All ya had to do was tell the server to check signatures for your mods.

Yeah, you can blame yourself for sucking at configuring your server.

Oh my god your document so cute, excellent role playing! But remember Steam forums shouldn't be used for personal attacks, harassment, doxxing, public shaming or any other private issues you have with people.

I think he spent more time writing that document than he ever did configuring a server. Hummel, buddy, you do realize you're not the commanding officer of any actual military, right?

the guys a well known serbian hacker hes had alot of bans should check his background before letting him join the team.

You really shouldnt put people on blast like this, even if they did do something bad, also as the others stated you guys should have done background checks and have your server properly set up, im honestly suprised that you guys didnt spot this issue while he was in bootcamp or training [if you have those]. Im just saying you guys just make your unit a little...silly considering that you guys are literally making a whole document about someone and showing it around to people.
You also stated in this document that you went to the official discord of the 501st to advertise your group which is frowned upon...just get rid of the post to avoid this drama, you're just digging a hole for yourselves by showing people how lax your standards are.

I think we're past the point where he cannot delete the thread. I'm still laughing my bum off about this whole situation.

According to my and my staff's premilinary investigations, the so called "SEAL team 5" group has multiple members with VAC bans on record, including the platoon commander Lt J. Hummel. Also their own Workshop mod pack may or may not include illegal reuploads. The proper copyright holders are being contacted to investigate further.

Additional anecdotal evidence: After reading this thread, AI 360 noscoped me through a mountain from 2km. Also, my eyes are now terribly sore for all the rolling.

Here's my 99.9% fictional story about Seal Team Five.

It was the dead of night and that's in bold because I want to make it important. For the most (un)distinguished units, the not-so-trying times such as these are the very hours that they live for. Seal Team Five yearns to bathe in the moment of finding new recruits, and so through many hours of hamfisted typing through a flurry of keys both broken and jammed by stale bits of Cheetos, they manage to get just one recruit. They hope this man will compensate for the five they lost last week to Sams' endless hordes of copyright lawyers.

And so Seal Team 420 decided to train this man known only as Teabag, and Teabag seemed like a good man. He managed to pass with flying colors the training set upon him by the instructors of the prestigous SuccForce, despite the fact those instructors were the owner of the unit and two of his friends he met on Omegle and also were the instructors for the entire rest of the unit. Seal Team 69 overlooked the fact this guy had OVER 9000 VAC bans considering the majority of Seal Team XXX already had a Vac Ban or two to begin with so what's the problem if he just hacked his a.ss off nine times eh? Anyway the guy had enough alt accounts to build the US-Mexican border wall in a week and the unit didn't care about that anyway. Anyway, at 2700 hours the newcomer Teabag was invited to Seal Team Pizza Hut's first operation, where the wise prophets said he would distinguish himself as an incredible Definitively Intelligent Combat Kid, a term only used by Seal Team Donger to describe their wonderful newbies that were selected with the upmost grace and care.

But all was not well in Seal Team Suc.c's mission when they realized that Tebongo had already installed a new mod and they forgot to properly configure their Windows XP server they rented off of Basement Billy fo' $420.00 a year. They rushed to their stations and Commander J. Funnel decided that instead of directly engaging the traitor he must investigate while the unit suffers and their mission he spent weeks on goes to waste! Basement Billy is threatening to cancel their server lease because the server is now melting from all the IEDs Telephone has installed all over the map which are now blowing up civilians like George W. Bush did it! Funnel decided enough was enough and he formed a list of random people from Serbia that he believes are alt accounts of this crazy man while he channeled the Perionic Elements, and then he wrote a four pager (https://drive.google.com/file/d/12nTiPxWHBgtwuP9pDAkKT9-QN16ZExJe/view) to BAN this fool like it was a ROBLOX server! Is all well? Find out next time!

Originally posted by V. Berlioz:

Here's my story about Seal Team Five.

