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Other than that, my personal favorite are those who use a lot of cool abbreviations on their nicknames and recruitment posts. (Profile picture with a blurred face Arma soldier is a plus)
With regards, CW4 JSOC C2 Maj.Gen. SOCOM-SITREP-OPSEC/-II-B (Sdkfz.auf. 186) Mr. "Running Horse" Printer.
I actually think that "military-style" document was the one I made a copy of.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OVmHgLF4CzC0z30ClCtCYO7vRXhCwaq3
The legacy of Seal Team Donger remains...
The original thread:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/107410/discussions/0/1727575977566028164/
They're not all bad, really. I admire the ShackTactical model of "Serious Fun", as it is both the most long-lasting style in the community and arguably the most effective at cutting a balance between the niches of hardcore milsim and messing about in casual organizations.
Oh God that documentary is verryyyy cringy
Any time, gent!
It was the dead of night and that's in bold because I want to make it important. For the most (un)distinguished units, the not-so-trying times such as these are the very hours that they live for. Seal Team Five yearns to bathe in the moment of finding new recruits, and so through many hours of hamfisted typing through a flurry of keys both broken and jammed by stale bits of Cheetos, they manage to get just one recruit. They hope this man will compensate for the five they lost last week to Sams' endless hordes of copyright lawyers.
And so Seal Team 420 decided to train this man known only as Teabag, and Teabag seemed like a good man. He managed to pass with flying colors the training set upon him by the instructors of the prestigous SuccForce, despite the fact those instructors were the owner of the unit and two of his friends he met on Omegle and also were the instructors for the entire rest of the unit. Seal Team 69 overlooked the fact this guy had OVER 9000 VAC bans considering the majority of Seal Team XXX already had a Vac Ban or two to begin with so what's the problem if he just hacked his a.ss off nine times eh? Anyway the guy had enough alt accounts to build the US-Mexican border wall in a week and the unit didn't care about that anyway. Anyway, at 2700 hours the newcomer Teabag was invited to Seal Team Pizza Hut's first operation, where the wise prophets said he would distinguish himself as an incredible Definitively Intelligent Combat Kid, a term only used by Seal Team Donger to describe their wonderful newbies that were selected with the upmost grace and care.
But all was not well in Seal Team Suc.c's mission when they realized that Tebongo had already installed a new mod and they forgot to properly configure their Windows XP server they rented off of Basement Billy fo' $420.00 a year. They rushed to their stations and Commander J. Funnel decided that instead of directly engaging the traitor he must investigate while the unit suffers and their mission he spent weeks on goes to waste! Basement Billy is threatening to cancel their server lease because the server is now melting from all the IEDs Telephone has installed all over the map which are now blowing up civilians like George W. Bush did it! Funnel decided enough was enough and he formed a list of random people from Serbia that he believes are alt accounts of this crazy man while he channeled the Perionic Elements, and then he wrote a four pager (https://drive.google.com/file/d/12nTiPxWHBgtwuP9pDAkKT9-QN16ZExJe/view) to BAN this fool like it was a ROBLOX server! Is all well? Find out next time!