Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur's Gate 3

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paladin181 Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:20am
This game turned me gay.
I was a straight man when I started. Then all the men started hitting on me in game. I didn't know what to do, and now my character has had gay sex no fewer than 3 times, and forced me to try it myself in the real world. Thanks, Larian for making me gay.
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Lord Adorable Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:27am 
Unfathomably based.
Яeplicant Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:27am 
Now you have an excuse to learn how to play the flute.
Stumpy Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:29am 
Once you’ve tasted willy ♥♥♥♥♥ just seems silly
Faefu Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:29am 
let me guess, you got your eyes stabbed too?
Hyena Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:29am 
Originally posted by Akabi, Destroyer of Planes:
Originally posted by Hyena:

I'm sorry but I've only ever been hit on by gay people when I actually gave some sort of indication to be gay myself.

I actually know of at least 1 gay guy that was really into me but never once made any move cause I didn't give any signs of being gay.

Maybe it's time to investigate what signals you are giving off if you are so frequently hit on by people with a sexuality that doesn't match yours.
Your anecodtal experience-which sounds shady in the first place- is not indicative of reality.

Ah yes, The guy who says my claim isn't true cause of his anecdotal experience, that's valid. But when I back up my claim with my own anecdotal experience, then it's not valid.

That's not how this works, champ. There is no logical reason why someone would take their chances considering the poor odds and severity of potential consequences (you have seen on this forum how people react to someone from another sexuality hitting on them). If a gay guy is hitting on you, he has a reason to believe you are gay and not straight.

I'm not saying you are giving him a reason on purpose but it's there.
LongLostLittleKen Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:30am 
You are welcome. Have you try the "spaghetti"?
Skela Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:30am 
The game made me try murder, I feel you brother. One struggle.
Lord Adorable Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:30am 
Originally posted by Hyena:
Originally posted by Akabi, Destroyer of Planes:
Unfathomably based.

Ah yes, The guy who says my claim isn't true cause of his anecdotal experience, that's valid. But when I back up my claim with my own anecdotal experience, then it's not valid.

That's not how this works, champ. There is no logical reason why someone would take their chances considering the poor odds and severity of potential consequences (you have seen on this forum how people react to someone from another sexuality hitting on them). If a gay guy is hitting on you, he has a reason to believe you are gay and not straight.

I'm not saying you are giving him a reason on purpose but it's there.
Sir, this is a Wendys.
Last edited by Lord Adorable; Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:34am
Steve Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:31am 
Trolling for awards, don't fall for it people.
in Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:32am 
Pro tip, don't romance Halsin.
Skela Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:33am 
Originally posted by Steve:
Trolling for awards, don't fall for it people.
I gave this post an award to spite you.
Яeplicant Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:34am 
Originally posted by The Dark Urge:
Originally posted by Steve:
Trolling for awards, don't fall for it people.
I gave this post an award to spite you.

Truly a dark urge thing to do. :lunar2019grinningpig:
Lord Adorable Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:35am 
Originally posted by The Dark Urge:
Originally posted by Steve:
Trolling for awards, don't fall for it people.
I gave this post an award to spite you.
Average Dark Urge. :P
Herr Mainyu Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:38am 
This game turned me into a Dwarf. I was a tall guy, before, but now...even my beard is grown to my knees overnight
Hyena Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:39am 
Originally posted by Akabi, Destroyer of Planes:
Originally posted by Hyena:

Ah yes, The guy who says my claim isn't true cause of his anecdotal experience, that's valid. But when I back up my claim with my own anecdotal experience, then it's not valid.

That's not how this works, champ. There is no logical reason why someone would take their chances considering the poor odds and severity of potential consequences (you have seen on this forum how people react to someone from another sexuality hitting on them). If a gay guy is hitting on you, he has a reason to believe you are gay and not straight.

I'm not saying you are giving him a reason on purpose but it's there.
Sir, this is a Wendys.

Well I just finished my reply when they nuked the thread so I figured I'd paste it somewhere.
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Date Posted: Aug 23, 2023 @ 5:20am
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