How to trust and befriend Attila the Hun

So you met Attila in one of your Civilization games, and you want to become friends with him. Listen to these words carefully, and I promise he'll ALWAYS be your friend in any civilization game!

Step 1

You DONT! You declare war on him, ♥♥♥♥ up his battering rams and raze all of his cities, so that there is no evidence left behind and there is no way to trace it back! And make sure all of his cities are gone so that he is eliminated from the game so that he doesn't bother anyone in your game EVER again! Trust me, this always works!

[djmolina18]

Thank you for making this. I hate Attila so much that I could just punch him in the face.

[2DSoul]

doesn't work on deity

[Ballistechnical]

the plagerism is real ;)

[Bean]

or turn on random personalites..

[Taldorin]

Attila was a complete bro to me last game giving me free shit attacking my enemies and having my back. Then 200 turns later... one of my spies returned with some intel that he was plotting against me...I wouldnt believe it...not him...not my bro! 10 turns later his vessels stormed the beach and through tears i drove him back to his homeland where I set fire to everything he ever owned

[spsmith103]

ha ha ha

[Shalax]

I actualy managed this:
I mean befriending Attila.
I was a warmonger myself: we were the two most hated civs in the AI game i was in.
So, i ended up freeing citizens and liberating one of his cities and was able to DOF him
The world fell some 40 turns later to the English-Hunnic Coalition

[The Direful Spring]

3/10 got splinters while try to fuck a battering ram.

[Tard]

Instrucions unclear, became Attila's best friend. We now have a deep, meaningful relationship betwen us and we're both happy.
Guide 0/10, unsatisfactory result.

[Klumpatsch]

Haha