Male or Female Lolth Drow Bards!?!

[Aksolotli]

Are impossible. Read Homeland by R. A. Salvatore to understand this. Please fix this.

[Haffu]

So Jarlaxle does't exist and it is only in Drizzt head?

[Blacklisted Jack]

Originally posted by Quillithe:

Females are impossible. Read the text from my girlfriend asking me to 'take a shower' to understand this. Please fix this.

You're right, showers are not canonical in DnD 5e.

[Lunduke is the Trump of tech]

Originally posted by Haffu:

So Jarlaxle does't exist and it is only in Drizzt head?

THis is proof that wotc have no idea what they're doing. They are not a serious company. If they are going to say that these books which used to be canonical aren't canonical any more then they have to remove all the official characters from the books from forgotten realms as well.... ALL characters. As long as those characters exist then the books are canon.

[Dragon Master]

Originally posted by Haffu:

So Jarlaxle does't exist and it is only in Drizzt head?

Or was the creation of a bard trying to tell the story about Drizzt and added some embellishments via Varric Tethras style.

[RPG Gamer Man]

Originally posted by Balltin:

It's clearly written in 3.5 PHB if I tighten my ponytail to an extreme level, it will make my grease-stained shirt more form fitting.

Does that include sweat stains or smothering vasoline onto your chest like WWE wrestlers? lol. Sorry i just had to do this..it was funny to say.

[RPG Gamer Man]

Originally posted by Dragon Master:

Originally posted by Haffu:

So Jarlaxle does't exist and it is only in Drizzt head?

Or was the creation of a bard trying to tell the story about Drizzt and added some embellishments via Varric Tethras style.

I think even elemenster has his own tall tales he tells.

[Pazuzu]

The eight book Llolth's resurrection series had a drow bard. She was literally the only healer in the group. Vhaerun's bards also appear in the same novel series.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Originally posted by Pazuzu:

The eight book Llolth's resurrection series had a drow bard. She was literally the only healer in the group. Vhaerun's bards also appear in the same novel series.

Heresy!

[Yojo0o]

Originally posted by Pazuzu:

The eight book Llolth's resurrection series had a drow bard. She was literally the only healer in the group. Vhaerun's bards also appear in the same novel series.

I don't remember a female bard in those books, though it's been a while. One of the priestesses kinda used musical magic that she learned later on, but I think that was less Bardic and more akin to Bladesinging, no?

Those books DID have a male enemy bard in the first installment, which the protagonist warrior took out early in the fight with a crossbow shot to the neck to shut him up.

[Whut]

Oh well this happens when someone has to much time on his hands