How 2 be gud at snipa

Play Sniper? Hate Snipers? This guide is for you! :D

Look Smart, Snipe Smart

Step I: Look pro.
F2P Gear. Yes F2P. Everyone knows that F2P means that you a pro, at the start of the game, valve would know that you are the CHOSEN one, they will grant you[Sorry, Not the one ring] a Mercenary Badge, Pyrovision Google and lastly the rare item called " Ghastly Gibus " The worth of it is 1 earbills[Rare also :o]. Equip anything that is an achievement item, its pro and expensive.

Pro's Weapons

Now. To the weapons! Here are a list of Pro's Weapons:
-Sydney Sleeper. Yes! Trust me you will get a lot of attention from noobs and your fellow pros! You can only bodyshot with this weapon which is a pro's way of killing noobs and pros alike.46837642378564 dmg per player every sec :D
-Darwin's Danger Shield. This is by far the BEST weapon in the game. Dont listen to your friends, this thing is awsome! :D [Like yourself ^.^]
-Kukri. Yes this thing as a hidden attribute! 69% crit chance on hit. Use it well :3 or Tribleman's Shiv. It does 9001 crit per hit. so you are boss.

Sniping.

Now that you have your perfect loadout. Its TIME, to snipe!
Use Alt-Fire AKA Mouse 2 to zoom into your scope. ALWAYS stand still, Pro's do that everytime. When you are using your scope, Aim your crosshair at your enemy's body[Any parts! Just not...there] Charge your shot to full while still aiming and standing still, and Click Mouse 1 to fire!
BANG. He Dead.<---Or is he? Remember: ALWAYS STAND STILL AND STAY IN THE OPEN, DONT HIDE ITS FOR NOOBS.[You dont want to be a noob, do you?]
The image is a bad example of sniping. Do not follow it.

After Kill.

After killing your enemy, Press G to say thanks. ALWAYS press G after you killed someone. :3 It helps.

Sniper's License.

Congrats! Now that you have complete the Sniper Course. You are now eligible to snipe.
[WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEEERRRSSSS] :DDDDDDDD:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 8===D~~~ [Even though it says Driver's License, we had to overlap the word " sniper" due to kids getting paranoid that Patrick Star is indeed a Sniper].

Goodluck on the battlefield! :)

Where to snipe?

Well. Most mlg pro quickscope 360 xx noob pwner 69 69 69 pros would most likely choose a trade server. Only pro's go there.

[Rascus]

This is the best guide in the history of the unisverse. I am following all of your tips, you could even add "be a sqeaker on the mic", that always helps me to better 360 quickscopes. Thanks!

[bikel]

I pray to this guide every night.

[The man with the baby hands]

Dis guide helped me become a better sniper.

[mansanas]

No prob Rabid. c:

[Virtusia]

WELL GOOD. YOU BETTER,and thank you robert.

[mansanas]

Righty there Rabid, just like Pewdie's 'bro's. Cult of Personality is awesome though. c:

[Astral]

True thing i was there but left since it become a stuped war or something like that once we was just playing in normal server....

[Virtusia]

Guys dont listen to hoppy. Half of the O.W.N community is full of kids. But dont quote me on that

[mansanas]

No Rabid, it's not, this is really effective.

[Astral]

hoppylion@ this guide is 100% working tested on windows 7/windows8/mac/linux 100 working