"Aye! you! Ya cannae call that a whuzzja call it!?!? HAHAHA!! Arrghfuzzaja come 'ere and I'll haszzuh put up glarrrh SHOW YOU A TUNE!!" ~ The Demoman

As so eloquently put by the man himself, you too can now show them who's boss with this merry jig of a taunt. Wield the bagpipes, the northernest of musical instruments, as you play a tune that will give them laddies on the other team a real reason to quake in their booties!