Who'd be the best ULTRAKILL player in the world?

[Formal Coffee Bean]

What do you think would be the best ULTRAKILL player in the world? Maybe we should take into consideration 2 factors to effectively determine it.
1) Practical capabilities
- How effective and practical they can be at the game, their raw skills on the game's mechanics in killing enemies as fast as possible with the least damage to themselves.
2) Stylish abilities
- How much stylish they can be both in the style meter and in how we perceive it, the
unnecesary yet cool as ♥♥♥♥ tricks they can pull off with consistency and ease.

Considering those two, who would it be? Could there be two separate places for the most practical and the most stylish ULTRAKILL player? How could we decide which one is better? Can they play ULTRACHESS at the ULTRAMUSEUM?

[NOT penis man gaming]

Publicado originalmente por Clownicus payasicus:

Publicado originalmente por Cinnamon_Bananas:

what if i said that you spoke argentinian

a ver que te paso flaco algun problema mira que te re contra re vuelo la cabeza de una piña

i think my translators just ♥♥♥♥ but damn yall managed to weaponize pineapples?

[pepaso]

Publicado originalmente por Cinnamon_Bananas:

Publicado originalmente por Clownicus payasicus:

a ver que te paso flaco algun problema mira que te re contra re vuelo la cabeza de una piña

i think my translators just ♥♥♥♥ but damn yall managed to weaponize pineapples?

yes! Pineapples is Piña in spanish but its also used to talk about a REALLY hard punch

[NOT penis man gaming]

Publicado originalmente por Clownicus payasicus:

Publicado originalmente por Cinnamon_Bananas:

i think my translators just ♥♥♥♥ but damn yall managed to weaponize pineapples?

yes! Pineapples is Piña in spanish but its also used to talk about a REALLY hard punch

i'd say that's a pretty goofy language but then again english has another name for cats as vulgar slang for the female reproductive unit and a billion variations of ass that mean entirely different things

[Wehzy]

me :)

[Cocyx The Gay Skeleton]

Publicado originalmente por Clownicus payasicus:

Publicado originalmente por Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:

https://youtu.be/aRiPVYnCLFU

You lost Biscochitos Don Satur

tastes like ♥♥♥♥. tactical nuke incoming

[Formal Coffee Bean]

A ver, fuimos de hablar de quien seria el mejor jugador de ASESINATO GRANDE a gente pelotudeando sobre bombardear a la Argentina. ¿Que les pasa, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

[NOT penis man gaming]

Publicado originalmente por RandomGuy:

Publicado originalmente por Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:

tastes like ♥♥♥♥. tactical nuke incoming

♥♥♥♥ u
(parries)

where did you parry it to?

[NOT penis man gaming]

Publicado originalmente por RandomGuy:

Publicado originalmente por Cinnamon_Bananas:

where did you parry it to?

♥♥♥♥ i aimed to russia

how do you parry a bomb through solid ground without blowing up

[Knight]

The best ultrakill player is everyone but underthemayo

[Gremmer]

The best ultrakill is the dev

[NOT penis man gaming]

KITR
for sure

[vyquad]

quake ranger

[Deer-Lover]

im the most sane player in ultrakill, opposite in tabs ( dead game )

[Myst3ry X]

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im the most sane player in ultrakill, opposite in tabs ( dead game )

not hard to be sane around here when there's a bunch of lunatics constantly discussing gabriel's ass