if there was a real life zombie apocalypse

[joseph98611]

how long would you survive (please tell a story)

the zombies are runners and weak to melee but strong to bullets

you start out in canada in a 7th story building (you're at the 5th one)

[Jambie Lionheart]

This thread's duplicate spam.

[Nordil(Hun)]

Originally posted by Jambie Lionheart:

This thread's duplicate spam.

The only difference is a "certain setting".
Dunno about canada.

[Animalman]

first thing i would do is talk to the survivors from the floors above.
Next thing you know i will have greesed myself using all of the sticks of butter from their refrigerators and before you know it i have slipped away to safety right thru the horde and out of the front door. Leaving the survivors from the upper floors to perish without return,

[ReBootXD]

I go to the roof and jump

[Quill]

Originally posted by ReBootXD:

I go to the roof and jump

This Is How You Died

[Animalman]

i tell ya story
I went to a place called Cornwall with a girl once yeah
And she refuse to listen to my advise.
and what happend was
She took us around the coast rocky area jumping rock to rock on the waters edge.
Beaned Up Yeah.
And then the tide came in why we was sitting on a dangerous cliff side. and on the way back
couldn't get back

If i was in the zombie apocalypse scenario here with her. I'd thorw her in to a horde and run away. As Regence or that time she almost got me drown. Not a fan of the Ocean.
Salty tastes wierd

Another one took me to Turkey. of all places. 7 years older than me. she was.
Took me to turkey tried to take me snorkeling.
Corr the taste of salt.

I wouldn't be so cruel to that one if there were zombies around.
Though we went up on a Kayak once.
down the River Thames towards London.

And we had just inflated the boat. next to a fisherman.
and we put it afloat in the water
and there she is
SCREAMING
AHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHH
i'm there at age 21. Looking at the fisherman like you just witnessed i did nothing. And she is screaming AHHHH
OHH high pitch u know
And eventually she settled down and get in the boat.

that girl was such a bully to me at that age.
She smashed 2 of my laptops.
She dump me coz i got a job man.
A Job.
She was like O so you don't need me no more.
lol

I would imagine.
In a zombie apocalypse with her.
I coudln't imagine.

[Riskbreaker Y]

Pour all the maple syrup on the stairwell, thus creating an unsurpassable slip hazard. Checkmate zomboids.

[WASFDDDDD]

Why are they vulnerable to melee weapons but resistant to bullets? How does that even work?

[joseph98611]

Originally posted by WASFDDDDD:

Why are they vulnerable to melee weapons but resistant to bullets? How does that even work?

im retarded and hate guns

[Shady Allie]

Originally posted by josephesmagadordecranio:

...you start out in canada...

This will never happen. I get strip searched at the border every time I try, then they turn me around and send me back to usa.

[Hunterr]

Runners as zombies? I would die of hunger in my room lol xD Maybe if the electricity still works i would play my last days with videogames haha

[Banzai]

Really need another identical thread? This one posted 4 days ago.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/108600/discussions/0/4363502241742866151/

[Shady Allie]

Originally posted by Banzai:

Really need another identical thread? This one posted 4 days ago.

Lol I know, except this one is in Canada, a totally different place separated by an imaginary political boundary. Zombie will have weird accents unlike Kentucky USA zombie. No one will understand them when they say, "cerveeeeelle"

OK so, hypothetically, I got around the Canadian border zombie police, by way of Mexico, because no wall, then I make my way up to Montreal and to the 5th floor of a 7 story building. In this building I find Animalman's ex, crying tiny zombie tears.
I burst into the room and it looks at me, "cervelle."
"No, I'm Shady."
It drools.
I throw it out the window, because in Canadian apocalyse you can do that without a mod.

[Chancatron202]

Originally posted by josephesmagadordecranio:

Originally posted by WASFDDDDD:

Why are they vulnerable to melee weapons but resistant to bullets? How does that even work?

im retarded and hate guns

Do arrows count as bullets for you?

[GeoG85]

Sh*t, how did I write it a year ago?

Step 1 it was, survive the airborn. This is basic RNG, you're either immune or you're dead.

Step 2, survive the initial chaos. Of zombies marching down the street, dragging people from their cars and houses.

And Step 3. Project Zomboid. Recreate a small part of society for yourself, your family or friends, for you to survive and repopulate with.

Something like that.

That Step 1 is pretty **** if ya ask me.