The audacity to tryhard this game and then type "ez" post-match bro I'll find you and hockey puck your family

Holy smokes boys, peep this beauty of a game out eh. I was just wheelin this smokeshow rocket puck bunny bird but I saw that Slapshot Rebound came out, so I hit the road like I was McJesus at the All-Star game skills competition. Packed a few fatty hogs, slipped on my bucket - Ovi tinted visior ferda (gotta stay safe boys), let my silky flow loose, and hopped in for my first match. I won't boost boys, I was super dust. But after a few mucks, I was huckin chucks and saucing apples, and I absolutely cheddar bardownski'd the bender tendy. Had to chirp him a little bit, you know how it is. Beauty game boys. Cheers.

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Installed the game
Won a 1v1 against a friend
Played a game against 2 bots with my friend
Easy win
Ego skyrocketed
Played an online match
Opponent didn't touch grass since the release
Told him to do some unpleasent things
Uninstalled

Great game

you can be black

This really is the dark souls of NHL games

It's amazing, don't bully new players lets build up this community

This hockey game has given me the wrist strength of a demi-god but also the nightmares of a schizophrenic asylum patient. I been transferred to many international hospitals and I cannot sleep at night. The so called "doctors" just tell me to calm down and that it's just a video game. NO. This is my lifes work according to the voices. I frequently contemplate what life would be like without this profession of SLAPSHOT REBOUND; it is a burden to my very soul and I should be damned to hell for even pondering on such an undertaking. MY WORLD revolves around SLAPSHOT REBOUND and those who impose of this magnificent game should be incinerated in the depths of hell. Waiting for the next daily items to appear in the awe-inspiring item shop is the most extreme thrill of my life. This game is my life, my SOUL, MY MIND. These doctors no NOTHING of this blessed game, but they will soon know the scorch of the flames of HELL!

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nobody is gonna read this review so im just gonna write here that im gay.