Shadowheart is the Vaporeon of BG3

[女王 [Queen]]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of baldur's gate 3 breeding, Shadowheart is the most compatible companion for everyone? She's a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity. Not only is she in the shar group, which is mostly comprised of sado-masochists, Shadowheart is of average height able to handle any species sausage stick, and with her impressive AC and healing power you can be rough with her all night. Due to her pent up religious upbringing, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Shadowheart would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the spells Mage hand, Healing Word, Guidance, Blade ward, Mirror Image, along with having a more than above average body, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her spells Healing Word and Greater Restoration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough spell slots. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Ungodly AC and healing power means it can take sausage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

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[女王 [Queen]]

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of baldur's gate 3 breeding, Shadowheart is the most compatible companion for everyone? She's a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity. Not only is she in the shar group, which is mostly comprised of sado-masochists, Shadowheart is of average height able to handle any species sausage stick, and with her impressive AC and healing power you can be rough with her all night. Due to her pent up religious upbringing, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Shadowheart would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the spells Mage hand, Healing Word, Guidance, Blade ward, Mirror Image, along with having a more than above average body, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her spells Healing Word and Greater Restoration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough spell slots. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Ungodly AC and healing power means it can take sausage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

I like you but I am concerned for you lol. That was a monumental amount of analysis regarding the pros and cons of breeding with Shadowheart

Am i wrong tho?

[Forblaze]

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I like you but I am concerned for you lol. That was a monumental amount of analysis regarding the pros and cons of breeding with Shadowheart

It was a normal amount

[ZexxCrine]

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of baldur's gate 3 breeding, Shadowheart is the most compatible companion for everyone? She's a half-elf, making her over 40 years old for cougar hunters but only 20 in human years, giving the best parts of aging, beauty, and maturity. Not only is she in the shar group, which is mostly comprised of sado-masochists, Shadowheart is of average height able to handle any species sausage stick, and with her impressive AC and healing power you can be rough with her all night. Due to her pent up religious upbringing, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Shadowheart would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the spells Mage hand, Healing Word, Guidance, Blade ward, Mirror Image, along with having a more than above average body, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her spells Healing Word and Greater Restoration, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough spell slots. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Ungodly AC and healing power means it can take sausage all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

I like you but I am concerned for you lol. That was a monumental amount of analysis regarding the pros and cons of breeding with Shadowheart

somehow you have avoided the vaporeon copy pasta. I wish I could have been that lucky.

[solaris32]

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I speak only truths

i wonder why it's always the one with anime pfp's that are the biggest degenerates?

Being attracted to women is degeneracy?

[Zef]

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i wonder why it's always the one with anime pfp's that are the biggest degenerates?

Being attracted to women is degeneracy?

yes cause that's what i meant *sarcasm

writing cringy borderline fanfic material how you gonna breed shadowcute is$

and surprise surprise it's another anime pfp.

the WEEABUS ARE MULTIPLYING

[KingOfBeingCorrect]

So we talking like 3rd level up cast create water wet or like 6th level upcast wet?

[女王 [Queen]]

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So we talking like 3rd level up cast create water wet or like 6th level upcast wet?

Yes

[女王 [Queen]]

pog

[Splicer]

well written good sir. I agree with your take

[His Divine Shadow]

Tucker Carlson said it best https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0m7FPAfhc

[Jolly Devil]

Wow. That was very well written…but wow

[KingOfBeingCorrect]

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Tucker Carlson said it best https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0m7FPAfhc

Love that clip xD

[女王 [Queen]]

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Wow. That was very well written…but wow :lunar2019crylaughingpig:

Thank you Thank you

[CoffeeBro]

OP very good job. I was all for the bear, but now I have eyes only for Shadowheart. BTW I bet her breath smells better than a fish/garbage eating bear also.
And yes, take my points kind sir.

[女王 [Queen]]

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OP very good job. I was all for the bear, but now I have eyes only for Shadowheart. BTW I bet her breath smells better than a fish/garbage eating bear also.
And yes, take my points kind sir.

Cant deny facts indeed