Killer's Cutlery
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Burning Icecream Mar 13 @ 4:38pm 
I can't belive noone has thought of making this weapon.

Stats should be:
ON KILL:Enemy drops a sandwich, davolkahs bar, or a buffalo steak sandwich. Picking it up gives you the effects that you would get if you would have eaten it (Minus the negative effects of the Buffalo Steak Sandwich)
-30 damage
Strigon #jellycastle Oct 21, 2013 @ 4:33am 
"I won 2Fort with a spoon."---I long for the day when I can say that.
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!
BECAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE
IT
ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAWESOME!
Great Master Ty Oct 16, 2013 @ 7:33pm 
Honestly, I think it's better and even more funny with the Heavy having a tiny spoon.
J-Der Oct 8, 2013 @ 9:26pm 
Heavy's spoon should be larger, for comedic effect(IMO)
jack davoren. Jul 20, 2013 @ 1:45pm 
um wheres download link?
[NOR] MrCookiePixel Jul 20, 2013 @ 12:42am 
how do i download it?
wowkid84 Mar 12, 2013 @ 11:40am 
cool cool cool we shold play this game together



Manny Feb 27, 2013 @ 9:48pm 
"I eat little babies"
Tinykangaroo Jan 21, 2013 @ 12:14pm 
LOL
[cy4g]skiller1324 Jan 21, 2013 @ 7:29am 
love it
I.M.D.C. Oct 18, 2012 @ 6:17pm 
Не бойся ложки, бойся вилки,один удар - четыре дырки.
☠The Punisher!☠ Oct 17, 2012 @ 11:43am 
Who is hungry here!
I give you five minutes just to sit and eat
If not spy stab you, and the heavy will eat you like a sandvich! :D
EL Jafar Apr 20, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
(explosion)
EL Jafar Apr 20, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mexibro Apr 3, 2012 @ 11:29am 
i would love to spoon stab , it would be fun if a backstab with a spoon took a bit longer lol
[DP!] Dr Medic Van Glickensberg Mar 25, 2012 @ 11:05pm 
awsm! 1 prob though, how to download it?
Gunnar Mar 23, 2012 @ 6:02pm 
omg that would look so so SO awesome to backstab a heavy with a spoon xD
[DFS] Derpy Mar 5, 2012 @ 10:15pm 
If team fortress 2 does not allow this in game, I am going to kill the person that declined this to be in TF2 but its a very good melee weapon XD
ChaosSwissroll - Scrap Banker Mar 2, 2012 @ 5:19pm 
also mose forks and sppons have somewhat of a bend to the handle, through the entirty or just before the spoon/fork part.
ChaosSwissroll - Scrap Banker Mar 2, 2012 @ 5:18pm 
if you'r unwilling to add a knife, then atleast add a spork.
Spytacular Feb 28, 2012 @ 8:37pm 
The Horribly Slow Muderer with a Extremely Inefficient Weapon
[RS/CZ] Damian0358 Feb 26, 2012 @ 3:59am 
I think we also need a Kitchen Knife style, then Spy would have a full set of kitchen utensils.
Snowshoe/Red3Gb Feb 25, 2012 @ 9:22pm 
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!1! [$(5)$]
Jeoffrey Feb 24, 2012 @ 4:40am 
lol nice man XD
M-NINJA  [author] Feb 23, 2012 @ 8:08pm 
I've been "away" for a while, that is from TF2 modeling and the workshop.
I plan on updating a few of my projects this weekend to include more pictures, LODs, and some community suggestions.
Jukes of Hazard Feb 23, 2012 @ 3:20pm 
I like the idea of the fork. From the sole photo, I'd be inclined to think the model and the texture could use improvement. Please add more photos.
noobfox Feb 23, 2012 @ 12:27pm 
I don't know how the models themselves look, but it's a well fitting idea.
DrFrostyPhD Feb 22, 2012 @ 8:20pm 
My current knife is named 'Frosty's Spoon', ROFL!
Sstickman Feb 22, 2012 @ 5:48pm 
OHHH NOOO DONT STAB ME TO DEATH WITH THAT FLAMING SHARP KNIFE :D
RATE UPPP!!!
Jay Feb 22, 2012 @ 12:36pm 
So about that guy who got knifed..That's forked up, man..
BOOOOO!
Too spoon?
JKtoday (Apathy Enthusiast) Feb 21, 2012 @ 5:17pm 
ouch! I would hate that jabbed inbetween my vertabrae.
PRIE$T Feb 21, 2012 @ 2:15am 
haha, now you can 'spoon' people to death :D
BunBun McFunFun Feb 20, 2012 @ 5:55pm 
now this is something i would like to see, i love silly weapons in tf2 (the holy mackerel is a good example)
99Sins Feb 20, 2012 @ 7:48am 
Should have the same abilities as Conniver's Kunai but this time the body dissapears and maybe a liver or kidney stays behind (whichever is worst for yout eat). slap on a zombie outfit and your done (of course talking about it for spies)
Dragonden12 Feb 17, 2012 @ 9:02pm 
cannibles
Yat @The Handwich Feb 17, 2012 @ 6:04pm 
The incredibly slow death with the incredibly inneficient weapon.
hurrdahurrdahurr Feb 17, 2012 @ 4:58pm 
No spork? I am disappoint.
jes324 Feb 17, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
me like
THEKING1010 Feb 17, 2012 @ 2:22pm 
looks great!i think they need to make a knife thats a screwdriver
Secret Asian Man {Trumar} Feb 17, 2012 @ 1:35pm 
back spooning
Mushishi tower of druaga 07ghost Feb 17, 2012 @ 11:20am 
LOL a fuckin fork XDXDXDXD BEST IDEA EVAAAA
Lam0o Feb 16, 2012 @ 11:47pm 
faster eating rate for sanvich :D
Meika Feb 16, 2012 @ 5:54pm 
wow, it's a very original idea and would fit well with the TF2 in game humour nicely.
Infrared Riding Hood Feb 16, 2012 @ 5:40pm 
Huge fork.
Le Spy Petite Zizi Feb 16, 2012 @ 3:09am 
OMG to scary they won't let it be in the game, i just pissed my self
UNICORNFLAMINGOKITTENSWAGZ Feb 15, 2012 @ 4:34pm 
AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Djej god of pans Feb 15, 2012 @ 1:15pm 
spy yes heavy .... a utter no
Pro{Dimka}-->Mozg{OFF}.net Feb 14, 2012 @ 11:51pm 
орегинально)
MarshmalloWhale Feb 14, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
Hell ya!
"Hungry... Stab Human And Eat!"
{XOR} Feb 14, 2012 @ 10:07am 
YES