Gaben Vow
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BananaSquid May 23 @ 10:33am 
Why not? This is awesome
Tony Apr 5 @ 12:46pm 
Gabe Newell: Umm No
Tony Apr 5 @ 12:46pm 
Guys i have Exclusive words on this workshop item by Gabe Newell himself
Arlen Jan 19 @ 1:31am 
I think you know why...
nennog Dec 28, 2014 @ 9:09am 
Now why is this not compatible?
Lazor Nov 13, 2014 @ 8:12am 
im pretty sure that this is a secret valve weapon that is made to kill everyone and everything that offends gabe...
KritzPotato Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:12pm 
lol ikr
Half master the Comrade Oct 28, 2014 @ 1:41am 
"This item is incompatible"
You made gaben angry
[ThisLD]Rikimaru (из Dota 2) Oct 27, 2014 @ 1:41am 
Gaben Vow
Level 51 Boss of Valve
+100,000,000 HP
+100% Damage to Spies
+100% Damage to Buildings
+99999900%Damage Bonus
+On Kill:Speed,damage and uber
[香港]StingerRPG Oct 20, 2014 @ 7:06am 
Gaben Vow
Lv100 Tiny Statue of GOD
+99999900%Damage Bonus
On Hit:Random Gaben speeches about HL3 is bursted for 5 seconds
On Hit:Causes Jarate Effect,Mad Milk Effect,Scared and Bleeding Effect
+10000%Firing Rate
+5000 Health on Wearer
+On Kill:Earns Full Crits for 20 seconds
+On Kill:Speed,damage and invisible Effect is added to All Classes and All Weapons
+Weapon Has Professional Killstreak on,and can be switched to golden or normal
+When Having a Killstreak Each 5 Kills,will stun all enemies and all allies to stunned and frozen
Effect:Gaben Faces+Valve Sparkle+Massive Valve Sign Floating
An Ordinary Engi Sep 27, 2014 @ 10:56am 
Gaben Vow
Level 51 Boss of Valve
+On hit: HL3 is completed by 10 hours
+100,000,000 Health for Gabe Newell
-100% Damage to Spies
-100% Damage to Buildings
An Ordinary Engi Sep 27, 2014 @ 10:51am 
There stands a tale of the Gaben Vow. It began by a lone man reskinning the Vow named Orko, who then made this. Valve got word of it and Gabe Newell became frightened, and said people could mistake the item for him. He marked it incompatible to prevent the inevitable. If he were to accidentally re-add it, chaos would spread, Keys would be 1 scrap, and Vowss would be 90 buds! He puts it in a folder, safe from damage, until it's rise...
[香港]StingerRPG Sep 8, 2014 @ 10:04pm 
Bursting into laughter now
PrototypedSpaghettiiWithJuice Sep 1, 2014 @ 10:19am 
alternate style for the solemn vow
Xissor Aug 31, 2014 @ 6:05am 
Awesome!
Gumpyro Aug 15, 2014 @ 1:49am 
blasphemy to gaben
Phoenix Wright Aug 14, 2014 @ 11:50pm 
█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out
This sucks on ice! Aug 9, 2014 @ 5:02am 
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This sucks on ice! Jul 17, 2014 @ 2:55pm 
I think it has something to do with "Gaben" and "Do Not Delay".

By the way, how do i stop two Gabens?
[CGC] Power lemon Jul 4, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
Until a valiant adventurer seeked and claimed the gaben vow. He knew alone he could not handle the power of it, so he found the one market of gaming GAMEBANNANA and gave it to the wise wizard TheNoobThatWas who then transformed the relic into a reskin so all could use it. Now only time will tell of it's power.
mrbooboostank Jun 27, 2014 @ 1:50pm 
There is a legend of an incredibly powerful weapon known only as the Gaben Vow. Speaking a request to this weapon would force Gabe Newell to perform it. Soon, word of the Gaben vow reached Valve headquarters and frightened Gabe. He realised someone would tell the vow to release HL3 and Valve would be forced to make videogames again. In a fit of rage Gabe Newell found the legendary weapon and marked is as incompatible, pushing it to the darkest corners of the workshop. It is believed that if the weapon were ever to be recovered the power it has stored would be released causing a vast server ripple across Valve, resulting in millions of workshop submissions being deleted. But this is all speculation as the only computer able to recover the item is Gabe Newell's...
Toy Freddy & Freddy Fazbear Jun 26, 2014 @ 10:11am 
wow much gaben. such unoriginal. very skin tho. wow
Matihood1 [TG] Jun 20, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
This is just a weapon. It can't be incompatibile. It's just Gabe didn't like it.
Some Random Guy Jun 8, 2014 @ 3:32pm 
Either it really isn't incompatible or Gabe just didn't like it :P
Adrenaline Rush Jun 2, 2014 @ 1:44pm 
The do not delay is a refrence to the original solem vow that says do no harm. This version has to do with gaben canceling the long waited game half life 3 and says Do not Delay.
Dя. Spork Jun 2, 2014 @ 3:36am 
I love this so much... but I don't get the 'Do Not Delay' plaque. Can someone explain it? I'm thinking it has something to do with GabeN delaying HL3.
lunar May 16, 2014 @ 6:50am 
This.
Meddle Apr 20, 2014 @ 8:43pm 
Solemn Valve
XxMLGchungchangchingxX Apr 19, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
add it add it
Matihood1 [TG] Apr 12, 2014 @ 2:58pm 
Uncompatibile? LOL
State Certified Online Gamer Jan 20, 2014 @ 7:42pm 
s gud
robert cop Jan 13, 2014 @ 5:11am 
Do no Episode 3.
A Rare Kinda Piggle Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:10pm 
Greatest item in TF2 history
FranciumFreak Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
I burst into laughter after seeing this...XD
Ogreaggressive Dec 3, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
Gaben personally declared this item incompatible.
Aponace Dec 2, 2013 @ 6:26am 
So awesome
that one soldier Dec 1, 2013 @ 8:25am 
I want this as a skin. :)
Kayliah Nov 22, 2013 @ 10:51am 
Valve valve... You tell this item is incompatible but...Come on ! You added "Gabe Glasses" so, is a bit troll and you maked MLP (Horrible) item so...
laslax Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:20pm 
Incompatable because it dosent delay hl3
Doge 2: Electric Boogaloo™ Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:14am 
not compatable due to butthurt
SamuraiSoldier Sep 30, 2013 @ 5:02pm 
Incompatible cuz too op.
invaderlolly Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:19pm 
Ok steam like NEEDS to put this in! even if it's just a skin to cover over the original Solemn Vow but does the same things that the Solemn Vow does but just looks like this at least PLEASE Steam! add this! that would be awesome!
Bran Flakes Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:20pm 
gaben.... likes the spy.... what's next? steve jobs is actually bill gates?
PikachuPlayz Sep 24, 2013 @ 6:27pm 
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE YOU FUCKING BITCHES INCOMPATABLE?!?!? WHY?!?!!?!?! D:
Ganx Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:30am 
Gabe nemell ?
tf2
Schultz Sep 21, 2013 @ 10:21am 
Incompatible? Really valve?
Chocolatez Aug 9, 2013 @ 6:08am 
:O
yura499 Jul 29, 2013 @ 10:17am 
Incompatible? GABEN
ErnieTheGreatest Jul 26, 2013 @ 4:21pm 
HOLY SHIT "GABE BUNDLE" THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA