What's up with the brothel

[Blackdragon]

Only 1 female ♥♥♥♥♥ available, can't actually ♥♥♥♥ her even for money, just "get touched while in total darkness" i.e. nothing. If I want more, she says, I should go to the male ♥♥♥♥♥. WTF? What kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brothel is that?

I heard it's possible to get foursome action with your romantic partner there - well, no dice: Shadowheart refused saying she wants me all for herself. Yeah funny thing, she hasn't put out yet, despite her bragging to me about how she trained with Sharrans to tie knots with her mouth.

It's like some bizarro world where ♥♥♥♥♥♥ take your money to preach at you about respecting their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personal space, and your girlfriend talks about how she had sex with many other people while denying sex to you.

Also I'm pretty sure it's only so tough for hetero males. Gay stuff seems to be much more readily available.

So, question: WTF's up with that?

[kgmi]

My character runs the brothel in my post game head-canon, Larian should program that in as an option.

[GrandMajora]

Ursprungligen skrivet av kgmi:

My character runs the brothel in my post game head-canon, Larian should program that in as an option.

A shame that Sharess wasn't an available option for deities you could worship.

Unless you have Speak With Animals, then you can find a cat patrolling the city who offers you the chance to worship her.

[GrandMajora]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero McDol:

If she says no, then no is the answer. It's really just that simple. She has every right to pick a boundary; after all, it's her body that she's selling. Want more than what she's willing to give? Then you as the player are free to choose some else.

Ursprungligen skrivet av NixAhmose:

She can claim whatever she wants to claim. If she doesn’t want to be treated like trash or be roughened up by her clientele then it’s her right to refuse those kinds services.

Why are you two talking about her like she's an actual person, and not an NPC in the game?

[Zero McDol]

Ursprungligen skrivet av GrandMajora:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero McDol:

If she says no, then no is the answer. It's really just that simple. She has every right to pick a boundary; after all, it's her body that she's selling. Want more than what she's willing to give? Then you as the player are free to choose some else.

Ursprungligen skrivet av NixAhmose:

She can claim whatever she wants to claim. If she doesn’t want to be treated like trash or be roughened up by her clientele then it’s her right to refuse those kinds services.

Why are you two talking about her like she's an actual person, and not an NPC in the game?

Well, because in my case, I am talking about the NPC while also referencing that boundaries also exist in real life.

So while not real, the NPC does still have boundaries that she is unwilling to cross.

[NixAhmose]

Ursprungligen skrivet av GrandMajora:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero McDol:

If she says no, then no is the answer. It's really just that simple. She has every right to pick a boundary; after all, it's her body that she's selling. Want more than what she's willing to give? Then you as the player are free to choose some else.

Ursprungligen skrivet av NixAhmose:

She can claim whatever she wants to claim. If she doesn’t want to be treated like trash or be roughened up by her clientele then it’s her right to refuse those kinds services.

Why are you two talking about her like she's an actual person, and not an NPC in the game?

Because this is a roleplaying game and we’re talking about why a npc’s decision within the context of the setting.

[nobalkain]

Ursprungligen skrivet av GrandMajora:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero McDol:

If she says no, then no is the answer. It's really just that simple. She has every right to pick a boundary; after all, it's her body that she's selling. Want more than what she's willing to give? Then you as the player are free to choose some else.

Ursprungligen skrivet av NixAhmose:

She can claim whatever she wants to claim. If she doesn’t want to be treated like trash or be roughened up by her clientele then it’s her right to refuse those kinds services.

Why are you two talking about her like she's an actual person, and not an NPC in the game?

Because they have issues Separating Fiction from Reality. Seems to be an issue with Twitter Crazies these days.

[Solid Snake]

I too was highly dissappointed with the brothel.
Had me at dwarf female, only to find out she was pretty old and already dead.

And the other option was a drow female that didnt really do anything but just cover you in darkness.

compound that there isnt really any dwarf or goblin female characters you can romance or anything either. Blah

[Greb]

I was disappointed that they had clearly put effort into designing various rooms and then just had them all be empty and unusable anyway, lol. No option to bang Minthara in the Underdark themed room? No Avernus themed room you can go and wrestle Karlach in? No Githyanki creche + nursery you can dominate or be dominated by Lae'zel in? You can't even get weaved by Gale in the library room! Why even live?

You just happened to show up when nobody was working that day, I guess. Except the Drow twins.

Can't even throw gold at the stripper on the stage to get her to remove pieces of her clothing with each 100 gold tossed...for shame!

There's that Fist guy at the bar who is probably treated as some kind of sleazeball hitting on some woman at a bar but it's a brothel lol, or apparently it is, but then it feels more like a fancy bar. I guess that's what it actually is in game currently, just a fancy bar.

So much potential for player interaction there, squandered!

I'm guessing if the brothel had been in Act 1 it would have been extremely...heh...fleshed out and have options for encounters with every race and sex and things besides, possibly even including wildshape encounters. I remember Wasteland 3 let you have sex with a GOAT of all things. Just Act 3 seems like it has massive gaps in it where quality is concerned, I guess development fatigue had set in by the time they got around to making it or something. A shame.

Did anyone else find it funny that the horse faced woman upstairs was asking the Wood Elf to tell her she's beautiful? she looked better as a mindflayer than as an elf or whatever she was, lol

[GrandMajora]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Greb:

I was disappointed that they had clearly put effort into designing various rooms and then just had them all be empty and unusable anyway, lol. No option to bang Minthara in the Underdark themed room? No Avernus themed room you can go and wrestle Karlach in? No Githyanki creche + nursery you can dominate or be dominated by Lae'zel in? You can't even get weaved by Gale in the library room! Why even live?

How the hell would a brothel even know how to present a Githyanki creche? Or for that matter, who besides a Githyanki (which are extremely xenophobic) would even be interested in using it?

[Freckled Banana]

It's not just the Brothel.. pretty much every NPC that's part of the story is Gay / Lesbian.
That Moon priestess, Isobel... gay.
That demi god Aasimar, Dame... gay.
That random dwarf chef NPC in the tavern... gay.
That Tiefling bard you helped back at the grove.. believe it or not, gay.

[カミナ]

the game is for man lovers

[info]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Blackdragon:

Only 1 female ♥♥♥♥♥ available, can't actually ♥♥♥♥ her even for money, just "get touched while in total darkness" i.e. nothing. If I want more, she says, I should go to the male ♥♥♥♥♥. WTF? What kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brothel is that?

I heard it's possible to get foursome action with your romantic partner there - well, no dice: Shadowheart refused saying she wants me all for herself. Yeah funny thing, she hasn't put out yet, despite her bragging to me about how she trained with Sharrans to tie knots with her mouth.

It's like some bizarro world where ♥♥♥♥♥♥ take your money to preach at you about respecting their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personal space, and your girlfriend talks about how she had sex with many other people while denying sex to you.

Also I'm pretty sure it's only so tough for hetero males. Gay stuff seems to be much more readily available.

So, question: WTF's up with that?

Dude, it's Larian.

[info]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Freckled Banana:

It's not just the Brothel.. pretty much every NPC that's part of the story is Gay / Lesbian.
That Moon priestess, Isobel... gay.
That demi god Aasimar, Dame... gay.
That random dwarf chef NPC in the tavern... gay.
That Tiefling bard you helped back at the grove.. believe it or not, gay.

The world IS nowadays San Francisco 1970's, welcum my brother.

[Ranpo]

This isn't GTA

[Aria Athena]

Not only did DAI not have a brothel, there was also no mod support for someone to add one. We have been spoiled if nothing else.