Lap Dances

[Zero McDol]

You have strip clubs, but you can't get a lap dance.

[Archform]

Where?

[DV8ing1]

You can take your choice of 2 joytoys out for a spin though. Thats more than GTA allowed. I was definitely disappointed in the lack of choice though so I get the complaint. I was hoping for some sick brain dances or something. Doesn't need to show much but just get interesting in weird ways only a cyberpunk atmosphere could.

[Zero McDol]

Hmm. Lilly's has booths for it, not sure about other areas.

[Gumpo]

I saw a toilet in Call of Duty once but i couldnt poop in it. Worst game ever.

[Zero McDol]

Originally posted by DV8ing1:

You can take your choice of 2 joytoys out for a spin though. Thats more than GTA allowed. I was definitely disappointed in the lack of choice though so I get the complaint. I was hoping for some sick brain dances or something. Doesn't need to show much but just get interesting in weird ways only a cyberpunk atmosphere could.

Agreed. Even the JoyToys tho, are really meh at best. 16 seconds of short scenes, but it is a start I guess.

[Archform]

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Originally posted by DV8ing1:

You can take your choice of 2 joytoys out for a spin though. Thats more than GTA allowed. I was definitely disappointed in the lack of choice though so I get the complaint. I was hoping for some sick brain dances or something. Doesn't need to show much but just get interesting in weird ways only a cyberpunk atmosphere could.

Agreed. Even the JoyToys tho, are really meh at best. 16 seconds of short scenes, but it is a start I guess.

I remember in one gameplay vid that there were a bunch of random joytoys. Then they filtered it down to 2 on the street.

[Zero McDol]

Originally posted by Gumpo:

I saw a toilet in Call of Duty once but i couldnt poop in it. Worst game ever.

Haha. At least you can Flush the toilet in this game haha.

[Archform]

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Originally posted by Gumpo:

I saw a toilet in Call of Duty once but i couldnt poop in it. Worst game ever.

Haha. At least you can Flush the toilet in this game haha.

The toilet flushes in Mass effect were better.

[Tikigod]

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Originally posted by Gumpo:

I saw a toilet in Call of Duty once but i couldnt poop in it. Worst game ever.

Haha. At least you can Flush the toilet in this game haha.

What you really should need to be able to do is mop the floor....

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2325712347

[Fx3.髭男]

There’s 2 more joy toys you can unlock later in the game. They’re 3k though so I didn’t bother trying them. Not that it’s much better

[Zero McDol]

Originally posted by Archform:

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Haha. At least you can Flush the toilet in this game haha.

The toilet flushes in Mass effect were better.

Bah. I never played the game, but I may get it a try soon.

[Zero McDol]

Originally posted by Fx3.永愛:

There’s 2 more joy toys you can unlock later in the game. They’re 3k though so I didn’t bother trying them. Not that it’s much better

And probably only 16 seconds worth of a scene.

[Gumpo]

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Originally posted by Archform:

The toilet flushes in Mass effect were better.

Bah. I never played the game, but I may get it a try soon.

I prefer the classics. Duke Nukem 3D has the best toilet flush ever. Change my mind.

Edit:
Come to think of it, it also has lap dances, right? or at least, peep shows and strippers you can tip to show you their boobs. Wow, is Duke Nukem 3D the best game ever made?

[Zero McDol]

Originally posted by Tikigod:

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Haha. At least you can Flush the toilet in this game haha.

What you really should need to be able to do is mop the floor....

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2325712347

Haha true.

[Tikigod]

Originally posted by Gumpo:

Originally posted by Zero McDol:

Bah. I never played the game, but I may get it a try soon.

I prefer the classics. Duke Nukem 3D has the best toilet flush ever. Change my mind.

I see your Duke Nuke'em 3D and raise you Shadow Warrior (The original, not the reboot).

BTW, was good to see the Duke appear in Cyberpunk as a participant in Wilson's shooting competition.