2022 @ 2:57am 
Originally posted by Tom:
Originally posted by de_empty:
yep. going to win this fight finally. oh look broke his sheilds. oh he goes down. right time for the follow up kill shot. oh whiff. whiff whif. stawnding over him knocked down. locked on running around. 6 shots whif whif whif. gets up. guess what time it isi, its kawabunga time . time to chain to to death. hahahaha. retry yeah the game knows damn right what its doing. its saying not today sun. you just got wrecked by um. get gud!

What exactly happened there? If he went down because you got a critical strike in then you should know he (most enemies really) get I frames as they pick themselves back up. You get a couple options here, charge a heavy for when he fully stands up then be ready to dodge
or block his follow up. Or make distance and heal/ prep grease or throwing weapons. You should be able to pepper Margrit with some poison throwing knives throughout the fight, they throw quickly and will deal a good amount of damage over time once he gets poisoned enough. That is all I can offer with the available info. Goodluck man!

Edit also saw you're having issues with the dodge. I use M&K too and dont have any problems. Do you use a wired or wireless keyboard? Is it old?
basilisk v2 and cherry mx steelseries. all wired.

im just sick of this. break sequence to cheat you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. oh he does this one yep so next no. hes just going to do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1 2, 3,3,3,3,3 your dead. wtf. what ever happend to 4,5,6 1/2 HP hammer time. . almost dead 6 hit spin crap. nope. went out the window. decided to just shining blade me 3 x in a row so u die. i get it.
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2022 @ 1:56am
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