what does pon pon $hit mean?

[Cornelius Edgerton]

That outrageously awful song which just goes "pon pon $hit pon pon $hit". wtf is that? Every time it came on the video I just wanna ram into someone on the footpath.

[Starcake]

Yes No Yes No couch-casting¹ No

Let me PONPON with you everyday
I am your only PONPON-chan
Let me PONPON everyday
PONPON Everyday

You are my PONPON
I love you doing PONPON
For you I’m doing PONPON
For you I’m doing PONPON

PON PON ♥♥♥♥

Let me PONPON with you everyday
I am your only PONPON-chan
Let me PONPON everyday
PONPON Everyday

You are my PONPON
I love you doing PONPON
For you I’m doing PONPON
For you I’m doing PONPON

PON PON ♥♥♥♥

PON PON ♥♥♥♥
So what? No way? Is it true or just fake?

You can’t do that
Ain't no good
Gonna PONPON on my teacher²

Yes No Yes No couch-casting No

You can’t do that
Ain't no good
Gonna PONPON on my teacher

¹. The single-kanji word 枕 here reads as makura, generally meaning a pillow but it is also used as a slang meaning sleeping around for business. I'm not sure what English word could exactly fit in, but casting couch might be one.

². It's one of the typical nursery rhymes used when some students caught somebody doing wrong in the classroom. The whole lyric says "he's[she's] done wrong, he's[she's] done wrong, I'm gonna snitch on my teacher this time."



Fits the degeneracy of the setting very well if you ask me.

[lamacra]

Originally posted by Starcake:

Fits the degeneracy of the setting very well if you ask me.

Yep this was a masterpiece of game design. It hurts my ears but it fits perfect in this world.

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Originally posted by lamacra:

Its a swipe on japanese "music". If you think this is bad spend some time on youtube and look out for popular japanese "music"
Just a little example why we should thank god they lost ww2 ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

I don't find it as atrocious as gangsta hippity hop music tbh.

[Minty]

Originally posted by Scyth:

gangsta hippity hop music

I didn't realize you were in your late 80s, Scyth. It's good to see old ass gamers like you still posting on these ♥♥♥♥ forums.

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Originally posted by Good Whiskey:

Originally posted by Scyth:

gangsta hippity hop music

I didn't realize you were in your late 80s, Scyth. It's good to see old ass gamers like you still posting on these ♥♥♥♥ forums.

Nah I'm in my early 40s. It's just, I dislike that particular music, the whole subculture tbh. And I found that Nippon tune quite catchy.

[Minty]

Originally posted by Scyth:

I dislike that particular music, the whole subculture tbh.

You must be relieved there's none of that nonsense here in 2077.

https://youtu.be/YAVvwv-YSJ4

[AscendedViking7]

There's a guy on Twitter that translates a part of the whole song.

The song is literally about having "Naughty time" every single day at every single opportunity.

You know what's more disturbing about that awful song?

I believe, according to the lore, Pon Pon ♥♥♥♥ was sung by a band of 12 year old girls.

Yeah. I don't know what the hell the developers were thinking when they made that song, but it's absolutely disgusting.

I can't believe they think that song is fitting with the Cyberpunk genre too.

[Count D'Cinamon]

Originally posted by clambchowder:

There's a guy on Twitter that translates a part of the whole song.

The song is literally about having "Naughty time" every single day at every single opportunity.

You know what's more disturbing about that awful song?

According to the lore, Pon Pon ♥♥♥♥ was sung by a band of 12 year old girls.

Yeah. I don't know what the hell the developers were thinking, but it's absolutely disgusting.

wait, aren't Us Cracks the one singing it? they doesnt seem like a 12 years old girls. just like your typical pop idol of sort so idk where you got that info from.

but also, it fits cyberpunk tho? oversexualized products made by corpos to milk the ♥♥♥♥ out of the general populace. package everything in glitter and sparkles while hiding some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥. also since japan seems to have a huge affect on the world of cyberpunk, having j-pop ish song doesn't seem like a far stretch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CwFNFGSQV0&ab_channel=LakeshoreRecords

[Kenuty]

Originally posted by clambchowder:

There's a guy on Twitter that translates a part of the whole song.

The song is literally about having "Naughty time" every single day at every single opportunity.

You know what's more disturbing about that awful song?

I believe, according to the lore, Pon Pon ♥♥♥♥ was sung by a band of 12 year old girls.

Yeah. I don't know what the hell the developers were thinking when they made that song, but it's absolutely disgusting.

I can't believe they think that song is fitting with the Cyberpunk genre too.

It fits the type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up world that was in cyberpunk
It's fictional man and you're getting super triggered by this which is making me cringe but also giving me a good laugh at the same time considering your profile has you typing up things which are way worst. Also it wasn't sung by 12 year old girls in real life.
https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/07/namakopuri-4.jpg


Welcome to science fiction.

[UnholyDentist]

So Pon pon means fun?

[Chibi Life]

Originally posted by clambchowder:

There's a guy on Twitter that translates a part of the whole song.

The song is literally about having "Naughty time" every single day at every single opportunity.

You know what's more disturbing about that awful song?

I believe, according to the lore, Pon Pon ♥♥♥♥ was sung by a band of 12 year old girls.

Yeah. I don't know what the hell the developers were thinking when they made that song, but it's absolutely disgusting.

I can't believe they think that song is fitting with the Cyberpunk genre too.

You can literally find the band who sung this song on Spotify.

Here's their twitter. They ain't 12 bro, stop spreading misinformation, people get stupidly angry when they think children are being exploited.
https://twitter.com/namakopuri?lang=ja

[Kenuty]

Originally posted by Cute Totori:

Originally posted by clambchowder:

There's a guy on Twitter that translates a part of the whole song.

The song is literally about having "Naughty time" every single day at every single opportunity.

You know what's more disturbing about that awful song?

I believe, according to the lore, Pon Pon ♥♥♥♥ was sung by a band of 12 year old girls.

Yeah. I don't know what the hell the developers were thinking when they made that song, but it's absolutely disgusting.

I can't believe they think that song is fitting with the Cyberpunk genre too.

You can literally find the band who sung this song on Spotify.

Here's their twitter. They ain't 12 bro, stop spreading misinformation, people get stupidly angry when they think children are being exploited.
https://twitter.com/namakopuri?lang=ja

Exactly, you can't even raise a blade or even a gun at children in this game

[Count D'Cinamon]

Originally posted by Kenuty:

Exactly, you can't even raise a blade or even a gun at children in this game

fun fact: can't have them in photo mode neither

[Ika Musume]

Not gonna lie, I laughed my ass off when I'd come across this song after losing my in game brother from another mother. It was like this legit sad moment and then she starts singing about constant sex in that cutesy jpop kind of way. It totally ruined the moment for me but in a good way.

[voormithadreth]

Originally posted by lamacra:

Its a swipe on japanese "music". If you think this is bad spend some time on youtube and look out for popular japanese "music"
Just a little example why we should thank god they lost ww2 ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

I mean the video is hideous but I don't hear anything worse than American pop in the music.