Why is Cal Kestis on the run?

[Dean Edge]

In STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™, we play as Cal Kestis, a Padawan on the run from the Empire. But why is he on the run in the first place? Did he forget to pay his taxes? Did he accidentally use the Force to make Emperor Palpatine's hair turn pink? Or maybe he just made the mistake of wearing socks with sandals in the presence of Darth Vader?

But seriously, let's analyze the game mechanics. The combat system is a mix of light and heavy attacks, dodging, parrying, and force abilities. It's a bit like a dance, but instead of a ballroom, you're in a galaxy far, far away. And instead of a partner, you're dancing with stormtroopers and other Imperial scum.

Speaking of stormtroopers, have you ever noticed that they have terrible aim? I mean, seriously, they can't hit the broad side of a Star Destroyer. Maybe they need to go back to basic training and learn how to aim properly. Or maybe they're secretly trying to miss on purpose, hoping to get transferred to a less dangerous post like guarding the Death Star's snack bar.

And what about the weird creatures you encounter in the game? From giant spiders to frog-like creatures, there's no shortage of strange beasts in the galaxy. But hey, at least they're not as weird as Jar Jar Binks. I mean, seriously, what was George Lucas thinking?

In conclusion, STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™ is a fantastic game that combines action-packed combat with an engaging story and plenty of weird and wonderful creatures. And if you're ever in a lightsaber duel, just remember: the Force is strong with you, but so is your opponent's desire to cut off your limbs. May the Force be with you, always.

[breadman]

he stole my sweetroll