Male or Female Lolth Drow Bards!?!

[Aksolotli]

Are impossible. Read Homeland by R. A. Salvatore to understand this. Please fix this.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Drow Bards only sing goth and heavy/black metal songs 🤟

[Nihrahk]

This is stupid. Can we just stop with these topics? They're not funny, nobody is laughing.

[Lunduke is the Trump of tech]

Originally posted by Nihrahk:

This is stupid. Can we just stop with these topics? They're not funny, nobody is laughing.

How do you know? Do you work in NSA's mass surveillance department?

[Nihrahk]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Kairos:

Originally posted by Nihrahk:

This is stupid. Can we just stop with these topics? They're not funny, nobody is laughing.

How do you know? Do you work in NSA's mass surveillance department?

Now you're being ridiculous. It's not funny because we have seen this same crap pop up so awfully often that it's just old and boring. It's like watching paint dry.

[Quillithe]

Females are impossible. Read the text from my girlfriend asking me to 'take a shower' to understand this. Please fix this.

[Rusted Metal]

Very rude! A Lolth Drow can be whatever they wish to be.

[Metallicus]

It’s a fantasy world so anything is technically possible. Woman can be as good as men as fighters. Everyone gets along and their is no prejudice. None of these things are based on reality so a Drow can indeed be whatever they want in DnD.

[Lunduke is the Trump of tech]

Originally posted by Metallicus:

It’s a fantasy world so anything is technically possible. Woman can be as good as men as fighters. Everyone gets along and their is no prejudice. None of these things are based on reality so a Drow can indeed be whatever they want in DnD.

not true. just read the official dnd rules. There is prejudice, racsism, sexism and all kinds of fun stuff in DnD official lore.

[RPG Gamer Man]

Originally posted by Metallicus:

It’s a fantasy world so anything is technically possible. Woman can be as good as men as fighters. Everyone gets along and their is no prejudice. None of these things are based on reality so a Drow can indeed be whatever they want in DnD.

Yea, and even woman dwarfs can have beards like in LOTR..lol.

https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a40695996/lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-female-dwarves-beards/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-PmAQ9Opu4

[Ghost]

"For many years, we in the Dungeons & Dragons RPG studio have considered things like D&D novels, D&D video games, D&D comic books, as wonderful expressions of D&D storytelling and D&D lore, but they are not canonical for the D&D roleplaying game."

"If you’re looking for what’s official in the D&D roleplaying game, it’s what appears in the products for the roleplaying game. Basically, our stance is that if it has not appeared in a book since 2014 (5E), we don’t consider it canonical for the games." - Jeremy Crawford

^ The licensed stuff is to follow the canon, but are not themselves considered canonical.

[Pan Darius Cassandra]

Who cares what is 'canonical' or not? D&D has always been about the near infinite customizability of the game.

[Ghost]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

Who cares what is 'canonical' or not? D&D has always been about the near infinite customizability of the game.

Just pointing the ridiculousness of the 'canon / non-canon' arguments that keep popping up.

[Metallicus]

Originally posted by Pan Darius Loveless:

Who cares what is 'canonical' or not? D&D has always been about the near infinite customizability of the game.

It used to be a customizable game. 5e removed the customization and put in place shallow, cookie-cutter classes which all have the same chance to hit. “‘Bounded accuracy” is terrible in my opinion. I know you have a different opinion, however, it doesn’t make you right.

[Popsicles]

It's clearly written in 3.5 PHB if I tighten my ponytail to an extreme level, it will make my grease-stained shirt more form fitting.

[Metallicus]

Originally posted by Balltin:

It's clearly written in 3.5 PHB if I tighten my ponytail to an extreme level, it will make my grease-stained shirt more form fitting.

I must not have that supplement. It must be from a 3rd party.