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I Can Fix It!
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I Can Fix It!


"Yeah, boss?"

"Remind me why we're locked in a closet."

"There's wargs outside, boss. They'd probably eat us."



"Why are there wargs outside?"

"There was a gap in the wall, so they just, y'know, came right in."

"They just came right in?"

"Sure thing, boss. Just walked through the wall."

"How did they walk through the wall?"

"Well, there was a hole in the wall."

"And why was there a hole in the wall?"

"That was the raiders, boss. Blew it up with grenades."

"The raiders. Got it."

"Sure thing. Can't stand those raiders."


"Yeah, boss?"

"Did I, or did I not, tell you to repair the wall?"

"Sure did! Patched it all up in a few hours, just like you asked."

"Then *why was there a hole in the wall*?"

"Well, they destroyed that part of the wall, boss."

"And so you didn't repair it?"

"Can't repair it, boss. It's destroyed. Not there anymore."

"Could you . . . build a new wall, maybe? In the same spot as the old one?"

"Oh, yeah. Could've done that, I suppose."

"Why didn't you?"

"Didn't tell me to build a new wall, boss. Just repair the old wall."

"Right. Got it."

"Y'know . . . boss . . ."

". . . Yes?"

"Just occurred to me. Maybe I should have built a new wall?"

". . ."

"You know. Where the old one was."

". . ."

"And then the wargs wouldn't have gotten in."

". . ."

"And eaten our dogs."

". . ."

"And trapped us in this closet."

". . ."

"Maybe that would have been a good idea, boss?"

". . . Yes, Sparkles. That would have been a good idea."

"Great, boss! I'll do that next time."

"Wonderful. You do that."

"Glad I could help!"


"Yeah, boss?"

"How are you with melee weapons?"

"Terrible, boss!"

"Perfect. Here, take this spear."


Destroyed buildings will now leave behind a construction ghost, meaning that your builders will automatically rebuild things once they get a chance. Also, due to how bright construction plans are, it'll be a lot easier to see what's been destroyed.

Friends don't let friends get eaten by wargs.

Does not require a new save game - this can be transparently added and removed from any savegame you already have.

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Jul 8 @ 12:52pm
SUGGESTION: Rebuild Expired Passive Cooler
Dec 14, 2016 @ 9:47am
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s_simpson Sep 16 @ 5:30pm 
Subbed just for that story had several "Sparkles" already and only been plaing for a week
A Goose Sep 13 @ 11:28am 
That dialogue already makes this worthy to download.
Maxi Sep 7 @ 6:32am 
maybe you could be a comicwriter too , great story, had a good laugh
thx for the mod btw
Doc Sep 6 @ 7:01pm 
LMFAO downloading.
Cyresnershull Sep 6 @ 7:07am 
Best description. I actually laughed. Also, great mod. Good job!
Nika113 Sep 5 @ 6:00pm 
<3 the description. Thanks for the laugh and the mod!
17smita Sep 3 @ 7:14pm 
that freaking description i love it mate
Proxidius Aug 31 @ 11:25pm 
Subb'd just for the description lmao.
"The" SeanMacLeod Aug 18 @ 5:46pm 
Talk to people called "Sparkles" irl, you'll understand
ChickyDoll71 Aug 18 @ 5:55am 
Why everytime a colonist is named Sparkles, he/she turns out to be a fucking whackjob