Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Cremator's Colas (Resubmit)
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SwellowBird77 Jun 13 @ 4:59pm 
This thing is the bomb!
Admiral Buttercrust Aug 15, 2015 @ 7:23pm 
i thought soda was scouts thing
Park_J Aug 8, 2015 @ 9:38am 
if you switched it to nuka-cola it could come with a pre order of fallout 4
Whitewall Tires Jun 25, 2015 @ 9:49pm 
10/10 would vote again
Krimst Kramst Jan 31, 2015 @ 4:16am 
Looks a bit to pointy to me, you should try refining it a bit
deadshot6197 Jan 27, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
valve please add this in.price 2$
Colonel Clusterfuck Dec 18, 2014 @ 6:11pm 
valve add dis pls
purplefroststorm Dec 17, 2014 @ 1:40pm 
THIS IS AWESOME VLVE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free big lurch Nov 22, 2014 @ 12:31pm 
make it a trail when moving drops sodas
ruubsoft May 7, 2014 @ 11:14am 
its shoud work like a spy shield
Cringe King Mar 28, 2014 @ 12:38am 
Maybe a scout misc cause it's dispensing BONKs
sir slaughter Mar 4, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
I wonder why they haven't added this masterpiece!
Chip Skylark Nov 26, 2013 @ 7:34am 
very creative,maybe the pyro will be thirsty,and there is nothing to drink,so he pulls out a good old fashion cola,and feels energetic after drinking it.He then moves on to burning people's flesh off,watching them slowly die.
The_Hexagon_moon Sep 26, 2013 @ 8:49am 
The_Hexagon_moon Sep 26, 2013 @ 8:48am 
is god
Admiral Ass Eater Sep 18, 2013 @ 2:20pm 
MicroFury Sep 7, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
It should have a custom taunt like the 'high five' were it involves another player and they get a can of drink out of it. That would be freakin' hilarious!
Gooner Sep 5, 2013 @ 4:38pm 
How about a flamethrower side kick?
Marq Sep 2, 2013 @ 2:03pm 
Great idea, I hope this gets put into the game
donaldtrump Sep 1, 2013 @ 6:59am 
Valve add it its so awesome

andtjoh Aug 29, 2013 @ 9:11pm 
Really cool.
Statyk  [author] Aug 5, 2013 @ 8:48am 
I could always take it out but the main reason I didn't make it paintable was just the sheer size of it and the color taken up. If you paint any of the red/blue parts, it would just be an eyesore. The only thing I MIGHT have made paintable would be the black strip around the top or the black handle. I think I'll skip the paint on this one though. sorry =\
Scrumpy  [author] Aug 5, 2013 @ 7:59am 
I doubt it since the Red and Blu labels are attached to the team you're on, which would make no sense if a purple cola machine had 'Blu' on it.
Sorry 8<
Dominopolis Aug 2, 2013 @ 10:32pm 
One question : Can you make it paintable? Being able to paint it purple would be AMAZING for me and lots of people.
Stormy Night Jul 25, 2013 @ 12:38pm 


CorporalHeston Jul 22, 2013 @ 6:19am 
Valve please add this!
Jon Bong Jovi Jul 19, 2013 @ 1:17pm 
hou du i modul hat An misk?
Scrumpy  [author] Jul 12, 2013 @ 10:15am 
Shush, TeamF2fan! We don't want people knowing our secret recipe...
NEW ACOUNT READ DESC Jul 11, 2013 @ 3:28pm 
80% more piss in the machine then normal bok atomic punch :D
Pyroson Jul 8, 2013 @ 12:01am 
Hope this is in the new summer crate!
Captain Fantasy Jul 5, 2013 @ 8:40am 
Picard Jun 27, 2013 @ 2:43pm 
nice i love it <3 vote up
Poise Jun 27, 2013 @ 10:34am 
KTH110 Jun 25, 2013 @ 7:46pm 
Cool man
† Sinful Loaf † Jun 23, 2013 @ 10:35am 
Love your vid
Brigadier General Robin Olds Jun 22, 2013 @ 11:13am 
ı think you shuld add something like that when you taunt ıt will give critical hits for 10 second to your friends and you
FireproofWaffle Jun 21, 2013 @ 6:09pm 
a breezy meadow in the spring Jun 20, 2013 @ 5:46pm 
I mean make the frost more distinct.
a breezy meadow in the spring Jun 20, 2013 @ 5:41pm 
I don't give 3 fucks what that douchebag has to say. This is creative, funny and good looking.

The only change I could recommend would to frost the glass near the edge's a little so it looks nice and cold in there <3
stale Jun 20, 2013 @ 4:54pm 
1: It would be better one a scout
2: When used in set- You get a bonk effect for 2 seconds every kill,but can still use your gun.
3: -10 slower movement speed
RADIO RX-9 Jun 20, 2013 @ 3:42am 
reminds of one of the perk machines in bo2 zombies & bo1, but awesome item
[l<.u.ř.Ø_J.Φ.l<.a.r] Jun 19, 2013 @ 11:22pm 
hell yeah i want this
Sanded Jun 19, 2013 @ 10:30pm 
Vinchen needs to take a chill pill and stop whining. He already lost when he said "this is just not a part of the theme set in place by Valve". That's pure and complete bullshit that I hear on every item that looks a little silly, and by the standards of what is already in-game, it's just wrong. One word: "Filamental" (your pyro is now a frigging lightbulb)

As for the quality, I think it's fine. Though, it doesn't look like it shines the same as other metal objects in the game, but maybe that's simply my eyes decieving me because of pyro's suit. Generally I like authors to post a skin of the item so I can get a better look at it, though not all do. I'm sure there's a reason for that.
hitnick Jun 18, 2013 @ 5:39pm 
The Guy Jun 18, 2013 @ 4:01pm 
They should put a taunt for this where if a scout interacts, he'll buy a can of bonk and get the affects of it.
Blah blah Jun 18, 2013 @ 2:13am 
Gotta love the good ol' fashiones Coca-Cola machine! Really good work!
Statyk  [author] Jun 17, 2013 @ 10:34pm 
Well to each his own and I understand. There is no bump mapping as it is not needed by the way. And it was resubmitted in case something got messed up in the importing process, it wasn't because I changed the glass. I would just edit the file if that were the case.

I know I can't please everyone and no harm is done. Thanks though. Always happy to see something other than a silly copy+paste of the awesome face...
Scrumpy  [author] Jun 17, 2013 @ 9:50pm 
I accept your insults and i'll think about them for the future, but there's no need to be so rude (although you apologized already).
vinchenzojackal&shoon Jun 17, 2013 @ 8:53pm 
Then I'll mention the low quality textures, poor bump-mapping, and in addition to the object being obscenely bulky meaning more item conflicts with more items more often which causes poor usage for sales and player ownership do to many less misc and even very specific hats being unable to be equipped by the player make this a poor choice for a new misc. When you re-subbed this, all you did was change the glass case and handle, and metal over the 'colas', which left all the MANY other problems with this items unchanged. I'm sorry if this is brutal critiquing, but I do this on art websites I'm at too sometimes, though often less insulting in the process. I do apologize for my previous comments on your submission using actual words for insults.
Chip Skylark Jun 17, 2013 @ 4:53pm 
vinchen,stop ranting,let the author do what he wants,oh btw,i love it,its funny tenouttaten