It was the dead of night and that's in bold because I want to make it important. For the most (un)distinguished units, the not-so-trying times such as these are the very hours that they live for. Seal Team Five yearns to bathe in the moment of finding new recruits, and so through many hours of hamfisted typing through a flurry of keys both broken and jammed by stale bits of Cheetos, they manage to get just one recruit. They hope this man will compensate for the five they lost last week to Sams' endless hordes of copyright lawyers.

And so Seal Team 420 decided to train this man known only as Teabag, and Teabag seemed like a good man. He managed to pass with flying colors the training set upon him by the instructors of the prestigous SuccForce, despite the fact those instructors were the owner of the unit and two of his friends he met on Omegle and also were the instructors for the entire rest of the unit. Seal Team 69 overlooked the fact this guy had OVER 9000 VAC bans considering the majority of Seal Team XXX already had a Vac Ban or two to begin with so what's the problem if he just hacked his a.ss off nine times eh? Anyway the guy had enough alt accounts to build the US-Mexican border wall in a week and the unit didn't care about that anyway. Anyway, at 2700 hours the newcomer Teabag was invited to Seal Team Pizza Hut's first operation, where the wise prophets said he would distinguish himself as an incredible Definitively Intelligent Combat Kid, a term only used by Seal Team Donger to describe their wonderful newbies that were selected with the upmost grace and care.

But all was not well in Seal Team Succ's mission when they realized that Tebongo had already installed a new mod and they forgot to configure their Windows XP server they rented off of Basement Billy fo' $420.00 a year. They rushed to their stations and Commander J. Funnel decided that instead of directly engaging the traitor he must investigate while the unit suffers and their mission he spent weeks on goes to waste! Basement Billy is threatening to cancel their server lease because the server is now melting from all the IEDs Telephone has installed all over the map which are now blowing up civilians like George W. Bush did it! Funnel decided enough was enough and he formed a list of random people from Serbia that he believes are alt accounts of this crazy man while he channeled the Perionic Elements, and then he wrote a four pager to BAN this fool like it was a ROBLOX server! Is all well? Find out next time!

nice

"Disregard this post I guess. I forgot these forums are filled with the people who have no idea what they're talking about." - Hummel.
Could you go more in depth about what you mean by that? to my knowledge, and I believe the knowledge of everyone else who read your post. What you did was against incriminating a person and wanting everyone to reject him for doing ♥♥♥♥ on your server that you didnt find ok, now why he did these things only you guys will know but I would suspect he wasnt very happy with the unit just like we were. We defend a guy against you people because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ you do, writing whole reports on some guy, recruiting on the 501st discord server, and 95% of you having been banned by VAC for whatever reason. And you call that dude scummy, this is why I have problems with SEAL teams, some might get it right and do it respectfully but there are others like you that are just a joke, I would have thought a SEAL team would have a long enough training to spot someone with 9 bans and wouldnt be such children but alas im disappointed.
At the rate you guys are going with your shenanigans of illegal reuploads etc. I will give you guys 2 months max.

Originally posted by andy:

Originally posted by V. Berlioz:

Here's my 99.9% fictional story about Seal Team Five.

It was the dead of night and that's in bold because I want to make it important. For the most (un)distinguished units, the not-so-trying times such as these are the very hours that they live for. Seal Team Five yearns to bathe in the moment of finding new recruits, and so through many hours of hamfisted typing through a flurry of keys both broken and jammed by stale bits of Cheetos, they manage to get just one recruit. They hope this man will compensate for the five they lost last week to Sams' endless hordes of copyright lawyers.

And so Seal Team 420 decided to train this man known only as Teabag, and Teabag seemed like a good man. He managed to pass with flying colors the training set upon him by the instructors of the prestigous SuccForce, despite the fact those instructors were the owner of the unit and two of his friends he met on Omegle and also were the instructors for the entire rest of the unit. Seal Team 69 overlooked the fact this guy had OVER 9000 VAC bans considering the majority of Seal Team XXX already had a Vac Ban or two to begin with so what's the problem if he just hacked his a.ss off nine times eh? Anyway the guy had enough alt accounts to build the US-Mexican border wall in a week and the unit didn't care about that anyway. Anyway, at 2700 hours the newcomer Teabag was invited to Seal Team Pizza Hut's first operation, where the wise prophets said he would distinguish himself as an incredible Definitively Intelligent Combat Kid, a term only used by Seal Team Donger to describe their wonderful newbies that were selected with the upmost grace and care.

