luck streak are a joke .

[Diminisher_qc]

5 games in a row where i cant play as a black orc

pick your poison :

3 out of the 5 games i suffered 5-6 removal by turn 4 ( usually all black orc and my troll not even gobo since they protected) even if im minimising tackle per turn to 1-3 max. as a bashing team being outnumbered heavily by turn 4 is gg. while not getting a singhle injkury myself on av 8 yes all these 3 game its been that insanely skewed.

one game i rolled 8 double skull
the other spent 12 rolls on a ball to never pick it up. beside the removal the double 1<s ect

ennemy throw teammate on my isolate ball carrier 8 squares away , rolls a 1 , but scatter exactly on my ball carrier , kills my ball carrier isolated near the td line and he lands on his feet.


uninstalling this ♥♥♥♥.

[vonFitzen]

Originally posted by Diminisher_qc:

5 games in a row where i cant play as a black orc

pick your poison :

3 out of the 5 games i suffered 5-6 removal by turn 4 ( usually all black orc and my troll not even gobo since they protected) even if im minimising tackle per turn to 1-3 max. as a bashing team being outnumbered heavily by turn 4 is gg. while not getting a singhle injkury myself on av 8 yes all these 3 game its been that insanely skewed.

one game i rolled 8 double skull
the other spent 12 rolls on a ball to never pick it up. beside the removal the double 1<s ect

ennemy throw teammate on my isolate ball carrier 8 squares away , rolls a 1 , but scatter exactly on my ball carrier , kills my ball carrier isolated near the td line and he lands on his feet.

This describes the most blatant example of a skill issue I think I've ever read.

Originally posted by Diminisher_qc:

uninstalling this ♥♥♥♥.

Didn't you say you were uninstalling this a month or two ago after a similarly unbelievable tirade..?

[Diminisher_qc]

tell me what is a skill issue in what i said.


getting 8 double skull in a game ? thats a clear skill issue

opponent rolling nealry 50 % injury ( not even ko) on av10 player multiple game in a row is a skill issue.

a perfect scatter of a player one in 400 chance on my player , killing it and landing is clearly a skill issue

i get it that your ready to do anything to defend this game but you got nothing to show for it.

i won 3 tournament in a row on team liquid , went 7-2 with black orc last season with black orc ( which is a sub par team ) but clearly im a total noob compared to mr von fitzen on steam.

im not the best but i guarantee you , you guys would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flip if youd get my kind of bad luck

we can go trough the replay if you want , i can prove you wrong.




yes i was the guy , i wondered if my bad luck had run out after a month but clearly , it has not and im gone for another few months lol

[vonFitzen]

Originally posted by Diminisher_qc:

tell me what is a skill issue in what i said.


getting 8 double skull in a game ? thats a clear skill issue

opponent rolling nealry 50 % injury ( not even ko) on av10 player multiple game in a row is a skill issue.

a perfect scatter of a player one in 400 chance on my player , killing it and landing is clearly a skill issue

i get it that your ready to do anything to defend this game but you got nothing to show for it.

i won 3 tournament in a row on team liquid , went 7-2 with black orc last season with black orc ( which is a sub par team ) but clearly im a total noob compared to mr von fitzen on steam.

im not the best but i guarantee you , you guys would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flip if youd get my kind of bad luck

we can go trough the replay if you want , i can prove you wrong.




yes i was the guy , i wondered if my bad luck had run out after a month but clearly , it has not and im gone for another few months lol

"we can go trough the replay if you want". I absolutely do want to see the game with multiple "nealry 50 % injury ( not even ko) on av10 player!", "scatter of a player one in 400 chance on my player , killing it". Yes, just the player getting killed by the thrown Gobbo would make it worth while, it sounds like an hilarious game. The "8 double skull" is unremarkable though, frankly so is the player getting killed by a flying Gobbo or Fling but it is always funny.
So yes, please post the replay so everyone can have a good look!

[houhetkort]

I love jokes, so yes please, post the replay

[vonFitzen]

Originally posted by houhetkort:

I love jokes, so yes please, post the replay

I think we both know they won't unfortunately. After all it's impossible to post a replay for something that doesn't exist...

On the subject of Things That Never Happened, I was particularly confused by the claim:

Originally posted by Diminisher_qc:

i won 3 tournament in a row on team liquid , went 7-2 with black orc last season with black orc ( which is a sub par team ) but clearly im a total noob compared to mr von fitzen on steam.

I thought Liquid stopped hosting a Blood Bowl league over a decade ago. I might be wrong of course, but even then given what the OP's complaining about, they "won 3 tournament in a row on team liquid"!?
Yeah, that's what didn't happen the most...

[crazy.culture]

We must everyone encourage to share the replay.

It's a Blood Bowl Match - must be a very nice one. I have seen those things happen even in real life tournaments* on the board (yeah, maybe not exactly like described here, but come on: you all know what i want to say...).
NOT A SINGLE real life player would complain about that. All poeple around usually watch interested, have fun, celebrate and clap - pat both coaches on the back... and so one.

Everyone is proud to see those things - again, it's Blood Bowl. It's story telling...

When it has happened, tough...
No proof - no fun. Pointless.

Stay away from discussions when there is no evidence.
(even i should not write here really)

*(last tournament i myself achived a single halfling throw-team-mate with hitting 5 players in sum, sending 3 of them from the pitch and clearing an unlikely path to the opponents ball carrier... so what? At least 4 players around watching... High Five with the opponent, lot's of laughing and appreciative reactions... not a single complaint)

[Krystalliquide]

i'm an ex free masson reptilian cultist and i confirm.... we use to elect some random gamer on the internet, following astrological reason and mess with their RNG online.... just not often enough to be detected.

Our BB3 team had some issue at first with this game because of the possibility to post and save replay...but they found out that for every 1 they give at the critical hand off turn 16, they must give a 6 in a useless dodge somewhere else so it reamain hidden.... for every doble skull on a ball carrier about to score they give a doble pow in a random lino somewhere else.

i asked why they were so mean, they said that it was purelly sadistic

[vonFitzen]

Originally posted by crazy.culture:

We must everyone encourage to share the replay.

Agreed!

Originally posted by Diminisher_qc:

we can go trough the replay if you want , i can prove you wrong.

Share the replay! SHARE THE REPLAY! SHARE THE REPLAY!

Originally posted by Krystalliquide:

i'm an ex free masson reptilian cultist and i confirm.... we use to elect some random gamer on the internet, following astrological reason and mess with their RNG online.... just not often enough to be detected.

Our BB3 team had some issue at first with this game because of the possibility to post and save replay...but they found out that for every 1 they give at the critical hand off turn 16, they must give a 6 in a useless dodge somewhere else so it reamain hidden.... for every doble skull on a ball carrier about to score they give a doble pow in a random lino somewhere else.

i asked why they were so mean, they said that it was purelly sadistic

Can confirm, I was the dice.