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Gaben Vow
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730 Comments
Krosty the Kluwn Aug 28 @ 3:07am 
i gusse its blasmpish to depitc young gaben now
Jepo May 12 @ 8:55am 
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FestiveSpaghettiiWithPresents Nov 23, 2015 @ 3:25pm 
If they can add the Heavy Gaben hair and glasses then why cant they add this?
256Mini Nov 19, 2015 @ 9:51am 
This should be in the game to be given only to Valve employees and anyone else Gaben deems worthy.
Jwbmanman Jul 29, 2015 @ 5:21pm 
awesome! to bad marked incompatable.
RousJuice May 23, 2015 @ 10:33am 
Why not? This is awesome
Ben Dover Apr 5, 2015 @ 12:46pm 
Gabe Newell: Umm No
Ben Dover Apr 5, 2015 @ 12:46pm 
Guys i have Exclusive words on this workshop item by Gabe Newell himself
Arlen Jan 19, 2015 @ 1:31am 
I think you know why...
Chocolate Muscle Man Dec 28, 2014 @ 9:09am 
Now why is this not compatible?
{СУКА} The MoronMobile Nov 13, 2014 @ 8:12am 
im pretty sure that this is a secret valve weapon that is made to kill everyone and everything that offends gabe...
KritzPotato Oct 29, 2014 @ 9:12pm 
lol ikr
Half-Master Oct 28, 2014 @ 1:41am 
"This item is incompatible"
You made gaben angry
AmEgA Saaaannnneeeessss Oct 27, 2014 @ 1:41am 
Gaben Vow
Level 51 Boss of Valve
+100,000,000 HP
+100% Damage to Spies
+100% Damage to Buildings
+99999900%Damage Bonus
+On Kill:Speed,damage and uber
StingerRPG Oct 20, 2014 @ 7:06am 
Gaben Vow
Lv100 Tiny Statue of GOD
+99999900%Damage Bonus
On Hit:Random Gaben speeches about HL3 is bursted for 5 seconds
On Hit:Causes Jarate Effect,Mad Milk Effect,Scared and Bleeding Effect
+10000%Firing Rate
+5000 Health on Wearer
+On Kill:Earns Full Crits for 20 seconds
+On Kill:Speed,damage and invisible Effect is added to All Classes and All Weapons
+Weapon Has Professional Killstreak on,and can be switched to golden or normal
+When Having a Killstreak Each 5 Kills,will stun all enemies and all allies to stunned and frozen
Effect:Gaben Faces+Valve Sparkle+Massive Valve Sign Floating
Kermit the Hutt Sep 27, 2014 @ 10:56am 
Gaben Vow
Level 51 Boss of Valve
+On hit: HL3 is completed by 10 hours
+100,000,000 Health for Gabe Newell
-100% Damage to Spies
-100% Damage to Buildings
Kermit the Hutt Sep 27, 2014 @ 10:51am 
There stands a tale of the Gaben Vow. It began by a lone man reskinning the Vow named Orko, who then made this. Valve got word of it and Gabe Newell became frightened, and said people could mistake the item for him. He marked it incompatible to prevent the inevitable. If he were to accidentally re-add it, chaos would spread, Keys would be 1 scrap, and Vowss would be 90 buds! He puts it in a folder, safe from damage, until it's rise...
StingerRPG Sep 8, 2014 @ 10:04pm 
Bursting into laughter now
FestiveSpaghettiiWithPresents Sep 1, 2014 @ 10:19am 
alternate style for the solemn vow
chris Aug 31, 2014 @ 6:05am 
Awesome!
Andre de grasse Aug 15, 2014 @ 1:49am 
blasphemy to gaben
Phoenix Wright Aug 14, 2014 @ 11:50pm 
█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out
[PoW.SG] MouseDroid Aug 9, 2014 @ 5:02am 
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[PoW.SG] MouseDroid Jul 17, 2014 @ 2:55pm 
I think it has something to do with "Gaben" and "Do Not Delay".

By the way, how do i stop two Gabens?
Aesthetic Jones Jul 4, 2014 @ 2:21pm 
Until a valiant adventurer seeked and claimed the gaben vow. He knew alone he could not handle the power of it, so he found the one market of gaming GAMEBANNANA and gave it to the wise wizard TheNoobThatWas who then transformed the relic into a reskin so all could use it. Now only time will tell of it's power.
RPGMakerFan Jun 26, 2014 @ 10:11am 
wow much gaben. such unoriginal. very skin tho. wow
Matihood1 Jun 20, 2014 @ 3:41pm 
This is just a weapon. It can't be incompatibile. It's just Gabe didn't like it.
christmas doggo Jun 8, 2014 @ 3:32pm 
Either it really isn't incompatible or Gabe just didn't like it :P
Nelson01023 Jun 2, 2014 @ 1:44pm 
The do not delay is a refrence to the original solem vow that says do no harm. This version has to do with gaben canceling the long waited game half life 3 and says Do not Delay.
Dr. Spork Jun 2, 2014 @ 3:36am 
I love this so much... but I don't get the 'Do Not Delay' plaque. Can someone explain it? I'm thinking it has something to do with GabeN delaying HL3.
lun May 16, 2014 @ 6:50am 
This.
Meddle 🍉 Apr 20, 2014 @ 8:43pm 
Solemn Valve
chungchangching Apr 19, 2014 @ 7:37pm 
add it add it
Matihood1 Apr 12, 2014 @ 2:58pm 
Uncompatibile? LOL
cump Jan 20, 2014 @ 7:42pm 
s gud
helpo Jan 13, 2014 @ 5:11am 
Do no Episode 3.
A Rare Kinda Piggle Dec 30, 2013 @ 9:10pm 
Greatest item in TF2 history
Halstead Dec 14, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
I burst into laughter after seeing this...XD
I'll just go fuck myself Dec 3, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
Gaben personally declared this item incompatible.
Aponace Dec 2, 2013 @ 6:26am 
So awesome
CSGOAtse.com Bets.gg Dec 1, 2013 @ 8:25am 
I want this as a skin. :)
Kayliah Nov 22, 2013 @ 10:51am 
Valve valve... You tell this item is incompatible but...Come on ! You added "Gabe Glasses" so, is a bit troll and you maked MLP (Horrible) item so...
laslax Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:20pm 
Incompatable because it dosent delay hl3
Dogeruff 2: Electric Boogaloo™ Oct 28, 2013 @ 12:14am 
not compatable due to butthurt
SamuraiSoldier Sep 30, 2013 @ 5:02pm 
Incompatible cuz too op.
invaderlolly Sep 28, 2013 @ 6:19pm 
Ok steam like NEEDS to put this in! even if it's just a skin to cover over the original Solemn Vow but does the same things that the Solemn Vow does but just looks like this at least PLEASE Steam! add this! that would be awesome!
One Oat Sep 25, 2013 @ 7:20pm 
gaben.... likes the spy.... what's next? steve jobs is actually bill gates?
PikachuPlayz(LookAtProfileDesc) Sep 24, 2013 @ 6:27pm 
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE YOU FUCKING BITCHES INCOMPATABLE?!?!? WHY?!?!!?!?! D:
Ganx Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:30am 
Gabe nemell ?
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