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john evil, inventor of evil has ULTRAKILL

Apr 1 @ 3:16am

i hate ultrakill: remastered

it seems my previous community post about this issue has become "outdated", or whatever, so i will be replaying every level and listing all the issues with them.

0-1 - this level is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. again, they never teach you how to shoot the gun, there was a whole tutorial with tons of advanced mechanics, but you cant even teach us how to fire the gun? tsk, already off to a terrible start, they thought to teach the SPECIAL ability for the gun but not the gun itself.. and the level itself is wayy too hard, the frog things are way too powerful for a first level and the projectile enemies are way too hard to dodge. after hearing how much better the update, but really?

0-2 - why is there so much meat? it's incredibly gross, and the yellow banana thing is far too scary for the second level in the game. it's also very confusing as it also kills enemies for you, why does it do that?

0-3 - why are we fighting the yellow bnana? yes i know i misspelled that ♥♥♥♥ you. didn't he help us last level?? it makes no sense and is bad game design, also way too difficult, and again, they never taught the player how to use the shotgun, which is bad game design.

0-4 - the heat effect is very annoying, and there is no point to the cooling chambers existing. overall very boring level

0-5 - big hot buff men too distracting

1-1 - drones are way too fast to hit, and projectiles are way too annoying to dodge, also why did the design suddenly change? it's way too sudden and the part at the beginning of the level had no enemies? i had to pick up some skull and put it somewhere else for some reason.

1-2 - brown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying as ♥♥♥♥

1-3 - for some reason, when i put a single skill on the thing, it opened the door, despite there being two things? this is clearly a bug, and i'm surprised it hasn't been fixed yet. the hideous mass fight is also way too hard, as you'll just die if you're hit by the harpoon as there is no way to counter it.

1-4 - v2 was wayy too hard, why was he so fast? there's really no need for him to go so fast, and he was also very scary.

2-1 - bridges are WAYY too small, you'll be falling 95% of the time in this level, hakita really needs to learn good level design.

2-2 - how the ♥♥♥♥ are you meant to find the boxes? oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teto is getting added to voicepeak we're so back she has a new official design oh my god its so peak

2-3 - water physics are stupid, why do they have water physics in a non-water level? also, when i used the electricity railgun i mean nailgun, for some reason it hurt ME? INSTEAD OF THE ENEMIES? FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER? also the mindflayers too hot, second one was a woman for some reason though?

2-4 - hand was harder than the boss itself, and the boss itself was also way too difficult, theres LITERALLY no way to heal, and the boss itself was way too big and scary

3-1 - too gross

3-2 - gabriel was way too difficult, a trend with these bosses. he also said a bad word, he can't say that, my mom checks my pc. the platform is way too small, and you will constantly be distracted by his voice.

4-1 - overall really boring level, same issues as 2-1, last room was still annoying cause of the orb int he middle you had to avoid.

4-2 - more of those annoying orbs, and the GROUND HURTS? thats just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and theres not even any indication it does? hakita is just adding difficulty to add difficulty at this point.

4-3 - dark level

4-4 - WHY IS HE BACK, this level has the SAME problems as 1-4, BUT WORSE? THERES JUST RANDOM SPOTS THAT HURT YOU NOW FOR SOME REASON, and the whiplash is SO hard to use, why does it lower your max health?! this is NEVER explained once, this is a major flaw.

5-1 - water level

5-2 - why does the water hurt? it didn't hurt last level, why does it hurt now? idols only being meleeable is also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, since it completely removes the point of guns.

5-3 - why are we on a boat? theres NO reason we should be on a boat, also why is gabriel there? then theres the big fish, which is FAR too scary for the ship level, then theres the level flip jumpscare which made me and my chair fall over from the sheer fright. theres NO need for this to be so scary.

5-4 - boss wasnt even that hard, but it was WAYYYY scarier than anything so far.

6-1 - platformer level, way too hard. you fall too often. final room too hard, two of the 1-3 guys.

6-2 - 3-2 but worse

7-1 - way too confusing and minotaur is too difficult, same issues, second encounter too scary.

7-2 - same issues as it did before, its never explained that you can destroy the gutterman shield with the red arm, which is bad enemy design. the guttertank does way too much damage, and is way too hard to avoid. rockets are very easy to get hit by.

7-3 - too confusing, dark level, no way to know where you're meant to go in the dark, no way to know to feed the trees

7-4 - music was ass, enemy layouts were terrible, security system too hard, cant dash through the purple lasers, which STILL hasnt been fixed, even after the revamp update?

0-E - prelude but with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diffiulty, it did NOT need to be this hard. the overheating mechanic was completely unnecesary, and there's no way to get your overheat back, and the radiant enemies are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. this took me hundereds of attempts. don't even get me STARTED on the final room, this is complete and utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, two RADIANT cerberi, which i had many problems with in 0-5, at ONCE? do better.

1-E, why does the hideous mass get idol'd? it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. that's why. there was NO REASON for this. also the styling sucks and hurts my eyes.

i'm not redoing p-1 or p-2, overall the game still has way too many problems and im unsure why so many people said this game was good or that the update fixed anything.

Last edited by john evil, inventor of evil; Apr 1 @ 3:17am

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