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Redboy 1 月 29 日 上午 2:58
Exciting new FO76 adventure drops!
Actual new event just dropped fo real and here is the actual for real transcript of my experience...

Bethesda: Nu fing yooo plaaa evend!
Me: Okaaaay - what happens?
Bethesda: Evend pop up on screen - yooo see nofing... get died.
Me: Um ... annoying.
Bethesda: Then. Yoo click go dere. (Buy ADUMS! Want Cybootruk!)
Me: Ummm - kinda regret buying any Atoms at all TBH. I actually lie to my partner about it. Not because there's any beef with us. I'm just kinda ashamed of myself...
Bethesda: Shhh. Buy dem ADUMS, click go dere, um... find um... ... um.. find ... find in box ...
Me: Oh - wow - that's ... that's a real unexpected turn...
Bethesda: But dere enimy...
Me: (SIGH) Yep. Cool new ones?
Bethesda: NOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEWWWWWW!!!!OLDONLY!!!!!!BUYADUMS!
Me: Okay - sorry - didn't mean to...
Bethesada: Shhhhh - Heeeeyyyy - member Faloot Nu VEGuS? Member da masta?
Me: Oh yeah - oh man - The Master was rad. Wait - are we doing The Master?!?!
Bethesda: Shhh. No. BUT - dere MORE enimy dis evend...
Me: Hmmmmmm...
Bethesda: So many many many enemy...
Me: (Starts crafting 5500 bullets)
Bethesda: AND dem life x 1000000000000 each!
Me: Okay riiiight - I get it. Would be cool if there were like several ways to solve the adventure. Like maybe you could employ several different strategies - use stealth, make a small alliance, solve a hidden science puzzle and there are different rewards...
Bethesda: SHHHHH! ENIMY ALSO x 500000000+ DAMAGE YOOOOOO! YOO SHOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT!!! SOFUN!
Me: (Looks at the hidden science door cabinet unlocked at level 70, looks at current level 62) ... but ... (Looks at guitars, sad and unplayed in the corner)
Bethesda: Or... yooo buy ADUMS...
Me: (SIGH) Okay then (Resigns to fate and joins event) (Humming "I got bells, that jingle jangle jingle..." prays for the end of profit-making in society. Disassociates a little bit more...)
Bethesda: Yes ... yes ... yooo do evend - yooo buy ADUMS ... Yoo love Da Masta. Yoo love da VEGuS... We take care for yooo ... if buy ADUMs ...
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Kuroneko 1 月 29 日 上午 4:57 
I did not understand most of the words you typed.....
LatetotheParty 1 月 29 日 上午 4:58 
alas..not all AI generated content is equal :-)
perfectevil 1 月 29 日 上午 4:58 
引用自 Redboy
Actual new event just dropped fo real and here is the actual for real transcript of my experience...

Bethesda: Nu fing yooo plaaa evend!
Me: Okaaaay - what happens?
Bethesda: Evend pop up on screen - yooo see nofing... get died.
Me: Um ... annoying.
Bethesda: Then. Yoo click go dere. (Buy ADUMS! Want Cybootruk!)
Me: Ummm - kinda regret buying any Atoms at all TBH. I actually lie to my partner about it. Not because there's any beef with us. I'm just kinda ashamed of myself...
Bethesda: Shhh. Buy dem ADUMS, click go dere, um... find um... ... um.. find ... find in box ...
Me: Oh - wow - that's ... that's a real unexpected turn...
Bethesda: But dere enimy...
Me: (SIGH) Yep. Cool new ones?
Bethesda: NOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEWWWWWW!!!!OLDONLY!!!!!!BUYADUMS!
Me: Okay - sorry - didn't mean to...
Bethesada: Shhhhh - Heeeeyyyy - member Faloot Nu VEGuS? Member da masta?
Me: Oh yeah - oh man - The Master was rad. Wait - are we doing The Master?!?!
Bethesda: Shhh. No. BUT - dere MORE enimy dis evend...
Me: Hmmmmmm...
Bethesda: So many many many enemy...
Me: (Starts crafting 5500 bullets)
Bethesda: AND dem life x 1000000000000 each!
Me: Okay riiiight - I get it. Would be cool if there were like several ways to solve the adventure. Like maybe you could employ several different strategies - use stealth, make a small alliance, solve a hidden science puzzle and there are different rewards...
Bethesda: SHHHHH! ENIMY ALSO x 500000000+ DAMAGE YOOOOOO! YOO SHOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT AND SHOOOT!!! SOFUN!
Me: (Looks at the hidden science door cabinet unlocked at level 70, looks at current level 62) ... but ... (Looks at guitars, sad and unplayed in the corner)
Bethesda: Or... yooo buy ADUMS...
Me: (SIGH) Okay then (Resigns to fate and joins event) (Humming "I got bells, that jingle jangle jingle..." prays for the end of profit-making in society. Disassociates a little bit more...)
Bethesda: Yes ... yes ... yooo do evend - yooo buy ADUMS ... Yoo love Da Masta. Yoo love da VEGuS... We take care for yooo ... if buy ADUMs ...
Are you drunk?
So many comedians out of work today. We just hang out on the forums all day testing our stuff out on Dwellers. AI, gotta love AI.
Comsiama 1 月 29 日 上午 6:32 
lmao 10/10 the hopes for end of profit making in society got me.
Zardvark 1 月 29 日 上午 6:52 
That can't be written by a bot or AI. They are not that stupid
Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:05 
引用自 Comsiama
lmao 10/10 the hopes for end of profit making in society got me.
Thanks! A little bit of fun, but apparently it’s a niche audience for this form. Some people say it’s a more refined and intelligent audience. Some people say that.
Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:09 
引用自 Kuroneko
I did not understand most of the words you typed.....
Think of it like a conversation between the Chosen and a human brain eating semi-sentient giant rat maybe? Hey - member Keeng Ra’at?
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Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:10 
引用自 LatetotheParty
alas..not all AI generated content is equal :-)
True! Hey - member the calculator?
Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:12 
引用自 Wack-A-Mole MLRS
So many comedians out of work today. We just hang out on the forums all day testing our stuff out on Dwellers. AI, gotta love AI.
I was more aiming for a short story format but I agree I’m not that good at writing. Just a bit of fun. Speaking of AI - member ZAX?
Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:13 
引用自 Zardvark
That can't be written by a bot or AI. They are not that stupid
This is also true… Hey - member The Toaster?
Redboy 1 月 29 日 下午 12:17 
While I can take on some of the critical feedback I must strongly object to the accusations that I am an AI. This was simply the actual real life for real 100% real transcript from my game yesterday! (Actually it’s what happened to my brain after I couldn’t find a log in fast enough to play 76 at all).
Steel Rarebit 1 月 30 日 上午 10:41 
Creative writing is the beginning step for all literary legends. I approve.
lockwoodx 1 月 30 日 上午 10:52 
Yesterday I was going to ask for some of what he's smoking but it looks like the side effects are too permanent for my taste.
samplexample 1 月 30 日 上午 11:44 
What
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