Guard Dialogue Overhaul
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ScoutxD Dec 6 @ 9:36am 
Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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Will Come True:
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*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
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*Now Find The Mistake:
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*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposit
bigmadoggg Dec 1 @ 7:06pm 
Do i llook like i fetch the MEAD
NaughtiusMaximus Nov 25 @ 11:54pm 
Does anyone know how to undo a bug that sounds like i just casted a healing spell on myself or just got hit with an ice spell that never goes away? If anyone has any idea that would be awesome because in all honestly it just ruins the audio experience of the game. (not a bug related to this mod i'm pretty sure)
sschubby Nov 21 @ 5:50pm 
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ManOnFire Nov 21 @ 1:51am 
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ManOnFire Nov 21 @ 1:50am 
*jacoobcake* you can fight back by posting this


ManOnFire Nov 21 @ 1:49am 
*jacoobcake* because it is a text art
Officer Jenkins Nov 7 @ 5:00pm 
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Sld.2me.Classe Nov 4 @ 12:26pm 
in french too this mod please
jacooobcake Oct 17 @ 8:34am 
Why is BOB alive?
Gol Zin Oct 17 @ 2:50am 
First of all.....Delete Bob and BAN the person who put him here.

@Sgt.....Ive had this mod for so long I cant imagine my game without it...The Voice acting on the Guards that speak to your PC is EXACTLY the sameas in the Vanilla game you just hear more respectable and respected commments { "How do you do Thane?.....What do you need Bard?) and less comments about getting arrows in the knee and Stolen Sweet Rolls. it just takes time as your PC becomes more well known ( and finishes certain questlines)....ive never had a prblem with this mod.
Dulcius_Ex_Asper Oct 16 @ 2:22pm 
To be clear, none of these modified dialogue lines involve crappy voice acting, correct? I would like for them to sound like actual guards.
Cambion Oct 16 @ 6:44am 
It would be great if you could make a version taht automaticly only chances the dialog for guards and never touches the other NPCs, because it's a bit anoying to have to do that in console for every single play-trough, further it seems perfect, so I try it.

Also, on the Nexus, you state:From GDO v1.3 onwards, support will now be included for SPIKE – VE.
This Compatibility System requires no separate Masterfile to be included and completely replaces SPIKE.
Doesn't that measn you can upload that version without the need of Spike.esm? Doesn't that fix the whole no spike problme on steam? Just wondering.

I shall download on the nexus just in case.
AlienBastard Oct 16 @ 5:26am 
gaurd 1: "I Used to be An Adventurer like you till i took an arrow to the knee" (gaurds 2-9001....etc.)......may any who repeat these words more then 1 time never reach sovngarde and go to the amber plains of the daedra plz and thank you and never come again!!!...lol anyway subscribing
RoyalFlush30 Oct 16 @ 12:32am 
i cannot really tell the difference
gothgeek9966 Oct 15 @ 8:25pm 
I don't have the urge to do the Namira quest just so I can kill the guards and feast on their obnoxious asses anymore, so that's good...
fytogili Oct 11 @ 2:13am 
a come on... and i thought you could change the same old bullshit the gaurds tell you when you have a 320000bounty on your head.... its annoing.. if you could make a mod that instead of I SUBMIT TAKE ME TO PRISON, ID RATHER DIE THAN GO TO PRISON, PAY XXX MONEY... you could make another option GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY BITCH or something to make gaurd stay away from you and cry in a corner from fear... that would be awesome
"I Used to be An Adventurer like you till i took an arrow to the knee" these were the only words known in 2011 many have sufferd spam because many have lost thier sanity drain because of this these "words" are evil do not underestimate them they can dig into your soul
0perator 88 Oct 6 @ 3:01am 
cool. subscribing.
fcbcobos Sep 28 @ 11:13am 
thks
Eck  [author] Sep 20 @ 2:47pm 
@balloran, thanks for the assist :)

