Gaben Vow
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This sucks on ice! Jul 17 @ 2:55pm 
I think it has something to do with "Gaben" and "Do Not Delay".

By the way, how do i stop two Gabens?
mega lemon Jul 4 @ 2:21pm 
Until a valiant adventurer seeked and claimed the gaben vow. He knew alone he could not handle the power of it, so he found the one market of gaming GAMEBANNANA and gave it to the wise wizard TheNoobThatWas who then transformed the relic into a reskin so all could use it. Now only time will tell of it's power.
mrbooboostank Jun 27 @ 1:50pm 
There is a legend of an incredibly powerful weapon known only as the Gaben Vow. Speaking a request to this weapon would force Gabe Newell to perform it. Soon, word of the Gaben vow reached Valve headquarters and frightened Gabe. He realised someone would tell the vow to release HL3 and Valve would be forced to make videogames again. In a fit of rage Gabe Newell found the legendary weapon and marked is as incompatible, pushing it to the darkest corners of the workshop. It is believed that if the weapon were ever to be recovered the power it has stored would be released causing a vast server ripple across Valve, resulting in millions of workshop submissions being deleted. But this is all speculation as the only computer able to recover the item is Gabe Newell's...
Super Mario Jun 26 @ 10:11am 
wow much gaben. such unoriginal. very skin tho. wow
Matihood1 Jun 20 @ 3:41pm 
This is just a weapon. It can't be incompatibile. It's just Gabe didn't like it.
Some Random Guy Jun 8 @ 3:32pm 
Either it really isn't incompatible or Gabe just didn't like it :P
Rubber Chop Suey Jun 2 @ 1:44pm 
The do not delay is a refrence to the original solem vow that says do no harm. This version has to do with gaben canceling the long waited game half life 3 and says Do not Delay.
Pirate Shrek Jun 2 @ 3:36am 
I love this so much... but I don't get the 'Do Not Delay' plaque. Can someone explain it? I'm thinking it has something to do with GabeN delaying HL3.
This.
Smelly Apr 20 @ 8:43pm 
Solemn Valve
♫Chungchangching♫ Apr 19 @ 7:37pm 
add it add it
Matihood1 Apr 12 @ 2:58pm 
Uncompatibile? LOL
GARY MOTHA G Jan 20 @ 7:42pm 
s gud
Do no Episode 3.
A Rare Kinda Piggle Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:10pm 
Greatest item in TF2 history
The Waylon Smithers dancers Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
I burst into laughter after seeing this...XD
Double A Dec 3, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
Gaben personally declared this item incompatible.
electropretzel Dec 2, 2013 @ 6:26am 
So awesome
Lenereen Dec 1, 2013 @ 8:25am 
I want this as a skin. :)
Kayliah Nov 22, 2013 @ 10:51am 
Valve valve... You tell this item is incompatible but...Come on ! You added "Gabe Glasses" so, is a bit troll and you maked MLP (Horrible) item so...
laslax Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:20pm 
Incompatable because it dosent delay hl3
Doge 2: Electric Boogaloo™ Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:14am 
not compatable due to butthurt
[AOD]SamuraiSoldier Sep 30, 2013 @ 5:02pm 
Incompatible cuz too op.
invaderlolly Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:19pm 
Ok steam like NEEDS to put this in! even if it's just a skin to cover over the original Solemn Vow but does the same things that the Solemn Vow does but just looks like this at least PLEASE Steam! add this! that would be awesome!
Советский медвед Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:20pm 
gaben.... likes the spy.... what's next? steve jobs is actually bill gates?
LuigiBoxspenser Sep 24, 2013 @ 6:27pm 
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE YOU FUCKING BITCHES INCOMPATABLE?!?!? WHY?!?!!?!?! D:
Ganx Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:30am 
Gabe nemell ?
tf2
Schultz Sep 21, 2013 @ 10:21am 
Incompatible? Really valve?
Mr.Chocolatez ;3 Aug 9, 2013 @ 6:08am 
:O
yura499 Jul 29, 2013 @ 10:17am 
Incompatible? GABEN
ErnieTheGreatest Jul 26, 2013 @ 4:21pm 
HOLY SHIT "GABE BUNDLE" THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA
I.C. Wiener Jul 24, 2013 @ 9:42pm 
might as well add this we got dem gabe glasses already we need a gabe bundle
[Moysernary] Mastermoo123 Jul 22, 2013 @ 1:19pm 
Its a real shame this was not added in the new update
TheNoobThatWas Jul 15, 2013 @ 5:38pm 
Or could we get a skin?
TheNoobThatWas Jul 15, 2013 @ 5:37pm 
Is it a skin?
marunias Jul 10, 2013 @ 6:41am 
it is too good for TF2 and it' s incompatible
TheRealWarrior0 Jul 2, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
where can i download this as a mod?
WtD' Soupy Jul 2, 2013 @ 7:31am 
YES
ϟKiLlzNissλnSkylineϟ Jun 27, 2013 @ 7:43am 
Incompatible? With TF2? *facepalm*...

Gabe Newell owns Valve and TF2, this can't be considered to be "fair". I think it's supposed to be some troll who reported this because that unserious joke is too racist to the Valve owner. :s
Squid (Asshat) Jun 22, 2013 @ 9:48am 
On hit: Delays Ep3 (Or HL3)
[iNS] Deadpool Jun 17, 2013 @ 9:24pm 
Too (Episode 2 1/2) Bad This Wasnt Added
Aidnyan Jun 6, 2013 @ 4:54pm 
on hit: tells victim HL3 is coming out soon, stops heart, killing victim
+20%longer weapon switch
+2000% HL3 delay time
MrCrossa May 1, 2013 @ 11:13pm 
Please at least put it up for download.
Master of the Continuum May 1, 2013 @ 11:07pm 
any way to use as a skin for the solemn vow?
-[RWBY]- ♠Blake Belladonna♠ Apr 26, 2013 @ 9:36pm 
So thats how Episode 3 got Delayed.... Most Overused joke
RAT•EthanHike Apr 10, 2013 @ 3:30pm 
we all know we can cant have it because gaben problay uses it himself
CSConLosPibes wGaMeRs.nEt Apr 6, 2013 @ 10:11am 
Gaben Vow
On hit: Steals the wallet from the victim.
-15% health on wearer.
No random critical hits.
Carl Wheezer Feb 16, 2013 @ 5:21pm 
Sorry man. It's like what Chris Handsome said, "This item has been rejected due to butthurt". this would've been a funny addition to the game.
Chinigan Feb 9, 2013 @ 7:35pm 
"This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2." I can't stop laughing.
Ez Peru Ez Life Feb 2, 2013 @ 4:42pm 
*this item has been rejected due to butthurt