I'm in love with Alloy

[Wolfie]

I'm a married man who is approaching middle age but her slender figure and gorgeous, magnificent beauty is captivating.
People mock me when I say this to them at work but I think I might be in love with this character.
Does anyone have any tips on how to overcome my love? My wife told me that she thinks I am a freak!

[Xautos]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Xenophobe:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από TheImplication:

My wife and I have a very loving and open relationship. She is always honest about any man she lusts over and I allow her to have relations with them when I am in the room.

this thread has just human cannonballed over the TMI line ...

as i mentioned the OP needs a more believable story. it was obvious he's talking rubbish from the start. The "TMI" is just full on trolling now.

[life is dank]

why are you a middle aged married man wanting someone half ur age. aloy would never want a moid like you

[MapleSyrup]

Damn your wife must be pretty lame, if youre lusting after Alloy. Alloy is about as mid and generic a "Strong female character" as you can get..

[Xautos]

Aloy is utterly average all round, i don't see the appeal in her myself but that's good because i don't focus on her all that much and i can focus on the game and the story elements almost exclusively..

it's not like Mass Effect or Saints Row where you can customise your character and gender and get distracted by what you created almost on purpose. :P

[Wolfie]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από life is dank:

why are you a middle aged married man wanting someone half ur age. aloy would never want a moid like you

Alloy looks in her 20s and not 17. Perfectly legal. Do not shame me for it.

[Xautos]

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από life is dank:

why are you a middle aged married man wanting someone half ur age. aloy would never want a moid like you

Alloy looks in her 20s and not 17. Perfectly legal. Do not shame me for it.

19 when she takes her initiation into the tribe in the first game.

As for the other bit on her legal side: depending on your country or US state, some places can be as young as 13 or 14 but usually 16 years old is fairly common.

[kaworu83]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από TheImplication:

My wife told me that she thinks I am a freak!

Divorce your wife and marry Aloy!!

[Alpha-methyl]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Xautos:

Write a more believable story about your apparent lust for a computer game character.

I dunno, I thought it sounded plausible.

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από susiesmith13:

Maybe your wife called you a freak not because Aloy is a game character, but because she is a teenage game character.

I somehow don't think that's the problem his wife allegedly has.

[Wolfie]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Alpha-methyl:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Xautos:

Write a more believable story about your apparent lust for a computer game character.

I dunno, I thought it sounded plausible.

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από susiesmith13:

Maybe your wife called you a freak not because Aloy is a game character, but because she is a teenage game character.

I somehow don't think that's the problem his wife allegedly has.

I wasn't sure how old Alloy even is. How old is she? I thought early 20s.
But my wife has never said about the age being a problem.

[Starwind Amada]

I used to wank to Rogue from X-Men: The Animated Series

You know what? ZIIIIIIP (opens Google image search)

[C.bullet]

You are a married middle aged man who's openly and publicly professing feelings for a fictional pixel character. It's society's moral duty to shame and criticize you lest you fall deeper down the rabbit hole.

[Xautos]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Alpha-methyl:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Xautos:

Write a more believable story about your apparent lust for a computer game character.

I dunno, I thought it sounded plausible.

About as plausible as this bike i'm riding here? *pointing to an invisible bike that does not exist*

[Xautos]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από TheImplication:

I wasn't sure how old Alloy even is. How old is she? I thought early 20s.
But my wife has never said about the age being a problem.

since you clearly got me on ignore for your own silliness. when you decide to lift it and be more serious, i already answered your question on the previous page.

[Krude]

Mate, quit video gaming, it's clearly doing you psychological harm, seek a professional and sort yourself out.

[RPG Gamer Man]

careful, you might end up on this show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQI8d1mw3Z4