Gaben Vow
702 Comments
< >
=[o.W.n]= Matihood1 Apr 12 @ 2:58pm 
Uncompatibile? LOL
EXPAND DONG {STE} Jan 20 @ 7:42pm 
s gud
such deal, very with it Jan 13 @ 5:11am 
Do no Episode 3.
A Rare Kinda Piggle Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:10pm 
Greatest item in TF2 history
Pootispow! the Lucario Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
I burst into laughter after seeing this...XD
on vacation so suck it Dec 3, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
Gaben personally declared this item incompatible.
electropretzel Dec 2, 2013 @ 6:26am 
So awesome
Jooris | dolphiN Dec 1, 2013 @ 8:25am 
I want this as a skin. :)
Kayliah Nov 22, 2013 @ 10:51am 
Valve valve... You tell this item is incompatible but...Come on ! You added "Gabe Glasses" so, is a bit troll and you maked MLP (Horrible) item so...
[Dark]laslax Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:20pm 
Incompatable because it dosent delay hl3
Doge 2: Electric Boogaloo™ Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:14am 
not compatable due to butthurt
SamuraiSoldier™ Sep 30, 2013 @ 5:02pm 
Incompatible cuz too op.
invaderlolly Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:19pm 
Ok steam like NEEDS to put this in! even if it's just a skin to cover over the original Solemn Vow but does the same things that the Solemn Vow does but just looks like this at least PLEASE Steam! add this! that would be awesome!
WATCH_DOGE Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:20pm 
gaben.... likes the spy.... what's next? steve jobs is actually bill gates?
PikaPoot! Sep 24, 2013 @ 6:27pm 
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE YOU FUCKING BITCHES INCOMPATABLE?!?!? WHY?!?!!?!?! D:
Ganx Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:30am 
Gabe nemell ?
tf2
Panzerschreck Sep 21, 2013 @ 10:21am 
Incompatible? Really valve?
Mr.Chocolatez ;3 Aug 9, 2013 @ 6:08am 
:O
yura499 Jul 29, 2013 @ 10:17am 
Incompatible? GABEN
ErnieTheGreatest Jul 26, 2013 @ 4:21pm 
HOLY SHIT "GABE BUNDLE" THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA
SirToasty Jul 24, 2013 @ 9:42pm 
might as well add this we got dem gabe glasses already we need a gabe bundle
Mastermoo123 Jul 22, 2013 @ 1:19pm 
Its a real shame this was not added in the new update
TheNoobThatWas Jul 15, 2013 @ 5:38pm 
Or could we get a skin?
TheNoobThatWas Jul 15, 2013 @ 5:37pm 
Is it a skin?
marunias Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:41am 
it is too good for TF2 and it' s incompatible
TheRealWarrior0 Jul 2, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
where can i download this as a mod?
420 blaze it fgt lft weed smoker Jul 2, 2013 @ 7:31am 
YES
ϟKiLlzNissλnSkylineϟ Jun 27, 2013 @ 7:43am 
Incompatible? With TF2? *facepalm*...

Gabe Newell owns Valve and TF2, this can't be considered to be "fair". I think it's supposed to be some troll who reported this because that unserious joke is too racist to the Valve owner. :s
Squid (Be back soon) Jun 22, 2013 @ 9:48am 
On hit: Delays Ep3 (Or HL3)
[iNS] Deadpool Jun 17, 2013 @ 9:24pm 
Too (Episode 2 1/2) Bad This Wasnt Added
PeanutM&M-senpai Jun 6, 2013 @ 4:54pm 
on hit: tells victim HL3 is coming out soon, stops heart, killing victim
+20%longer weapon switch
+2000% HL3 delay time
MrCrossa May 1, 2013 @ 11:13pm 
Please at least put it up for download.
Pootin' on Ukraine May 1, 2013 @ 11:07pm 
any way to use as a skin for the solemn vow?
LeGamer Apr 26, 2013 @ 9:36pm 
So thats how Episode 3 got Delayed.... Most Overused joke
RAT.EthanHike Apr 10, 2013 @ 3:30pm 
we all know we can cant have it because gaben problay uses it himself
TheScoutDude7021 -=EG=- Apr 6, 2013 @ 10:11am 
Gaben Vow
On hit: Steals the wallet from the victim.
-15% health on wearer.
No random critical hits.
Michael Cera With A Moustache Feb 16, 2013 @ 5:21pm 
Sorry man. It's like what Chris Handsome said, "This item has been rejected due to butthurt". this would've been a funny addition to the game.
Chinigan Feb 9, 2013 @ 7:35pm 
"This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2." I can't stop laughing.
Tommy Wiseau Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:42pm 
*this item has been rejected due to butthurt
iSmile02 Jan 26, 2013 @ 10:18pm 
If I had a bust of a Gaben Head, I'd definitely play Medic more.
Miss Andry Jan 24, 2013 @ 9:43am 
I would like to install this over vanilla Solemn Vow.
Kermit the Frog Jan 5, 2013 @ 7:12pm 
"see the instruction page" psh the only reason this isn't in game is because the Gabe got butthurt and threw a temper tantrum.
Papaco Jan 1, 2013 @ 5:14pm 
The question is Gaben didn aprove, so its still bad to see this going to trash can!
Magnus Dux Awesomiae XLII Dec 31, 2012 @ 10:56am 
Pisto, you're no Valve employee. Also, Valve is owned by Gabe Newell. TF2 is owned by Valve. Ergo, TF2 is owned by Gabe Newell. Gabe Newell is owned by Gabe Newell, thus this item can be added to the game without any problem whatsoever. (also, Gabe should get an unusual version of this)
Papaco Dec 29, 2012 @ 1:34pm 
This the problem Gaben its an intelectual property(an person)
Copyright infringement: Even if you made the model yourself, if you used an existing likeness, it’s copyright infringement. We can't and won't put other people's intellectual property in our game, for the simple reason that we don't own it. They do. We will automatically reject any items based on existing intellectual property.
Biggest Kirby in the World Dec 21, 2012 @ 7:12am 
Valve, WHY NOT?
Blihk™ Dec 20, 2012 @ 3:44pm 
+on hit steals victims money
-hits soon (valve t ime)
Blihk™ Dec 20, 2012 @ 3:43pm 
lolz
TheNoobThatWas Dec 16, 2012 @ 5:02pm 
Skin :3
TheNoobThatWas Dec 16, 2012 @ 5:01pm 
Aww