Horse balls?

[Frostfeather]

So this is the game with horse balls, right? I remember hearing something about that.

I'm mainly getting the game to lol at the horse balls, so:

- How soon do you get a horse with balls?
- Can you zoom in on them?
- Do they move as the horse is moving?
- Any mods for more horse ball options?
- Can you shoot a horse in the balls?
- Anything else I know about them?

Ty

[{H.B.M.N} FrEsH Dumbledore]

I actually believe that 90% of the development-time went into these horse-balls

[Man o' War]

Why are you guys talking about horse balls?

I mean it's just nuts.

[mlmcdougal]

OP has a weird fetish!

[Frostfeather]

Originally posted by mlmcdougal:

OP has a weird fetish!

How vile.

You realize that there was nothing like that until you brought it up, right? Which means it was in *your* mind.

[kamikazi21358]

Originally posted by mlmcdougal:

OP has a weird fetish!

He was just asking the important questions in life!

[Shawn]

Originally posted by Times New Logan:

- They change depending on temperature, so they'll retract when you're in the snow.

They do WHAT?!

[Goatweed]

Originally posted by night4:

So this is the game with horse balls, right? I remember hearing something about that.

I'm mainly getting the game to lol at the horse balls, so:

- How soon do you get a horse with balls?
- Can you zoom in on them?
- Do they move as the horse is moving?
- Any mods for more horse ball options?
- Can you shoot a horse in the balls?
- Anything else I know about them?

Ty

u have to uninstall the game to find out

[goatfish]

imagine putting on your resume "was on the team that developed horse ball engine for RDR2"

[kamikazi21358]

Originally posted by goatfish:

imagine putting on your resume "was on the team that developed horse ball engine for RDR2"

Instant hire

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

The horses with the smaller testicles usually run faster and lighter.

[WHTSUPTURKY]

i was just passing through......

[HerculeHolmes]

If you run the horse through water and get them wet, you can zoom in to see water dripping off them.

[Bad 💀 Motha]

The human female boobs (NPC or Player) move when they move, walk, run... so yea why not right? What female player you say? There are female player in RDO.

Yes the Horse Balls move a bit, naturally, and they change size based on outside temperature, again, naturally. And yes unlike tons of other games, wet MEANS wet. Being in water too long even makes your actively equipped weapons become dirty and will require cleaning much faster if you stay in water above your knees for too long. Your weapons will even shown signs of visual wear & tear and/or rust if you allow the condition to reach low enough.

NO you can't actually shoot the horse's balls. A reason for this I can think of is that a male horse just had the balls and penis added on, since a female horse would not have that. So overall, while there is attention to details for sure, the reactions and/or moods of a male vs female horse are not any different when directly compared. Only real difference being that male horses have visible balls & penis.

You can knock down or knock out a horse though by shooting it in the head or butt with a game arrow. I sometimes do that in RDO with enemy horses, as a means to disable the horse in some way, momentarily without actually killing it.

Now if I could just get the horse penis erect... apparently Rockstar didn't want to get too detailed and graphic with stuff. I honestly don't see why there is ZERO sexual pleasures to be had in the RDR game world. It really makes me wonder WTF is wrong with that world outside that it's OK to have blood, gore, endless acts of violence, head and limbs blown off, lengthy bleed-outs... but any form of sexual act is totally off limits and too taboo. This world has become seriously retarded to say the least.

[kamikazi21358]

Originally posted by Bad 💀 Motha:

Now if I could just get the horse penis erect... apparently Rockstar didn't want to get too detailed and graphic with stuff. I honestly don't see why there is ZERO sexual pleasures to be had in the RDR game world.

Do not the horse.

[Bad 💀 Motha]

Originally posted by kamikazi21358:

Originally posted by Bad 💀 Motha:

Now if I could just get the horse penis erect... apparently Rockstar didn't want to get too detailed and graphic with stuff. I honestly don't see why there is ZERO sexual pleasures to be had in the RDR game world.

Do not the horse.

Hmm... English pleaee?