MAGGOTS! You will NEVER know what MANHOOD is until you FIGHT! My tea time buddy SAID THAT! He also said that
tea time is for LADIES! HE STUFFED MY HEAD IN A TEAPOT! I SHOWED THAT SUNOVABITCH WHAT AN IDIOT HE WAS AND TURNED HIM INSIDE OUT! If you LADIES make fun of me, you'd better WATCH OUT!

Paint used in the image Left-Right-Left-Right-Left-Right:
Color No. 216-190-216
Mann Co. Orange
Australlium Gold
Indubitably Green
Ye Olde Rustic Color
A Distinctive Lack of Hue

Idea and name suggestions by Sμpermeτα64
Modeled and Textured by The Rare Aquatic Pyro

Name suggestions(Tell us which you like in the comments!):
Big Betty - 2 Votes
Dr. Teapotter's Tipper Tapper Topper - 1 Vote
Rocketeer's Tea Guzzler
Rocketman's Tea Guzzler
ManlyMan's Teapot of Manliness - 5 Votes
Tea Time Buddy
Tea Guzzler - 1 Vote
The Pothead - 3 Votes