I want D&D not crappy porn

[Tr00per]

I want to play D&D. I want epic fights, clever traps, devious riddles, fantastic story...I don't want cartoon porn.

[spicylemonboy]

why not both

[phill1503h]

oh boy, if that's all you're gettin out of it, try to pay attention to the other 95 percent of the game. you get what you put in and you basically told on yourself that you're subconsciously super into cartoon porn. insert congratulations you played yourself meme

[AggressivePebble]

womp womp

[Nekron]

Then go play D&D lmfao no one forced you to buy the game.

[TwitchyBait]

Originally posted by Tr00per:

I want to play D&D. I want epic fights, clever traps, devious riddles, fantastic story...I don't want cartoon porn.

Imagine being so brain dead you didn't see the toggle for nudity and even IF you missed it you can just choose not to flirt/reject advancements and even if you somehow are dumb enough to miss that you at most get mild nudity and nothing else hardly "porn" you pearl clutching mouth breather.

[Viking Lad]

Do not have sex with characters. It is that easy.

[Lucas]

Originally posted by Edible T-Shirt:

"Would you like to disable explicit content?"

What the ♥♥♥♥, this game is making me watch porn

This contest is over, give that man the 10.000 dollars. XD

[Kelemdros]

Originally posted by Dorok:

Originally posted by Cosgar:

It's actually more like if Oglaf Comics did a spiritual successor to The Princess Bride.
Kind of ironic that adults are complaining about adult content. Did anyone ever complain about The Witcher like this?

For The Witcher 1 no way. All players was loving the cards collecting. But it was another time and not yet an AAA game, not that players was more mature. And TW1 had some very crude humor sometimes it was before any auto censoring.

For the Witcher 3 vs BG3 the point is when it happens I can't say The Witcher 3 is prude, but BG3 is a lot more soft porn. Myself I like and find it funny but I'm not surprised it can chock a bit.

And in Witcher 3 it's kind of... well done?, here is... just really badly written.

[Tr00per]

Originally posted by Nekron:

Then go play D&D lmfao no one forced you to buy the game.

It was a gift from someone who knew I loved BG 1 and 2.

[Pancakeparty]

I've had one sexual scene, at 100 hours in the game, which I choose to initiate. You don't have to interact with the scenes, they're not forced...

[Tr00per]

Originally posted by Kleme:

Originally posted by Dorok:

I suggest you to bride a bit your imagination, seems your Fantasy wanted me complaining about the soft porn, but I never did it and even admitted I found it very good for the few I saw.

And much less ridiculous than too prude approach of TW3.

then stop whining because you didn't understand what people are talking about. when you opt in to see sexual content, you'll see sexual content, when you don't, you don't. should be easy to grasp for you

This does not belong in a Baldur's Gate game though. It's cheap, it's tacky and it's not character development. It's content for 12 year olds.

[Simbolic]

Most of missed that, been exploring, battling and going through story events. For over 200 hours. Wheres all these porn? that apparently takes up such a large percentage of the game?

[Cthulhu]

you win
it's true
i don't care

[Lysamus]

Originally posted by Tr00per:

This does not belong in a Baldur's Gate game though. It's cheap, it's tacky and it's not character development. It's content for 12 year olds.

Please do not expose your 12 year olds to Baldurs Gate 3 or explicit content.

[med_man555]

In my last D&D campaign, as soon my character got higher level and earned a few thousand gold pieces, he opened a Kobold Brothel. Maybe you're not playing D&D right.