Bonjour, Hola, Olá and Hallo!

The Procession to Calvary now includes French, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese and German subtitles. This update also adds an optional text background to improve readability, and fixes the 'two books' bug from the Mac a Linux builds. Hopefully it doesn't also break a bunch of stuff at the same time.

Fingers crossed!

:)

Joe

Do you like Trading Cards? Cos' if you like Trading Cards I have some good news for you vis-à-vis Trading Cards - The Procession to Calvary (previously devoid of Trading Cards) now features Trading Cards!! What a lovely day for fans of Trading Cards!

Death of the Reprobate - the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych – is coming to Steam. Find out more and view the new teaser trailer (and don't forget to hit the wishlist button!) here -

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739900/Death_of_the_Reprobate/

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The Procession to Calvary is now available on Nintendo Switch and Xbox, and will arrive on PlayStation later this week. So, eh, if you want to play The Procession to Calvary on Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week), GOOD NEWS! - If you search for The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week) you will be able to download and play The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week)!! Huzzah!!!

The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you bring the cake? Dude, you were supposed to bring the cake!

I did EVERYTHING! Do you have ANY IDEA how long this GIF took to render!? I can't believe you forgot the cake! The ONE THING I asked you to do!

I've had enough of this! Forget the dang party! SPIT OUT THAT VOL-AU-VENT!

There will be no DLC for you. And you can forget about the nauseatingly upbeat, 24 hour livestream of me playing the 'The Golden Age Adventure Games That Inspired Me'.

You're getting nothing.

P.S.

The 40% discount has already started, so I can't cancel that, but I would ask that you don't make use of it.

You haven't earned it.

Huzzah!

The time is finally upon us! The Procession to Calvary is now available for you to purchase on Steam, with a 10% discount for the next week.

Dust off your inventories and sharpen your sabres, it's time for a new adventure!

If you haven't yet played Four Last Things, never fear! The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, and features a few recurring characters, but the story can be played independently. If, however, you do want to catch up before you start, Four Last Things is also on sale for the next week, at 50% off!

Don't say I'm not good to you.

:)

Joe