TURTLES AREN'T DOGS!

[Ason]

What the hell guys?

[socially ept outcel]

Originally posted by maxajillion:

As a tortoise owner, can confirm dogs are just shell-less tortoises, and vice-versa

I bet a turtle could beat up your tortoise in a fight. Or call it bad names from the ocean, which the tortoise as an exclusively land-dwelling creature is unable to enter. Stupid tortoise!

[=M$= Oroberus]

Originally posted by Ason:

Originally posted by C.Black:

Has anyone asked the dog/turtle how they feel or are we just jumping to conclusions?

i tired but they just made turtle noises at me.

You obviously mean dog noises

[♔V3RD1CT]

Originally posted by Ason:

What the hell guys?

4 legs=dog

Behold! Dog?

[Ason]

if they were dogs they'd try to rip your throat out like every other dog in this game.

[GrandTickler]

Originally posted by Daegon:

Turtles aren't tortoise.

then why they be droppin turtle meat

[★ MILF lover]

Is a Limgrave type dog
wdym isn't a dog??

[Sir Latrine de Bretagne]

Behold, dog!

[Daegon]

Originally posted by GrandTickler:

Originally posted by Daegon:

Turtles aren't tortoise.

then why they be droppin turtle meat

Because the translation of the game is wrong of course.
That's not turtle meat, that's dog meat.

[GrandTickler]

Originally posted by Daegon:

Originally posted by GrandTickler:

then why they be droppin turtle meat

Because the translation of the game is wrong of course.
That's not turtle meat, that's dog meat.

ah of course!

[Ason]

Horses aren't dogs either you ingrates

[Yagger]

Originally posted by Ason:

Horses aren't dogs either you ingrates

yes they are

[=M$= Oroberus]

Originally posted by Ason:

Horses aren't dogs either you ingrates

You still don't recognise a dog when you see one? *sigh*

[KingOfFriedChicken]

The hardback dog is a rare sight in most places but here in the land of elden ring they flourish a protected species one dare not approach. They are wise and powerful. the hardback dog is a sight to behold in its natural habitat and the hardback pope will have NONE OF YOUR SLANDER!!!

[Bees?]

dog?,
dog!

[Alastor]

what is a turtle? it is some kind of dog?