You can view my review & gameplay here: https://youtu.be/XFwDhDk26Bo


So this is one of the worst games I have ever played on Steam VR. I don't know why Steam would allow this on their store. They need to raise their price so that people with games this bad aren't tempted to just list their game on the store (and Steam needs some minimum quality assurance on games they allow on the store).

Don't get me wrong, the game works as intended. It runs smoothly and I didn't experience any crashes. But the gameplay is so bland & boring. The graphics are one of the worst in VR. You basically shoot blocks that are supposed to be zombies. You can apparently play split-screen coop (but why would you do that to a friend or family?).

You can move in one direction (direction you're facing) and you can jump. You can shoot with either left or right hand or both, and these block looking bullets come out of your block guns at a slow speed. There's no point to anything though other than chasing a score if you enjoy shooting slow moving blocks that sometimes appear out of nowhere in a bland, blocky environment where I think I saw a sidewalk, a street, and a car and what may be buildings with windows (but it was hard to tell for sure).

Rate 2.5/10. I would rate lower, but at least it didn't crash, it ran smoothly, and I don't think it infected my computer with any viruses ... and no lootboxes or pay to win crap. So there's that.

Fun with friends

the worst game i have ever downloaded

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Slow.Bullet VR is a VR exclusive third perzon wave survival zombie shooter. The game features minimalist/low poly graphics, but it's unclear if this is due to lack of talent or budget to arrange better visuals. Gameplay consists of shooting waves of identical untextured cubes intended to represent zombies.

This is an extraordarily low quality game, the low poly assets are extremely lazy/phoned in, as the screenshots show.

This seems to have been made a VR exclusive to prevent any comparison with non-VR 3D games, a comparison that this game would fail very badly at. Developers must learn that while VR is great, if the only thing that makes the game great is the VR, then the game isn't great at all. Imagine a game so bad that it was made VR exclusive, in the hopes that would prevent people playing it and comparing it to professionally developed games.

While this is free, the quality is very low and this doesn't appear to be a serious, genuine attempt at making a video game. I can't recommend it.

What are you doing? How are you?

What am I doing? I'm set up to kill Paco like you asked me to. What do you mean, what am I doing?

Oh, right. Duh. Umm, here's the thing. I need you to wait, Barry, just a little bit longer for my signal.

Wait? For what? Wait...What... What signal? Why?

Because we sent bullet to the Bolivians.

You sent a bullet to the Bolivians? What, like in the mail?

DHL. It's actually really cool. So, Paco is our informant within the Bolivians. We tell him, "Trust us. Tell us everything you know." He tell us, because he is stupid, and now we have to kill him before he tell other people he tell us.

Okay, what does that have to do with mailing a bullet?

See, this way, we send message to the Bolivians, get inside their heads. They open mail. Bullet. "What?" Phone rings. "Hello?" Paco's dead? [SHOCKED] What?" Little "what" leads tobig "what" for full effect.

Hank, you can't do this to me right now, all right? I'm fully exposed here. I gotta do this now. All right? I gotta do it right now.

Well, when I get DHL confirmation...all right, that's when you kill Paco. Can you be a bro for me please? Wait for high sign?

Hank, I got a clear shot of Paco right now. I'm taking him. I'm not waiting for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullet.

I'd rather you did, though.

Oh my God. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe you're doing this to me, man. ♥♥♥♥ you! ♥♥♥♥ you and Pazar! ♥♥♥♥ you guys! Mailing a bullet? What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade am I in, man? You bald ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you, man.

Come on, you don't mean that. Website says it's out for delivery, so the bullet should be arriving anytime between now and midnight. Bolivian time. So just wait.