Funniest voice line in FO76

[Psycho]

What's the funniest NPC voice line you've heard in the game?

I just completed a target practice challenge and the Mr. Gutsy robot said "My sympathies to your mother, because it looks like you were born with that weapon in your hand"

Anything better than that? lol

[Mooman]

Maybe not funny in it's own right but in context this was to me.

Put the chuck wagon in my camp and Raider Punk went over to flip some steaks. As he was doing so he uttered "How now brown cow."

I guess some people like to talk to their food.

[Deamo]

The robot that you follow and protect that gives the telegrams that tells the recipient to “Get Bent” real crack up that one.

[PotatoBasket]

引用自 Mooman：

Maybe not funny in it's own right but in context this was to me.

Put the chuck wagon in my camp and Raider Punk went over to flip some steaks. As he was doing so he uttered "How now brown cow."

I guess some people like to talk to their food.

Not a chef, eh? You gotta pep talk your foods, especially meats and veggies.
Veggies for one are still alive and kickin when they go on the board. Chop chop, MF.
Thankfully no capacity for suffering but still pretty dark when you consider it. The same salad will be drastically more delicious if you talk about how pretty the leaves are as you slice them, rather than screaming viciously, "TAKE THAT! ONE SCALE CLOSER TO DEATH LIL ARTICHOKE! MWAHAHAHA".
Plus the fam is a little less freaked out

[tdurham]

when the guy at foundation ask the bot if he has something he can get his girlfriend an the bot says sunny can no longer despense death as a remidey for life

[insert food here]

I always get a chuckle from the sergeant gutsy when he says something along the lines of:

"I'm programatically obliged to give you praise. Your not dead. Well done mammal."

[Arcanix]

"Licorice tastes better after the nukes".

[EJR]

"There is nothing better than raw asbestos"

"Why would anyone throw away this used toilet paper?"

"Have you been good this year? Ho ho- oh no. Why? Why would you kill all those people?"

All said by the Collectron, the last one is a bit paraphrased as I don't remember it exactly but it's by the Christmas variant

[Grendalcat]

Santatron has some good ones.

"Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!"

"Ho ho ho, oh no, everyone appears to have died. This is terrible. Error. Cheer levels dropping to catastrophic levels"

"This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience"

[lucg]

Game version is in french ... , for me, the "cute" female's raider asking for weapons to protect his "family" at Fort Atlas, during the 1st part of "Steel Dawn" ... !

[Doko]

The Chef cannibal raiders lines about their enemies making a good stew got my head turning when I walked by and heard them attacking some random Scorched.

[Mooman]

I always like it when you sneak up on random Super Mutants: (paraphrased)

"Why we leave airport?"
"Because you shoot boss."
"I shoot boss because he kicked me!"
"You can't shoot boss, he boss!"

[Vic Evicerator]

"Note to the Gourmands: human flesh is not acceptable tender here."

[Taweret]

i took them from a wiki

Charles :

"Return... me..."
"Wallace... answer..."
"Kill... it..."
"The cord... it lies... cut it..."
"Do not... believe her..;"
"A... disk... red... sauce..."

I could click him forever lol

Clarence:

"Ah yes! The flames of our pyres ignite the moth dust. It offers enlightenment, however brief it may be. Breathe, children, breathe!"

"See the world now through his eyes, children. Let the dust and flames and fumes fill you; let it soak into your throats. Let it show you the Truth!"

"We must invite him to us, to show him our love, and our gratitude. Dance, sing, shout, expel bile from your gut! Show emotion! Show anything!"

-yea, making some noise is eventually more effective way than praying in solitude to attract the attention of giant flying arthropod.
almost everything in mothman equinox has fun and good voice acting

[Rootiga]

"This vendor unit is equipped with anti-theft measures. Don't get any ideas, chump"

[Rootiga]

Also Mr Gutsy with "Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass?"