But all was not well in Seal Team Suc.c's mission when they realized that Tebongo had already installed a new mod and they forgot to properly configure their Windows XP server they rented off of Basement Billy fo' $420.00 a year. They rushed to their stations and Commander J. Funnel decided that instead of directly engaging the traitor he must investigate while the unit suffers and their mission he spent weeks on goes to waste! Basement Billy is threatening to cancel their server lease because the server is now melting from all the IEDs Telephone has installed all over the map which are now blowing up civilians like George W. Bush did it! Funnel decided enough was enough and he formed a list of random people from Serbia that he believes are alt accounts of this crazy man while he channeled the Perionic Elements, and then he wrote a four pager to BAN this fool like it was a ROBLOX server! Is all well? Find out next time!

>brony

:HappyTim:

Greetings, member of Seal Team Five! Best Pony is in my profile picture.

Originally posted by Shoe:

Originally posted by Payne:

"Disregard this post I guess. I forgot these forums are filled with the people who have no idea what they're talking about." - Hummel.
Could you go more in depth about what you mean by that? to my knowledge, and I believe the knowledge of everyone else who read your post. What you did was against incriminating a person and wanting everyone to reject him for doing ♥♥♥♥ on your server that you didnt find ok, now why he did these things only you guys will know but I would suspect he wasnt very happy with the unit just like we were. We defend a guy against you people because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ you do, writing whole reports on some guy, recruiting on the 501st discord server, and 95% of you having been banned by VAC for whatever reason. And you call that dude scummy, this is why I have problems with SEAL teams, some might get it right and do it respectfully but there are others like you that are just a joke, I would have thought a SEAL team would have a long enough training to spot someone with 9 bans and wouldnt be such children but alas im disappointed.
At the rate you guys are going with your shenanigans of illegal reuploads etc. I will give you guys 2 months max.

*Cough Cough* Passed 2 Months

Two months from now boi. Jesus can anyone from this Seal Team Five besides J. Funnel write in complete sentences?

Originally posted by Shoe:

Originally posted by Payne:

"Disregard this post I guess. I forgot these forums are filled with the people who have no idea what they're talking about." - Hummel.
Could you go more in depth about what you mean by that? to my knowledge, and I believe the knowledge of everyone else who read your post. What you did was against incriminating a person and wanting everyone to reject him for doing ♥♥♥♥ on your server that you didnt find ok, now why he did these things only you guys will know but I would suspect he wasnt very happy with the unit just like we were. We defend a guy against you people because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ you do, writing whole reports on some guy, recruiting on the 501st discord server, and 95% of you having been banned by VAC for whatever reason. And you call that dude scummy, this is why I have problems with SEAL teams, some might get it right and do it respectfully but there are others like you that are just a joke, I would have thought a SEAL team would have a long enough training to spot someone with 9 bans and wouldnt be such children but alas im disappointed.
At the rate you guys are going with your shenanigans of illegal reuploads etc. I will give you guys 2 months max.

*Cough Cough* Passed 2 Months

im talking about 2 months from now you idiot, cute that your whole SEAL team is joining the show

Originally posted by Payne:

Originally posted by Shoe:

*Cough Cough* Passed 2 Months

im talking about 2 months from now you idiot, cute that your whole SEAL team is joining the show

I feel like the "eliteness" of the unit the Arma unit names itself after is directly inverse to the intelligence of the Arma unit itself.

Berlioz these people are deterorating my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain right now, how is it that people that try to represent the most elite force that the United States has, turns out to be a bunch of children that just dont understand the most basic of sentences, I have to give Hummel credit that he isnt as retarded as the rest of his unit, but jesus christ are these people a joke