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🌞 Mar 3, 2020 @ 2:53am

Game is a literal postman simulator

Are people actually paying for a postman simulator?

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Originally posted by Juular:

Even more reasons to try this out in a game before becoming a postman IRL! A good postman knows how to smash a jar of piss on a hostile pug! This game should've been made years ago!

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Mad Dog Biff has DEATH STRANDING

Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:04am

It's a bit more than that

Juular

Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:27am

If being a postman means carefully hauling a tower of boxes on foot over cliffs, canyons and desolate cities tugging a train of hovering cargo drones and avoiding ghosts, monsters and crazy marauders, sign me up!

Barrel-roll has DEATH STRANDING

Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:37am

God I always wanted a postman simulator with survival and rpg elements in wasteland and full of fetch quests

🌞 Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:40am

Virtual walking simulator, also known as postman simulator.

Originally posted by Juular:
If being a postman means carefully hauling a tower of boxes on foot over cliffs, canyons and desolate cities tugging a train of hovering cargo drones and avoiding ghosts, monsters and crazy marauders, sign me up!

Postmen face these dangers in everyday life. I have seen Pugs maul a postman to death across the street.

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Juular

Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:50am

Even more reasons to try this out in a game before becoming a postman IRL! A good postman knows how to smash a jar of piss on a hostile pug! This game should've been made years ago!

🌞 Mar 3, 2020 @ 4:51am

Originally posted by Juular:
Even more reasons to try this out in a game before becoming a postman IRL! A good postman knows how to smash a jar of piss on a hostile pug! This game should've been made years ago!

Hahahaha, hostile pug. That wording actually made me lol. Thread answered ty.