Want A Big Fat Thicc Ass Fatass Fat Horse

[Shizofrend98HR†]

But that sucker loses weight faster then I lose a match in rocket leage. Has anyone managed to keep their horse overweight without feeding it a king sized kebab every 0.5 seconds?

[MonkeyGamesVR]

LOL I thought you liked fat horses :)

[Shizofrend98HR†]

Originally posted by MonkeyGamesVR:

LOL I thought you liked fat horses :)

I may be perverted but I'm not that sick in the head lol

[MonkeyGamesVR]

Originally posted by BattlestarBeetsBear:

Originally posted by MonkeyGamesVR:

LOL I thought you liked fat horses :)

I may be perverted but I'm not that sick in the head lol

😋

[Shizofrend98HR†]

It's actually funny how easy and effortlessly you can get and keep your charcther overweight but if u don't feed your horse every time his cores deplete a tiny bit he becomes malnourished. I mean it'd make sense he loses weight so fast cuz we ride em full speed for long distances but like do they rly expect us to take a 10 minute slow stralls from woods to butcher every time we go hunting or on any other travel journey. It'd be cool if there like a big arsed diabetes inducing horse cake we can feed em to keep em overweight. So they can soak up 20% more bullets.

[MonkeyGamesVR]

Thats mean to the horse man, get em want to soak up bullets hahaha....erm kidna like the idea though.

[Shizofrend98HR†]

Originally posted by MonkeyGamesVR:

Thats mean to the horse man, get em want to soak up bullets hahaha....erm kidna like the idea though.

Hehh I'll be mean to that loud nheayyjing, self driving, rock jumping, invisible wall stopping, to 4 bullets dying, loud annoying sucker all I want and then some. Just wish at times I could yeet him of off a cliff and get a bicycle which wouldn't drive itself where I don't want it too, jump over rocks when there's no need and could maybe get a metal platting for it so it doesn't die to few bullets in convoy bounty missions. Or at least let us buy a muzzle ffs. A muzzle would make me happy enough to forget about other annoying horse issues. Just stuff a frickin bdsm latex ball, a 4 meters buffet of hay or a baby aligator down it's throath so it doesn't yell every single time I barely touch him when putting pelts on or if he gets scared by a ladybug from 25 meters away that he mistook for a deadly snek.

[massive fella]

Originally posted by Godsped! Dark Emperor:

It's actually funny how easy and effortlessly you can get and keep your charcther overweight but if u don't feed your horse every time his cores deplete a tiny bit he becomes malnourished. I mean it'd make sense he loses weight so fast cuz we ride em full speed for long distances but like do they rly expect us to take a 10 minute slow stralls from woods to butcher every time we go hunting or on any other travel journey. It'd be cool if there like a big arsed diabetes inducing horse cake we can feed em to keep em overweight. So they can soak up 20% more bullets.

“What have you been feeding your horse? CAKE?!