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also, i farm my swirlies the naughty way, with the family jewels, some points into endurance, and of course, your fellow companions ewe.
You can get the same drops from Golems, and it's pretty quick with higher returns per kill (I think they drop $500 when you kill them) but you have to change the day speed and it's not nearly as fast if you're looking at like Swirlies-Per-Minute. It's also good for farming Cogs, since you have to wait a day for Cogs to respawn.
1)Make sure you have your Family Jewels equipped, as well as having GoblinP, MossP, SlimeP or MothP. Having one of them in your party will allow you to slip past the Brewery guard in order to get the Shorty Special.
2)Grab the Shorty Special from the back room of the brewery.
3)Do whatever you want during the day. Knight quests, enemy farming, etc.
4) At night, sneak into a princesses chamber (Ideally DesertP; she's able to "go" the most times) Take your shorty-special, and have some fun with the princess until you're no longer able to.
5)If you have a princess with you, retire to the tent and continue having "fun."
6)Once day comes, head back to the Brewery, grab another shorty special, and start it all over again.
I highly recommend using Desert or GoblinP for farming swirlies. You get more "Bang" for your buck with them.
If you really want to farm swirlies, go to the The Stone Knife (the brothel on the right side of the south map).
Wait till there's a harlot that doesn't have an animation (Like one of the spider girls or a finhead), then take the Shorty special and just repeatedly do it with that harlot. It costs 500 swirlies each time, but you make back about 2000~ everytime. And there's no time limit this way, you can keep doing this as long as you stay in the building.
I think that may be the fastest method until the animations are added. I'm going to give this a shot later, good advice!