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|OREO| BainKowalski has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 8:53am

Whats your funny horse names?

I tried to name mine Kentuckian but wasnt allowed to because its profanity I suppose. Anyone else have any names that dont work?

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NefariousPBO has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:24am

dont know if its funny but my white shire, black shire, blue dapple MFT, and white arabian are named.

Horse 1, Horse 2, My Horse, and Horse 4 respectively. yeah i have no imagination.

|OREO| BainKowalski has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:44am

Originally posted by NefariousPBO:
dont know if its funny but my white shire, black shire, blue dapple MFT, and white arabian are named.

Horse 1, Horse 2, My Horse, and Horse 4 respectively. yeah i have no imagination.

haha sounds like names for my tames in Ark

Tashnaladar has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:50am

i wanted to call mine "Motherbucker" but didn't because she doesn't buck(unless there are wolves, snakes,bears or crocs around), and has no children, seriously you cant breed horses in this game

Last edited by Tashnaladar; Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:50am

NefariousPBO has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:53am

well i almost renamed my dapple MFT everytime i show him to a friend or try to take a screenshot he thinks.... hmmmm. now is the perfect time to drop a load.. so i almost named him UncleCrapper but because i play online, didnt wanna get reported over the name, and because he is my main horse his name stuck to my horse where all my other hoses are numbered not named.

but seriously, HE POOPS ALOT, impossibly so.

Last edited by NefariousPBO; Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:54am

Tashnaladar has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 9:59am

what does being reported over the name do? i dont think that ever happened, and yeah Nefar, that happened to me too with one of my horses. i ran over a rabbit and it died. i turned around, rode up to it, and bent over to pick up the rabbit and skin it, and bam.it was drop a loaf time for my arabian. all i could think of was that joke eddie murphy told about poop sticking to the rabbits fur......the rabbit was directly under my horses....well you know

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NefariousPBO has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 10:04am

i dont think being reported over a name does anything, but still... rather not risk it.

NefariousPBO has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 10:07am

im also the fool that beleaved a myth about male horses being faster and stronger than female horses, so all my horses are male. than went to solve a argument about horse bravery and if there is a stat for that, when diving into the games code i found that stats are identical for male and female horses and no there is no bravery stat. havnt bought any new horses so now all my horses are male because of a defunked post.

Cpl. Burden R 3294 has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 10:43am

I had an American Standard Breed Palomino Dapple named Dave. He wasn't much good. Frightened of his own shadow.

Tiberius

Feb 19, 2021 @ 10:57am

Originally posted by NefariousPBO:
dont know if its funny but my white shire, black shire, blue dapple MFT, and white arabian are named.

Horse 1, Horse 2, My Horse, and Horse 4 respectively. yeah i have no imagination.

How hard can it be to make up some names or use the NATO alphabet ?

Originally posted by Bane of Kree:
I tried to name mine Kentuckian but wasnt allowed to because its profanity I suppose. Anyone else have any names that dont work?

I call mine Stormwind and only have one horse as I don't see the purpose of having various horses at all.

Gabber420

Feb 19, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cheeseburger

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|OREO| BainKowalski has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 11:46am

Originally posted by Th4n4t0s:
Originally posted by NefariousPBO:
dont know if its funny but my white shire, black shire, blue dapple MFT, and white arabian are named.

Horse 1, Horse 2, My Horse, and Horse 4 respectively. yeah i have no imagination.

How hard can it be to make up some names or use the NATO alphabet ?

Originally posted by Bane of Kree:
I tried to name mine Kentuckian but wasnt allowed to because its profanity I suppose. Anyone else have any names that dont work?

I call mine Stormwind and only have one horse as I don't see the purpose of having various horses at all.

yeah, i dont see a point in paying more stables fee for more horses. i dont see a point in stable fees at all. youre on the horse constantly not even using stable lol

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A very spicy burrito has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 11:56am

Damo-mobile

Herse

Borse (rip for end-game)

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Nightweaver20xx has Red Dead Redemption 2

Feb 19, 2021 @ 1:23pm

I named my online horse Shining Armor and my single player horse Celestia.
You can probably guess where those names are from.

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Tiberius

Feb 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Originally posted by Bane of Kree:
Originally posted by Th4n4t0s:

How hard can it be to make up some names or use the NATO alphabet ?

I call mine Stormwind and only have one horse as I don't see the purpose of having various horses at all.
yeah, i dont see a point in paying more stables fee for more horses. i dont see a point in stable fees at all. youre on the horse constantly not even using stable lol

Yes, if I dont like it anymore I just sell it, when I need a new one, I buy it or catch on or even steal one...

There is zero need to hold several horses at all.

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