It's also in the description above and the ReadMe.
balloran Sep 11 @ 8:08pm 
Nexus has Instructions on how to disable Guard dialogue for other NPCs : LL of the Guard Dialogue is ONLY spoken by Guards, use the Console command:
Set GDOExtraNPCs To 0
Once disabled, this feature will remain disabled for that character. Any new game will begin with the feature enabled.
Commander Dylan Aug 29 @ 1:36am 
it makes every frickin character with the same damn voice actor as a guard use the same dang dialogue. mjoll now only uses female guard dialogue along with any other female nord with the same voice.
legocruiser Aug 28 @ 9:31pm 
A nice thing to do is to make sure it has been cleaned with TES5Edit. Just means another title you can give this amazing mod!
fuzzyg00se Aug 18 @ 6:45pm 
Well done. I no longer have to murder guards for their insolence
strikhedonia13 Aug 18 @ 5:21am 
Amazing work on this. The guards are much less irritating to walk past now.
Rammsestein Aug 14 @ 8:35am 
Could you make me or us mod where guards don´t say Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
i hate it. i am warrior with honor but i like shadowcloak of nocturnal and that power increases always sneak skill and then guards start saying that to me and I HATE IT so plz plz plz make mod like that.
abahachino Aug 6 @ 3:45pm 
FINALY!! now the guards really respect me, thanks dude!!
sad0clown Aug 5 @ 1:10am 
thank you for your mod! very good! 8-)
rhutchinson101 Jul 29 @ 5:23am 
I've got my player to level 39. After finishing the Alduin missions they are more respectful. Before that I had moments of near genocide, because they are cheeky bastards. Great mod & thanks for uploading.
iiyama Jul 25 @ 9:01pm 
Wow, that really helped improve the dialogue, and so smoothly I'm not 100% sure which are yours and which are normally ingame. Nicely done!
aquakid003 Jul 18 @ 12:28am 
AWSOME AS HECK, all that needs too be said
LilyNeurotic Jul 16 @ 12:06am 
Really well balanced. I didn't realize how many of the Guard comments were jarring and immersion breaking until I got this. Once the comments started actually matching up to the actions I was taking, it was surprising how much it improved the game experience
The Noise Jul 13 @ 11:39pm 
@handsomerb Yeah, you're a werewolf.
Buddy8848 Jul 12 @ 6:47pm 
would like it exept.... even though im not a khajiit, all i hear is "is that hair, growing out of your ears?"
Ya Boy Zac Jul 10 @ 9:49pm 
Makes me feel good.
Blazerx100 Jul 6 @ 6:29pm 
I am not dissapoint
Gorilla Jul 2 @ 10:56am 
A mod that makes guard actually seem like they know I can kick thier ass, and they respect me? Downloading now.
Jamez Jul 1 @ 7:18am 
A mod that makes Skyrim play experience much more life-like. Thanks!
Tehlildevil Jun 23 @ 1:04pm 
Thanks alot
TofuBearMeat Jun 21 @ 7:56am 
Good mod! It really improved the annoying guards. Thank you.
Bullwinkle Jun 20 @ 8:50pm 
What an amazing concept: the things the guards say are appropriate for the moment at hand. Good mod!
Spazhands12 Jun 19 @ 8:28pm 
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
you mother fuckin gaurd
neilbryson Jun 16 @ 4:11am 
Thank you. This mod saved a lot of guards' lives.
YourFestivePickle Jun 15 @ 7:01pm 
@Jakenator96 No. I get comments on how I killed Alduin and how I ma the leader of the companions almost constantly. And arrow to the knee.
Boot Jun 14 @ 11:44am 
Now I dont have to slay the guards for talking smack.
Timesplitter Jun 3 @ 10:57am 
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nekonooni May 22 @ 9:17am 
i can't wait to try this out. definitely subscribed! ^.^
nywolfspirit05 May 20 @ 7:05pm 
Excellent improvement, thanks
H3rb3rt We5t May 14 @ 4:00pm 
Thank you for sparing me from having to continuously hear the same five lines of recorded speech!