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Magiholic Mar 3, 2022 @ 12:29am
Murkwater Cave
DO NOT KILL THE BOSS!
HE IS A MERCHANT! HE LITERALLY IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SOME RARE ITEMS!
I BEG OF YOU ALL TO STOP KILLING PATCHES!
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chipsHydro Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:04am 
Originally posted by Chad "The King" ThunderCuck:
Originally posted by JudasPhysicist:
Your first Souls game I presume :D

This dude is literally in every souls game, trying to trick and kill you but in the end becomes the BEST merchant in the game.
if by "best" you mean "has nothing of any value" than sure.

Our iconic bald boy (voiced by the great William Vanderpuye) grows his stock once you get to Licia, and more.
Originally posted by Kay'el:
Originally posted by Chad "The King" ThunderCuck:
if by "best" you mean "has nothing of any value" than sure.

Our iconic bald boy (voiced by the great William Vanderpuye) grows his stock once you get to Licia, and more.
and yet its still all worthless trash. also, the bell itself increases in stock, so kill him or not, it makes no difference aside from locking you out of a few unique pieces of gear from his extensive questline.
Magiholic Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:23am 
Originally posted by Chad "The King" ThunderCuck:
Originally posted by Kay'el:

Our iconic bald boy (voiced by the great William Vanderpuye) grows his stock once you get to Licia, and more.
and yet its still all worthless trash. also, the bell itself increases in stock, so kill him or not, it makes no difference aside from locking you out of a few unique pieces of gear from his extensive questline.
Just because something doesn't benefit your specific build doesn't make it trash.
Just because your fine with killing a character doesn't mean everyone else has to be.
Snefru Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:26am 
Originally posted by Magi:
DO NOT KILL THE BOSS!
HE IS A MERCHANT! HE LITERALLY IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SOME RARE ITEMS!
I BEG OF YOU ALL TO STOP KILLING PATCHES!

Nice spoiler.
Magiholic Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:26am 
Originally posted by Snefru:
Nice spoiler.
If you didn't want to get spoiled on anything you wouldn't come here.
You would play the game and then find out after you beat the game that you lost an entire questline because you actually avoided spoilers. Not here to shield you from spoilers that is 100% on you and you alone.
Last edited by Magiholic; Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:28am
Blind Reverend Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:29am 
He asks at a certain HP loss for mercy, so better show some.

He will forgive you, even if you open his teleport chest later. Btw, Patches sells that stun item for the margit fight.
Last edited by Blind Reverend; Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:30am
UIY Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:32am 
Is there something else you have to do to get him to surrender, I had him at 1% life for 15 mins and he wouldn't give up.
Last edited by UIY; Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:32am
Blind Reverend Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:34am 
Originally posted by UIY:
Is there something else you have to do to get him to surrender, I had him at 1% life for 15 mins and he wouldn't give up.
That should only take a few seconds.
Shimazu Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:34am 
Just kill him and hand his beads to the twin Maiden at the roundtable. They sell his stuff then.
InstableMonster Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:37am 
Originally posted by Gordon Rams Me:
Imagine killing Patches because you tried to steal his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clothes and he didn't like it
Thats what he deserves for his behavior in demon souls
UIY Mar 3, 2022 @ 3:37am 
Originally posted by Blind Reverend:
Originally posted by UIY:
Is there something else you have to do to get him to surrender, I had him at 1% life for 15 mins and he wouldn't give up.
That should only take a few seconds.

I must have had my game bug out then.
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Date Posted: Mar 3, 2022 @ 12:29am
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