Small option Way Too big!

[Commander Keen]

The smallest penis option in cyberpunk is still easily over 5 inches. Please CRPR I'm trying to self insert I need much much more realistic small penis options. It's not fair I waited so long for this game just to have it ruined for me by this uninclusive option. I'm considering a refund at the moment.

[lolschrauber]

I'd be kinda upset too if I couldn't create myself in the game because the minimum penis size is too big.

[Commander Keen]

Originally posted by lolschrauber:

I'd be kinda upset too if I couldn't create myself in the game because the minimum penis size is too big.

It's completely ridiculous the Greeks figure it out how to realistically render a average size penis how many hundreds of years ago?

This is not okay

[Kev]

game is "ruined" because you feel the option for small penis is too big ... ♥♥♥♥ off

[Brahson]

just put a vagina because having a penis < 5 inch is like not having one anyway

[Talkie Toaster]

Sounds like the vagina option would be much more suitable for you.

[Minty]

I agree.

We need the option to have mushrooms in cornfields. Little acorns surrounded by dense scrub brush. Tadpoles. Definitely the one thing missing from Cyberpunk at the moment.

[Zuluknob]

Originally posted by Talkie Toaster:

Sounds like the vagina option would be much more suitable for you.

That just opens up a whole other problem, can't make a bucket fanny.

[Minty]

Originally posted by Zuluknob:

can't make a bucket fanny.

Coffee actually came out of my nose on that one.

[Zuluknob]

Originally posted by Good Whiskey:

Originally posted by Zuluknob:

can't make a bucket fanny.

Coffee actually came out of my nose on that one.

:D

[Commander Keen]

Originally posted by Brahson:

just put a vagina because having a penis < 5 inch is like not having one anyway

5 in flaccid? I'm sorry I get it maybe you live on the equator and when you get an erection your ♥♥♥♥ just kind of stands up but I'm from The Frigid North I am a grower if I kept the same ratio except I was 5 in flaccid I could have a moderately successful career in pornography

[Stoned Corpsman203]

This is honestly one of the most pathetic posts I've seen on Steam in a long time.

[Neferkare]

Originally posted by ThatGuy845719:

This is honestly one of the most pathetic posts I've seen on Steam in a long time.

I can't even tell if it's legit. Genuine confusion.

[Stoned Corpsman203]

Originally posted by Neferkare:

Originally posted by ThatGuy845719:

This is honestly one of the most pathetic posts I've seen on Steam in a long time.

I can't even tell if it's legit. Genuine confusion.

With how entitled people are nowadays, I would not be surprised if it is genuine.

[stormrider4030]

LMAO!

[ƬᗩԲԲվ]

It's not like you get to use it anyway. I tried a joytoy and I'm pretty sure my male character was scissoring her.